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confuddledconfuddled Posts: 3,758
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On behalf of muggins14:)

When asked if he was gay last night Leslie quipped along these lines "darlin', I fell out of the Christmas tree straight into my mamas high heels"
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    Andy_GAndy_G Posts: 11,442
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    Talking to Claire about her large breasts......
    If I had those I'd rule the world!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,476
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    I think he fell out of his mama and into heels.
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    Cat-Cat- Posts: 7,612
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    Nice one OP. :)

    Loved his take on Gary in the DR. He obviously has heard that bit more about him than we have, but loved his diplomacy.
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    muggins14muggins14 Posts: 61,844
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    Can't remember exact wording, but loved his comment that he hasn't met any real royalty but has met a lot of queens :D

    Thank you confuddled *mwah* ... Air kisses in keeping :p
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    confuddledconfuddled Posts: 3,758
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    I think he fell out of his mama and into heels.

    That's it.... Thank you:)
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    confuddledconfuddled Posts: 3,758
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    muggins14 wrote: »
    Can't remember exact wording, but loved his comment that he hasn't met any real royalty but has met a lot of queens :D

    Thank you confuddled *mwah* ... Air kisses in keeping :p

    You are welcome.... But if this thread takes a wrong turn I can always blame you:p
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    muggins14muggins14 Posts: 61,844
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    confuddled wrote: »
    You are welcome.... But if this thread takes a wrong turn I can always blame you:p

    :o whatever happened to loyalty :cry:

    :p
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,138
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    He's lovely n' all but I just find his quips a bit well....stale.
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    shandersshanders Posts: 5,907
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    Misread this as a thread for lesbians!
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    MissDeeBlueMissDeeBlue Posts: 4,045
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    'biggest pussy I've ever been with'... then someone else says 'like a Davy Crockett hat'

    - Bleugh... LOL

    Not exactly a leslie-ism but shocking :o:o
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    confuddledconfuddled Posts: 3,758
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    biggest pussy I've ever been with...

    Not exactly a leslie-ism but shocking :o:o

    :D it was a hippy pussy.
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    pondie84pondie84 Posts: 11,858
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    shanders wrote: »
    Misread this as a thread for lesbians!

    Ditto.
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    confuddledconfuddled Posts: 3,758
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    shanders wrote: »
    Misread this as a thread for lesbians!

    Lesbians are welcome too :)
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    MissDeeBlueMissDeeBlue Posts: 4,045
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    confuddled wrote: »
    :D it was a hippy pussy.

    * biggest hippy pussy :D
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    confuddledconfuddled Posts: 3,758
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    * biggest hippy pussy :D

    It doesn't conjure up a good mental image :o
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    shandersshanders Posts: 5,907
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    * biggest hippy pussy :D

    Are we back to lesbians?
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    MissDeeBlueMissDeeBlue Posts: 4,045
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    confuddled wrote: »
    It doesn't conjure up a good mental image :o

    I doesnt really does it - Im thinking flappy, psychedelic, but velvety -- umm time for sleep
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    confuddledconfuddled Posts: 3,758
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    I doesnt really does it - Im thinking flappy, psychedelic, but velvety -- umm time for sleep

    :D I doubt I'll sleep after that description. I choked at flappy:o
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 267
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    pondie84 wrote: »
    Ditto.

    Me three, and when I scanned the thread and saw 'pussies' I still wasn't sure. :D
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    confuddledconfuddled Posts: 3,758
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    Sticky Bun wrote: »
    Me three, and when I scanned the thread and saw 'pussies' I still wasn't sure. :D

    Oh how I laughed at your name given the subject we seem stuck on.... Sticky bun seems like an apt euphemism ;-)
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    MissDeeBlueMissDeeBlue Posts: 4,045
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    confuddled wrote: »
    :D I doubt I'll sleep after that description. I choked at flappy:o

    I think I chuck out that salami sandwich in the fridge lol

    Poor Leslie - he only had sex with 2 women - I wonder if the other was as 'big' ? at least he wouldnt need to say 'open it' to the big hippy pussy :p:p:p
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    shandersshanders Posts: 5,907
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    I think I chuck out that salami sandwich

    Is that a euphemism?
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    confuddledconfuddled Posts: 3,758
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    shanders wrote: »
    Is that a euphemism?

    Yep:D:D
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    R82n8R82n8 Posts: 3,656
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    shanders wrote: »
    Misread this as a thread for lesbians!

    Me too. :blush:
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    R82n8R82n8 Posts: 3,656
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    shanders wrote: »
    Misread this as a thread for lesbians!

    Me four. :blush:
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