Emma Chawner - the new Jade Goody? (Part 3)

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  • alfiewozerealfiewozere Posts: 29,508
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    Great, now I know what I'llbe dreaming about tonight!!

    Here's an image for tonight's dream.

    Enjoy!:D
  • wannabegothchavwannabegothchav Posts: 1,690
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    Urgh. I have an awful fungal taste in my mouth now.:(
  • alfiewozerealfiewozere Posts: 29,508
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    Urgh. I have an awful fungal taste in my mouth now.:(
    Have you had your cheeky Chawnersnog under the mistletoe already? Best make up a jug of this to wash the taste away.:D

    Santa’s Little Helper Drink Recipe
    5 oz Apple Juice
    1.5 oz Apple Schnapps
    1.5 oz Butterscotch Schnapps
    1.5 oz Cinnamon Schnapps
  • hammerfanhammerfan Posts: 1,696
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    Have you had your cheeky Chawnersnog under the mistletoe already? Best make up a jug of this to wash the taste away.:D

    Santa’s Little Helper Drink Recipe
    5 oz Apple Juice
    1.5 oz Apple Schnapps
    1.5 oz Butterscotch Schnapps
    1.5 oz Cinnamon Schnapps

    I haven't drank since July - but that sounds yummy! Time to go shopping me thinks! :D
  • alfiewozerealfiewozere Posts: 29,508
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    hammerfan wrote: »
    I haven't drank since July - but that sounds yummy! Time to go shopping me thinks! :D
    Make a few pints of it and send me some. I'm stuck at work and it's snowing, and I'm gradually getting alcohol withdrawal symptoms after my Chawnertastic weekend.:(
  • hammerfanhammerfan Posts: 1,696
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    Ah, stuck at work myself at the moment, snow has stopped now though. But it's shopping night tonight, so will see what I can find.

    Where are you Alfie? Is there a chance of you getting snowed in?
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    Aw I think Little'un and Jenny Chawner are made for each other. They could have Chawner puppies, it would be sweet.

    I've found you a Christmas drink with brandy - you don't HAVE to drink hot buttered rum. There's plenty of calories in this one

    Brand Eggnog Drink Recipe
    2.5 oz. Brandy
    1 cup Milk
    1 large Egg
    1 Sprinkle Nutmeg
    2 tbs. Powdered Sugar

    :D Get away! That's just my regular nightime tipple ( well not the amount of brandy, I'm a tad more generous :p)

    Actually it's pretty much brandy and avocaat isn't it? Which is my favourite drink. :)

    Little un wont be making billet-doux with Jenny :cry: His balls have been chopped off to stop him committing incest. Although that was a good thing as they found he had Legges-Perthes disease. :D The insurance cheque arrived this morning. Just over £1k will buy a fair few Chawnertastic treats. :)
    Greengran's turned into GreenSam!!!! :o

    :D LOL My thoughts exactly. A Sam sized strop.!!!
    In order to make yourself dream, you should think really hard about what you want to dream about and keep that image in your head before you fall asleep

    There ya go!! Sweet dreams.:D

    :eek: That's not Chawner Towers, or it's been photoshopped. Not a cotton bud in sight.
  • alfiewozerealfiewozere Posts: 29,508
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    tally wrote: »

    :eek: That's not Chawner Towers, or it's been photoshopped. Not a cotton bud in sight.

    Cotton bud alert!!! This is definitely not a photoshopped pic of Chawner Towers. Spot the Gaviscon bottle on the floor as well, a sure sign of over-indulgence in sausages.:D
  • alfiewozerealfiewozere Posts: 29,508
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    hammerfan wrote: »
    Ah, stuck at work myself at the moment, snow has stopped now though. But it's shopping night tonight, so will see what I can find.

    Where are you Alfie? Is there a chance of you getting snowed in?
    I'm in Manchester working, but live in the Peak District. I don't mind being snowed in at home - I can vegetate on the sofa, drink one of the many Christmas drinks I've got recipes for, and eat my bodyweight in sausages.
    But if I get snowed in at work, I shall cry.:cry: There's only a vending machine with Quavers in, not a drop of alcohol, and some flat diet coke.
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    I'm in Manchester working, but live in the Peak District. I don't mind being snowed in at home - I can vegetate on the sofa, drink one of the many Christmas drinks I've got recipes for, and eat my bodyweight in sausages.
    But if I get snowed in at work, I shall cry.:cry: There's only a vending machine with Quavers in, not a drop of alcohol, and some flat diet coke.

    hope you managed to get home safely alfie! :eek: x
  • alfiewozerealfiewozere Posts: 29,508
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    HAPPY 21ST DECEMBER!!!

    Wow, 4 days to go, how exciting.:)

    I wonder if the Chawners play charades at Christmas? TV show, 3 words, first word rhymes with WIG. Any ideas?;)
  • hammerfanhammerfan Posts: 1,696
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    Morning Chawnerites! :)

    Thanks for that pic Alfie - hey that's what could have happened if they'd taken the BFF seriously! Well, maybe not exactly - but you know what I mean.

