Should all men evolve enough to sit down when peeing?

Pootmatoot · 26/12/13 - 00:13

WanderinWonder wrote: »

Perhaps, if you're blessed with 8 inches plus.

Not at all. Toilet water isn't far down. Most men know this through experience.....

jra · 26/12/13 - 00:14

bugloss wrote: »

it's probably easier for men to evolve enough so we don't need women

and then we can do what we sodding like

Yes to both points.

Excellent thread OP there for Christmad (sic) Day; people's peeing preferences.

juliancarswell · 26/12/13 - 00:36

Am I right in assuming this tripe has been proposed here because of the Swedish Labour party campaigning for the same thing?

http://digitaljournal.com/article/352108

"The local chapter of the Left Party, a socialist and feminist political party, in Sormland County Council, Sweden, is pushing to make standing while peeing illegal for men using the county council's public restrooms.

Feminists behind it, whodda guessed.

Party officials are pushing to make public restrooms in the county council "sitting only."

The Left Party's Viggo Hansen, who made the proposal, said that ultimately he wants office toilets in the council to be genderless and would thus like to see only "sit-down" toilets in county council offices.

Men stand to pee, woman sit. How does men being forced to sit make it genderless?

I wonder how they will enforce this illegal activity?

[Deleted User] · 26/12/13 - 00:50

you can of course as a bloke cause a lot of damage sitting down for a wee if you don't pay attention

it can't just be me

JonDoe · 26/12/13 - 03:07

I usually sit down anyway. It's the closest thing to 'me-time' I usually get these days, and who wants to spend it standing up?

[Deleted User] · 26/12/13 - 03:54

I'll stand up at a public urinal, but if I'm in my own home then I prefer to sit. I have no desire to clean up stray drops of piss if I don't need to. No matter how careful my aim may be, there are always stray drops of piss.

WanderinWonder · 26/12/13 - 04:10

JonDoe wrote: »

I usually sit down anyway. It's the closest thing to 'me-time' I usually get these days, and who wants to spend it standing up?

Exactly, why would anyone not relish the chance to sit down and relax on their tod? Much nicer!

WanderinWonder · 26/12/13 - 04:13

juliancarswell wrote: »

Am I right in assuming this tripe has been proposed here because of the Swedish Labour party campaigning for the same thing?

http://digitaljournal.com/article/352108

"The local chapter of the Left Party, a socialist and feminist political party, in Sormland County Council, Sweden, is pushing to make standing while peeing illegal for men using the county council's public restrooms.

Feminists behind it, whodda guessed.

Party officials are pushing to make public restrooms in the county council "sitting only."

The Left Party's Viggo Hansen, who made the proposal, said that ultimately he wants office toilets in the council to be genderless and would thus like to see only "sit-down" toilets in county council offices.

Men stand to pee, woman sit. How does men being forced to sit make it genderless?

I wonder how they will enforce this illegal activity?

I wasn't aware of this, so thanks for bringing it to my attention.

I guess great minds really do think alike!

I don't agree with your gender stereotyping at the end though - not all men stand.

Flufan · 26/12/13 - 04:24

big dan wrote: »

I'm one of those people but I always raise the seat, nothing worse than braving a public bog for a sit down toilet to find the seat covered in wee.

Reminds me of the sign in lavatories in days of yore:

GENTLEMEN
RAISE THE SEAT

A nice ambiguity - is it a request or merely an observation?

jra · 26/12/13 - 23:30

Every time you flush the toilet, a spray of bacteria go up into the air, unless you are a cleaning obsessive, even with the lid down.

So, it doesn't really matter if you sit down or stand up, as part of your ablution/hygiene regime.

DinkyDoobie · 26/12/13 - 23:38

Curse my plank like legs!

swingaleg · 26/12/13 - 23:57

If women always sit down how do they know how high up the wall they can pee ?

Or is that just one less thing than us chaps that they have to talk about ?

floog · 27/12/13 - 00:04

We invented the toilet so we can do what the hell we like. Can't women just wear their Tena Lady or something if it bothers them so much?

KJ44 · 27/12/13 - 00:15

I may occasion some splashage while peeing stood up, but at least I know how evolution works. :kitty:

KJ44 · 27/12/13 - 00:16

bugloss wrote: »

you can of course as a bloke cause a lot of damage sitting down for a wee if you don't pay attention

Frostbite in your bellend if it goes underwater. I am cursed like this.

Dix · 27/12/13 - 01:35

faded.princess wrote: »

Should all women evolve to use a urinal?

If urinal is on floor then women can, or maybe experiment with urinal placed higher up which would be quite a challenge.

Regis Magnae · 27/12/13 - 01:57

WanderinWonder wrote: »

Ok then: why can't men evolve psychologically to the point where they prefer to sit down?

No more urine-soaked toilet seats!

How else are we to mark our territory?

[Deleted User] · 27/12/13 - 02:37

Some people have difficulties peeing sitting down, mine would go over the floor, so if I used those Swedish toilets as required they would get flooded!

Yes I would just stand up and do it!

nobodyhere · 27/12/13 - 03:44

At home? Don't have a problem with it

Public access toilets or anywhere else I'll pass

As another poster pointed out I'd sooner not have captain winky come into contact with the rim/seat or bowl (even if you go skiig dumps) plus you can't shake off sitting down

wur86 · 27/12/13 - 04:21

Why can't women lift the seat up when they've finished?

SJ_Mental · 27/12/13 - 04:30

wur86 wrote: »

Why can't women lift the seat up when they've finished?

Or put the lid down it's awfully unhygienic flushing urine or faeces with the lid up, Some people are just disgusting.

ONeillDigSpy · 27/12/13 - 04:44

they already have, urinate first, masturbate second, best not be aroused first or you're well on your way to snap city

Apple grape · 27/12/13 - 09:42

I once went for a pee sat down and all the pee ran went through the gap in the toilet seat

LakieLady · 27/12/13 - 11:25

bugloss wrote: »

Standing up to pee. It's what separates man from the animals, and from women also, obviously.

I'm not so sure. Most animals I can think of pee standing up, cats being a notable exception. In dogs, only the males stand to pee, like humans.

[Deleted User] · 27/12/13 - 13:36

LakieLady wrote: »

I'm not so sure. Most animals I can think of pee standing up, cats being a notable exception. In dogs, only the males stand to pee, like humans.

obviously I meant on 2 legs

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