I think a high profile Royal with no longer be with us
Maggie T possibly will no longer be with us
Jennifer Aniston get married
Brucie no longer MC for SCD
KP to be either pregnant or married again
Lindsay Lohan busted for drugs and jailed this time
Daniel Craig to be a dad
Kirk Douglas may also no longer be with us
Robert Downey Jr relapse into drugs
Nelson Mandella possibly?
JLo get engaged again
Gwynneth Paltrow to divorce
Hugh Heffner marries and then pops his cloggs
Beyonce another child
Princess Anne to Divorce again
Burt Reynolds pops his cloggs
Ohh thats an interesting line up !! I found myself agreeing with virtually all of them.
Strong definites for me to top that list would be Senior royal and Kirk Douglas...not to mention Nelson...... all rather sadly fairly likely.
I could also see a few self induced clog poppers as a result of the Savile enquiry.
A girl for Kate and WIlliam.... even going to venture a name.....Alice Elizabeth Diana.
Kate will have a child with ginger hair.
Daily Mail editor will have a 'Christmas carol experience' and produce a woman friendly paper.
Star Wars 13-50 will be announced.
Hugh Hefner will divorce and marry new bunny girl until it finishes him off.
Micros$$t introduces Windows 63 which requires no updates.
Scotland announces 200 mile exclusion zone just before independence.
Cheryl Cole for the Eurovision song contest.
Moon landing theory cleared up.
I seem to remember reading claims that KK had. Dunno about Jordan lol.
On more than one occasion it's been reported that Jordan has had lap dances from busty girls in top London venues. You wouldn't bother with that as a woman unless you got something out of it.
My prediction is that a big name footballer will come out as the FA continues to take on bigotry in a big way. I've read that some mags have offered sympathetic interviews to any that do.
Natalie Cassidy will get pregnant ruining her new slim figure. She will inevitably put on 5 stone and then after the birth do numerous interviews about how she loves her wobbly stomach and that she looks like a REAL woman and hated how thin she used to be.
Imogen Thomas will pose naked on the cover of Heat magazine 2 days after giving birth with a washboard stomach and not a stretch mark in sight, gushing about how being a mother is the "the best thing EVAH."
Rihanna will replace Tulisa as a judge on the X Factor, where she does another 10 million performances. She'll end the year in disgrace when a video of her and Chris Brown snorting coke is released.
Lindsay Lohan will be saved by her conversion to Scientology, and she will be engaged to Tom Cruise and knocked up by next Christmas.
Imogen Thomas will pose naked on the cover of Heat magazine 2 days after giving birth with a washboard stomach and not a stretch mark in sight, gushing about how being a mother is the "the best thing EVAH."
It will be airbrushed to hell then given the size of her. She has definitely embraced eating for two :eek:
Holly Willerboughy's smile will be used as a source of limitless solar energy.
Keith Lemon will cease to appeal but will still make shows.
Dara O'Brien will make several short run science and maths type shows for BBC4.
A nuclear accident will make all the celebrity cooks merge into an 8-armed hydra that is sexy yet sensible, swears even when sober, is even handier with a blow torch, chemicals and liquid nitrogen than Dara O'Brien, uses one arm to hide stuff it it's coat and doesn't get on with it's hundred plus in-laws.
Davida McCall will be off television for a brief period.
Rihanna will replace Tulisa as a judge on the X Factor, where she does another 10 million performances. She'll end the year in disgrace when a video of her and Chris Brown snorting coke is released.
If the news on here is to be believed, this prediction is already coming true. I win at celebrity predictions.
Gary quits The X Factor, falls out with Robbie (again).
Cheryl Cole falls pregnant.
We'll sadly lose Margaret Thatcher, Nelson Mandela and Bruce Forsyth.
Tulisa falls out with Dappy (again).
TOWIE will be axed.
Louis from 1D comes out as gay, starts a relationship with Tom Daley.
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Ohh thats an interesting line up !! I found myself agreeing with virtually all of them.
Strong definites for me to top that list would be Senior royal and Kirk Douglas...not to mention Nelson...... all rather sadly fairly likely.