    I hope you got home safely, so you didn't have to eat quavers & diet coke - there's not many of your five a day there and no sausages :eek:
  • alfiewozerealfiewozere Posts: 29,508
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    hammerfan wrote: »
    Morning Chawnerites! :)

    Thanks for that pic Alfie - hey that's what could have happened if they'd taken the BFF seriously! Well, maybe not exactly - but you know what I mean.

    I hope you got home safely, so you didn't have to eat quavers & diet coke - there's not many of your five a day there and no sausages :eek:
    I got home safely, and am now preparing to do it all over again. I am packing my bag with sausage sandwiches, Pringles, potato salad (healthy, that is, if you don't count the mayonnaise and concentrate on the word "salad":D) and chocolate. I need a hip flask of brandy really, just in case I get stranded. Though hip flasks don't hold very much do they?;)

    There's a pic on the hategroup page of Emma and Sam as children - they were a bit chubby, but not much bigger than the other kids. If only Audrey and Phil had cared enough to do something then, their lives would be so different today.:(
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    Morning All
    Sorry about the Samrant yesterday, was feeling particularly unwell and thinking of all the things I had to do, and it got the better of me. I'm still miffed that Emma hasn't accepted my friend request though!
    Am feeling a tad better today so will try to behave. Loved the picture of Emma, though she appears to only have one shoulder.
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    Don't worry Greengran - Sam never accepted my friend request & Emma refused. Eventually I deleted Phil from my list as I found him frustrating when Audrey was in hospital with her sleep hackney. Do we know if she recovered??

    Good luck Alfie - best to use something the size of a thermos for the brandy.
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    I'd fill a hot water bottle with brandy and strap it to your tum. It would keep warm, and keep you warm in one.
  • alfiewozerealfiewozere Posts: 29,508
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    greengran wrote: »
    I'd fill a hot water bottle with brandy and strap it to your tum. It would keep warm, and keep you warm in one.
    Ooh now there's a good idea! And no-one at work will realise I am secretly supping at my desk either.:D

    As for Phil - he used to message me every Sunday with an Aud update, but he's ignored me for the last 2 weeks:cry: I can only assume Aud's recovered from her sleep hackney OR she's buried under the patio at Chawner Towers.
  • alfiewozerealfiewozere Posts: 29,508
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    I'm getting one of these! I shall have a bottle of brandy on one side and a bottle of rum on the other. Chawnertastic eh?:D
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    I'm getting one of these! I shall have a bottle of brandy on one side and a bottle of rum on the other. Chawnertastic eh?:D

    I actually bought me and my best mate one of those each for Christmas a couple of years ago!!!

    So no news on why there was a camera crew on Sam's photos??
  • alfiewozerealfiewozere Posts: 29,508
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    I actually bought me and my best mate one of those each for Christmas a couple of years ago!!!

    So no news on why there was a camera crew on Sam's photos??
    I can only assume filming is underway for Big Fat Challenge 3 where we will be able to watch the Chawners be ridiculed and mocked once again by St Lorraine of Kelly, whilst receiving numerous freebies, and once again failing to lose a single solitary ounce.
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    It's probably my eyes but one of the people with Emma looks a tad like Matt Allwright. They are being filmed walking up a huge hill, someone has asked if it's Holcombe Hill, where ever that might be!
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    Our Christmas message from Queen Emma


    Look for xfm Save the Turkey on you-tube.
    I tried to post a link but it wouldn't let me!

    Unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • alfiewozerealfiewozere Posts: 29,508
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    greengran wrote: »
    It's probably my eyes but one of the people with Emma looks a tad like Matt Allwright. They are being filmed walking up a huge hill, someone has asked if it's Holcombe Hill, where ever that might be!

    Holcombe Hill's in Rammy.

    http://www.astannard.com/lancashire2.php?current_filename=peel-tower-holcombe-hill

    it looks very nice. Bet it's snowy there now. I hope they wore wellies and didn't slip over..
  • alfiewozerealfiewozere Posts: 29,508
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    greengran wrote: »
    Our Christmas message from Queen Emma


    Look for xfm Save the Turkey on you-tube.
    I tried to post a link but it wouldn't let me!

    Unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Oh dear God. My ears are bleeding.

    "Hayley, Xfm’s very own ‘Chick With Balls’, put in her own effort to save Noel. What she needed was some big name celebs - so up steps Noorul from the Apprentice, Eugene from Big Brother and The Chawners from X-Factor, alongside some of Manchester’s comedy stars & some tuneful Xfm Listeners."
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    greengran wrote: »
    Our Christmas message from Queen Emma


    Look for xfm Save the Turkey on you-tube.
    I tried to post a link but it wouldn't let me!

    Unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :

    This has to be christmas no1!!!! where do I download it!!
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