I'll have you know a lot goes into doing it on a male!
I won't go into to graphic details but for instance, DT is quite a traumatic experience. I don't mind doing it on my partner but only on special ocassions because it makes me make those almost throwing up noises (can't think of the name?) anyway, not such an enjoyable experience for me!
I was with a guy 3 years ago who literally had some crust, even right now thinking about it, it makes me want to be sick.
And sometimes you can taste wee, but I spose men would have that problem too?
As long as I am paid back for my labour I don't mind doing it all though :P
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Good we have to make sure standards are kept high.
Put them out of the room while you watch, if they scare you!
or during to add a litle je ne sais quoi
i'm squeamish
and i can't understand men who want to kiss you afterwards
i mean pul-ease!
Bleurgh!
You absolute bugger - I won't be able to risk clicking on that now!!! :mad:
It does remind me of a pub joke, involving a swig of lager frothed up, dribbled, and the punchline 'kiss me darling'.
Couldn't really work out what it was anyway! Oh well!
i have amazing will-power
[and i'm too scared to]
That's pretty frightening:eek:
NICE! :eek::o
I'm sure you can get the gist of the plot considering the thread we're in and the film title.
:eek:
An Australian told it to me. Uncouth bastard. Curiously, he's now a highly respected violin maker:D
Nah, I think I'd rather NOT know.
Ewww a batter beard!!!
Eh?
Sometimes I love this site. Sometimes it's GOOD TIMES.
Is the resemblance of that post to a 'fill in the missing letters' game intentional?;)
are we not allowed to type penis?
Was it a bump for Jo, or he was too shy to say 'Knob' on the forum:p
Post Not Showing, but in Mathertron's case, there may be a deliberate pun going on.
I won't go into to graphic details but for instance, DT is quite a traumatic experience. I don't mind doing it on my partner but only on special ocassions because it makes me make those almost throwing up noises (can't think of the name?) anyway, not such an enjoyable experience for me!
I was with a guy 3 years ago who literally had some crust, even right now thinking about it, it makes me want to be sick.
And sometimes you can taste wee, but I spose men would have that problem too?
As long as I am paid back for my labour I don't mind doing it all though :P