Alex Burke- Start Without You. When the man raps, I always think he's saying ''girl fella, she whiny whiny whine'' but I can't find what he really raps.
I have to admit when i first heard the Shania Twain song "That Don't Impress Me Much".I thought there was a line that said "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night".The actual line is "I can't believe you kiss you car good night".
If you listen to the line at 2.22 on the video hopefully you will know what i mean.
I have to admit when i first heard the Shania Twain song "That Don't Impress Me Much".I thought there was a line that said "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night".The actual line is "I can't believe you kiss you car good night".
If you listen to the line at 2.22 on the video hopefully you will know what i mean.
I have to admit when i first heard the Shania Twain song "That Don't Impress Me Much".I thought there was a line that said "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night".The actual line is "I can't believe you kiss you car good night".
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Just spat out tea as I read that!!! Hilarious! :D:D:D:D
I always mishear Clash lyrics and usually like mine better
For London Calling, I heard 'The sun's souvenir' instead of 'The sun's zooming in'. For 'White Man in Hammersmith Palais', I was sure he was singing 'Onstage they ain't got no roots rock rhythm, offstage they ain't got no blues,' and I even thought wow what a great line, until I found out it's actually 'Onstage they ain't got no roots rock rebel, onstage they ain't got no roots... rock rebel.' If you listen it really, really doesn't sound like that though, I swear!!
Also I have to add my name to the list of people who hear 'red wine' in the Lady Gaga song, 'I wanna have boobies' in PCD, and the 'cock at night' bit in the Shania Twain song
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I misundertood that lyric. I heard rhythm stick... I just it was something other than what was intended.
Others:
Macy Gray
Misheard lyric: "I wear goggles when you are not here."
Actual lyric: "My world crumbles when you are not here."
Mark Morrison
Misheard lyric: "You're like a man."
Actual lyric: "You lied to me."
Christina Aguilera
Misheard lyric: "Like your old G-string, just trust the voice within."
Actual lyric: "Like your oldest friend, just trust the voice within"
You never know, she may release that in 50 years time :cool:
Misheard: Like I could drown, it's syphilis.
Actual: Like I could drown, it's effortless.[/QUOTE]
I thought this too!! Except I thought it was Like I could drown IN syphilis!!
Misheard: " This is the first ive seen your face but theres a chance we are made".
Actual: "This is the first ive seen your face but theres a chance we are soulmates".
Miley Cyrus - Every Rose Has its Thorn
Misheard: " Although we both lack clothes together"
Actual: " Although we both lie close together"
Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
Misheard: " Want John Barrowman"
Actual : " Want your bad romance"
It actually sounds like she says that if you listen closely
I used to think she was singing that line as well.:D
that made me laugh so much
"Take a load of fanny"
its actually
"Take a load off Fannie"
So not far off really!!
Always thought she was saying "Flopsy, Flopsy" (she's actually saying "Flossay, Flossay"...neither make much sense in hindsight lol)
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
"You know that the hot dogs go on"
"You know that the heart does go on"
AND
"And if only Coldseal Windows"
"And never let go till we're gone"
Bob Dylan - The Ants Are My Friends, Is Blowing In The Wind......
TLC - Waterfalls
I was actually glad to hear I wasn't the first to think this either
I always thought it was "I'm on a speedboat, somebody's watching me"
'It's late september & I really should be back at school'
I always heard:
'It slade so tender & I really should be back at school'
"Gettin' jiggy with it" was "hit a chicken with it"...:rolleyes:
And a friend from college thought:
"Come on Eileen" was "Come on Ali" as a song dedicated to Mohammed Ali!!!
"I'm like a baker with no laws"
until last week when i realised its
"i'm like a beggar with no luck" which makes more sense!
If you listen to the line at 2.22 on the video hopefully you will know what i mean.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFLXayD6e8
Actual - Get your armour
Misheard - Futurama
N Trance - Set you Free
Actual - Only love can set you free
Misheard - Only love is such a freak
Cascada - Evacuate the Dancefloor
Actual - Move on and accelerate, You don’t have to be afraid
Misheard- Move down to Exeter, You don't have to be afraid
Jason Derulo (I Think) - In my Head
Actual - In my Head
Misheard - In Minehead
YES! ME TOO!!
I swear there's a part when shes singing "Get your armour" and is overlapped by "CATCH OBAMA!"
Also
"Humpy, Humpy, we make the whole club jizzy."
Shakira - Hips Don't Lie.
Misheard: Like I could drown, it's syphilis.
Actual: Like I could drown, it's effortless.[/QUOTE]
I thought this too!! Except I thought it was Like I could drown IN syphilis!!
me too!! when ever it comes on in car i sing that.
For London Calling, I heard 'The sun's souvenir' instead of 'The sun's zooming in'. For 'White Man in Hammersmith Palais', I was sure he was singing 'Onstage they ain't got no roots rock rhythm, offstage they ain't got no blues,' and I even thought wow what a great line, until I found out it's actually 'Onstage they ain't got no roots rock rebel, onstage they ain't got no roots... rock rebel.' If you listen it really, really doesn't sound like that though, I swear!!
Also I have to add my name to the list of people who hear 'red wine' in the Lady Gaga song, 'I wanna have boobies' in PCD, and the 'cock at night' bit in the Shania Twain song