Shagging your next door neighbour....

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  • MorzineMorzine Posts: 513
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    dmuk wrote:
    Does anyone else hate the word 'shagging'? It just sounds so common.

    'Rodgering' however, is wonderful.
    No, I am quite happy with the term shagging. I prefer it to the cruder fuc*ing. Bonking is quite a good word also.

    Rogering makes me think of Lords and Masters doing it with their serving wenches. :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 40,102
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    I don't think I'd want to shag an old man or woman! :eek:
  • MorzineMorzine Posts: 513
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    I don't think I'd want to shag an old man or woman! :eek:
    Easy to say when you are young.

    When you get old your opportunities diminish and you are grateful for what you can get. :(

    A motto for the older generation....

    Never pass up the chance of a pee, a poo or a shag. :D

    PS, not all at the same time of course. :eek:
  • lawrenma2lawrenma2 Posts: 4,060
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    I don't think I'd want to shag an old man or woman! :eek:

    The older one's are always grateful and say thanks. ;)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,959
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    My ex used to shag the girl next door. I don't know why he felt I needed to know that information :confused: but he told me he used to jump over the fence and knock on her bedroom window (her room was downstairs) whenever he fancied a shag! It still bothers me to this day - I don't know why 'cos (to my knowledge) it stopped before I started seeing him (because she got a boyfriend) and we split up 6 years ago.
  • lawrenma2lawrenma2 Posts: 4,060
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    I used to do shag a neighbour along the road when her man was at work, she was about 38 & bored housewife. She was very attractive, good ride, and there ws the risk of getting caught

    It all stopped when i met my girlfriend, who i then got engaged to.
  • paulsandersonpaulsanderson Posts: 3,283
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    yes please .. when....
  • SnozzwanglerSnozzwangler Posts: 82,750
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    Morzine wrote:
    No, I am quite happy with the term shagging. I prefer it to the cruder fuc*ing. Bonking is quite a good word also.

    Rogering makes me think of Lords and Masters doing it with their serving wenches. :D
    That last sentence has made me go all aquiver :o:p
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