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I think I am a descendant of Jesus Christ, how should I proceed?

Sharona68Sharona68 Posts: 1,915
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Do you ever scan these forums and find yourself utterly dumbfounded at some of the thread titles?

I can't even bring myself to read some of them, the title is so bizarre.

I know some of them are just for laughs, but often they are not and I find myself pondering the mental state of the OP.

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    OldnjadedOldnjaded Posts: 89,126
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    My favourite ever thread title was 'Herons should be ashamed of themselves'. Cracked me up for hours. :D:D:D




    (Tbf, the OP was talking about a shop called Heron).:o
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    Sharona68Sharona68 Posts: 1,915
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    Oldnjaded wrote: »
    My favourite ever thread title was 'Herons should be ashamed of themselves'. Cracked me up for hours. :D:D:D




    (Tbf, the OP was talking about a shop called Heron).:o

    :D Hilarious!
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    PootmatootPootmatoot Posts: 15,640
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    I'm disappointed that this isn't about a woman called Sharon who thinks she's the Messiah.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,138
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    what a shame

    and there was me with a whole list of things I really wasn't happy about for you to pass on to your Dad
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    Sharona68Sharona68 Posts: 1,915
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    Sorry for getting you here under false pretences :D

    Anyway, I'm just scrolling through the archives for some gems to post.
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    OhWhenTheSaintsOhWhenTheSaints Posts: 12,531
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    Am I the only one thinking of the Vicar of Dibley where Alice thought she was Jesus' relative?

    "I think he's forgetting who my great great great great etc Grandfather is..."
    "Oh Jesus Christ...."
    "Precisely"
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    SilvioDanteSilvioDante Posts: 2,561
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    Boo.....!
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    Sharona68Sharona68 Posts: 1,915
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    Does anyone else have arthritis?

    Is brushing teeth in the morning non essential?

    how attractive are you?

    Cumbria Residents Forced To Drag Bins Down Drive

    Middle aged British women vs US women

    Apologies to the OPs, no offence meant, but they are amusing.
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    AnitaSAnitaS Posts: 4,079
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    Most of the threads on here are amusing, with the exception of the ones about bodily functions. No-one needs to discuss their bowel habits outside of a doctor's surgery.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,704
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    Pootmatoot wrote: »
    I'm disappointed that this isn't about a woman called Sharon who thinks she's the Messiah.

    Me too.

    I opened the thread laughing and curious about what I was about to see.

    Am extremely disappointed!
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    Sharona68Sharona68 Posts: 1,915
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    AnitaS wrote: »
    Most of the threads on here are amusing, with the exception of the ones about bodily functions. No-one needs to discuss their bowel habits outside of a doctor's surgery.

    Would you go to working smelling of poo?

    Think it's genuine too :D
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    PootmatootPootmatoot Posts: 15,640
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    AnitaS wrote: »
    Most of the threads on here are amusing, with the exception of the ones about bodily functions. No-one needs to discuss their bowel habits outside of a doctor's surgery.


    Why, do you have some sort of embarrassment about your bowels? Tell us. Share.
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    Bedsit BobBedsit Bob Posts: 24,344
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    I don't think any thread will ever beat THIS ONE, for laughs. :D

    PS. How many of you correctly guessed what it was, before clicking the link?
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    SilvioDanteSilvioDante Posts: 2,561
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    I enjoyed "A wink or a squint" by Petertard
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    Sharona68Sharona68 Posts: 1,915
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    Bedsit Bob wrote: »
    I don't think any thread will ever beat THIS ONE, for laughs. :D

    PS. How many of you correctly guessed what it was, before clicking the link?

    LOL I didn't guess, so it was a pleasant surprise :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,064
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    Sharona68 wrote: »
    Do you ever scan these forums and find yourself utterly dumbfounded at some of the thread titles?

    I can't even bring myself to read some of them, the title is so bizarre.

    I know some of them are just for laughs, but often they are not and I find myself pondering the mental state of the OP.

    :D

    Along the road to the nearest loonibin/mental institution?:eek::eek::D:D:D just a suggestion!
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    AnitaSAnitaS Posts: 4,079
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    Pootmatoot wrote: »
    Why, do you have some sort of embarrassment about your bowels? Tell us. Share.
    If I did - and I don't - Digital Spy would be the last place I would share my concerns :D

    There are plenty of health related forums, and if it's a fetish rather than a health issue, I'm sure there are relevant forums for that as well.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,734
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    http://www.ancestry.co.uk
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    PootmatootPootmatoot Posts: 15,640
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    AnitaS wrote: »
    If I did - and I don't - Digital Spy would be the last place I would share my concerns :D

    There are plenty of health related forums, and if it's a fetish rather than a health issue, I'm sure there are relevant forums for that as well.



    So that's a yes then? Too loose or too solid?
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    AnitaSAnitaS Posts: 4,079
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    Pootmatoot wrote: »
    So that's a yes then? Too loose or too solid?
    Get yourself over to Patient Net, I'm sure there will be people there happy to talk shit if that's your thing.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,734
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    AnitaS wrote: »
    Get yourself over to Patient Net, I'm sure there will be people there happy to talk shit if that's your thing.

    Oh God I hate those medical sites. I go on there with a headache and I find I've probably got 24 hours to live. :eek:
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    Alt-F4Alt-F4 Posts: 10,960
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    Exits: east, north

    Gandalf is here.
    Gandalf is carrying a curious map.
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    PootmatootPootmatoot Posts: 15,640
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    AnitaS wrote: »
    Get yourself over to Patient Net, I'm sure there will be people there happy to talk shit if that's your thing.


    Crikey, it sounds like the bowel probable that you've admitted having is pretty serious. Blood too?
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    AnitaSAnitaS Posts: 4,079
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    So anyway, back to Jesus being the OP's dad....
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    OldnjadedOldnjaded Posts: 89,126
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    Bedsit Bob wrote: »
    I don't think any thread will ever beat THIS ONE, for laughs. :D

    PS. How many of you correctly guessed what it was, before clicking the link?

    Hahahaha, best thread EVER! :D:D:D
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