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    Loz_FraggleLoz_Fraggle Posts: 5,759
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    Someone saying that Paloma Faith looks like someone who a person with a man sized butterfly net should be chasing, it really tickled me!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 17,021
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    Curse you all! I promised myself I wouldn't look at this thread again :D
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    seacamseacam Posts: 21,364
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    I still can't get Wok's post/ lines of DS mods, a hamster wheel and a Mars bar,--I can't get that image out of my head. :D
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    JoHoJoHo Posts: 1,442
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    I'll never find it, but the kid whose grandfather had his season ticket ripped up in front of his eyes by security staff. Had me laughing for days
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 181
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    Was it you, stoatie, who grumbled about never being able to find the plasmas in the 'Best buys from Poundland' thread?

    Respect!!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 229
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    Maw's Reply to message below:
    With a user name like that, I'd have assumed that every day was pretty much like that?
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    Originally posted by browncheeks
    I once did this fart in a crowded lift, everyone ran to the far corner (including me) of the lift to get away from the smell. I than let another rip - by this time the lift came to the ground floor everyone was gagging. i was very proud of myself that day.

    Epic :D:D:D
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    PhilH36PhilH36 Posts: 26,302
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    #58
    "Vote Labour" is easily the funniest line I've read on here in the last week.
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    staceyxxx23staceyxxx23 Posts: 12,549
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    haven't been around much lately, but definitely on the forum i mainly post on, some of the members come out with excellent one-liners and stuff!!
    a lot of the things they say actually make me LOL! :D
    i think that's really cool to be able to make someone laugh online tbh!
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    Loz_FraggleLoz_Fraggle Posts: 5,759
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    Die Squirrel Di wrote: »
    That's disappointing. I was hoping for a near future storyline where all the residents of Albert Square put their squabbles aside when they discover that saying Fatboy's real name 3 times will cause him to disappear into the ether, as though he had never been there at all.

    This really made me laugh today on the Soaps forum.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,038
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    Anything in the RG11 repull thread. I swear, I haven't laughed that hard in years. I wanted it to be real, but I'm fairly certain it wasn't!
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    TaomiTaomi Posts: 622
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    Dave3622 wrote: »
    http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1032817&highlight=rough+slag

    I remember this thread making me LOL, I think it had something to do with the OP's turn of phrase :)

    Just had a proper giggle at number 4 in that thread courtesy of Solarflare :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,252
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    I can't even remember what i had for my tea last week, let alone what gets posted on here! There has been a few times however that I have giggled at a post on here. The politics section is usually the funniest forum!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 860
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    kupo_nut wrote: »
    Anything in the RG11 repull thread. I swear, I haven't laughed that hard in years. I wanted it to be real, but I'm fairly certain it wasn't!

    Brilliant!



    How about the opening line in this thread...

    http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=939931
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    HogzillaHogzilla Posts: 24,116
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    Liquorice Queen wrote: »
    Brilliant!



    How about the opening line in this thread...

    http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=939931

    You can't stop once you pop.... Or should that read *plop*..?:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 161
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    I couldn't stop laughing at the thread about the boy who found a human poo in his garden. The funniest part went something like this:

    "At first my mom thought it was a bears shit but then I told her that we don't have bears in London"

    The whole thread about the person shagging the old woman in the charity shop and being blackmailed by the hairdresser had me crying!!!!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 32,379
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    sazzleperkins wrote: »
    HAL, not just a few lines but a whole thread - Ray's 'An affair and blackmail' - it was legendary. Every thread he started after that fell flat - they just couldn't live up to the high standards he'd set himself.

    http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1069994&highlight=an+affair+blackmail

    All Rays threads were brilliant. I didn't know he was inactive though.:(:(
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    f_196f_196 Posts: 11,829
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    Just going through some of Rays threads, they are nothing short of fantastic.
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    Charcole911Charcole911 Posts: 6,353
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    I have a feeling Ray still lurks the boards to this day.

    Some of the soap forum comments are funny.
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    pburke90pburke90 Posts: 14,758
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    In a topic where a load of (presumably 25 yr old +) men and women were discussing which kids TV programme was better...

    "Are you all single?" :D
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    fluffybunyipfluffybunyip Posts: 4,909
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    Sorry for bumping, was going through past posts cos I'm bored and finally found the greasy rat thread. It always makes me laugh.

    http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1227772
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