I could also see a few self induced clog poppers as a result of the Savile enquiry.
A girl for Kate and WIlliam.... even going to venture a name.....Alice Elizabeth Diana.
Daily Mail editor will have a 'Christmas carol experience' and produce a woman friendly paper.
Star Wars 13-50 will be announced.
Hugh Hefner will divorce and marry new bunny girl until it finishes him off.
Micros$$t introduces Windows 63 which requires no updates.
Scotland announces 200 mile exclusion zone just before independence.
Cheryl Cole for the Eurovision song contest.
Moon landing theory cleared up.
These are just wishful thinking.
My prediction is that a big name footballer will come out as the FA continues to take on bigotry in a big way. I've read that some mags have offered sympathetic interviews to any that do.
Michelle Keegan will get married, and get pregnant.
Jennife Aniston will get married.
Brangelina will get married, and Angie will write another script and make it into a movie.
Demi Moore will end up in rehab, total melt down and all.
Justin Bieber will also have a melt down, and will beat up some paparazzi.
Louis from 1D will get engaged.
The Wanted will be no longer. They will try and sell a tell-all-book.
Chris Brown will most likely beat up Rihanna again. (hope not, though)
Beyonce will have another album, and get pregnant again.
Imogen Thomas will pose naked on the cover of Heat magazine 2 days after giving birth with a washboard stomach and not a stretch mark in sight, gushing about how being a mother is the "the best thing EVAH."
Rihanna will replace Tulisa as a judge on the X Factor, where she does another 10 million performances. She'll end the year in disgrace when a video of her and Chris Brown snorting coke is released.
Lindsay Lohan will be saved by her conversion to Scientology, and she will be engaged to Tom Cruise and knocked up by next Christmas.
It will be airbrushed to hell then given the size of her. She has definitely embraced eating for two :eek:
Ken Dodd and Madonna - you read it here first folks!
Ant (or Dec)'s hairline will receed.
Katie Price will marry. And write books.
Sally Bercow will make herself look foolish.
Ian Hislop will have a hair transplant.
Greg Wallace will become a Bob Crow double.
Richard Virgin will perform some adventure stunt.
Holly Willerboughy's smile will be used as a source of limitless solar energy.
Keith Lemon will cease to appeal but will still make shows.
Dara O'Brien will make several short run science and maths type shows for BBC4.
A nuclear accident will make all the celebrity cooks merge into an 8-armed hydra that is sexy yet sensible, swears even when sober, is even handier with a blow torch, chemicals and liquid nitrogen than Dara O'Brien, uses one arm to hide stuff it it's coat and doesn't get on with it's hundred plus in-laws.
Davida McCall will be off television for a brief period.
Steve McFadden and Darcy Bussell will marry.
Probably involving Catherine Tate!
Cheryl Cole will continue to attack the folk who made her into a star!
Harry Styles will have been through a new 169 girlfriends all which will have their own sub section on the Daily Mail website!
Christopher Baloney and his nan will release a charity single which will still do better than Tulisa's music!
Holly Willoughby will continue to look and be amazing!
Rosemary Shrager will get her own cooking slot on This Morning!
Will she continue to present every single programme on TV too? :eek:
If the news on here is to be believed, this prediction is already coming true. I win at celebrity predictions.
It would make a wonderful dramatically-scripted Downton Abbey type tv series.
It's actually a really good title for a spoof. And I love the Beckhams.
Liz Jones doesn't have her contract with the Mail renewed, here's hoping and would be about time
That one with short hair from 1D will quit and go solo.
Gary Barlow will release some solo stuff and be a major flop.
Cheryl Cole falls pregnant.
We'll sadly lose Margaret Thatcher, Nelson Mandela and Bruce Forsyth.
Tulisa falls out with Dappy (again).
TOWIE will be axed.
Louis from 1D comes out as gay, starts a relationship with Tom Daley.
Thank God you aren't working for the NHS.
The minute anyone over the age of 70 has a sniffle, you're giving them the last rites!
I thought she had already done that one
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not our Bruice
Ooooh majorly juicy............:D