Joking aside, I think my parents pretend in their heads that I don't have sex. They're totally accepting of me but I think 'what the gays do in the bedroom' is just a step too far for them.
That is a good thing xD.
If my Mum or Dad took a keen interest in my sex life OR ****ING LACK OF IT. :mad: then I'd be like, you need to get out more xD
Lol, well you're off school, just take a trip to Scotland, you could have a threesome:p.
Yes, I'l just go and get some money that I don't have out of my bank and just tell my dad I'm off to Scotland for sex, no idea when I'l be back, sounds like it legit works.
Just out of interest is there some kind of unwritten code against shagging someone in your parents bed? because I used theirs for the entire week they were gone in January :cool:
It's not my fault OK! it's f**king agony on my bed never mind having to sleep in it :eek:
Yes, I'l just go and get some money that I don't have out of my bank and just tell my dad I'm off to Scotland for sex, no idea when I'l be back, sounds like it legit works.
Yes, I'l just go and get some money that I don't have out of my bank and just tell my dad I'm off to Scotland for sex, no idea when I'l be back, sounds like it legit works.
That's what overdrafts are for:p. Besides, I thought we said we didn't want to discuss sex with the parental units?
Just out of interest is there some kind of unwritten code against shagging someone in your parents bed? because I used theirs for the entire week they were gone in January :cool:
It's not my fault OK! it's f**king agony on my bed never mind having to sleep in it :eek:
Just out of interest is there some kind of unwritten code against shagging someone in your parents bed? because I used theirs for the entire week they were gone in January :cool:
It's not my fault OK! it's f**king agony on my bed never mind having to sleep in it :eek:
I mean, if I did have guys round, I'd be having sex in his bed, mine is a single . But this is the thing, I wasn't xD.
That's what overdrafts are for:p. Besides, I thought we said we didn't want to discuss sex with the parental units?
I think there is.
Yes, but Jase, you aren't my dad, you're that older figure that tries to keep me and Jackary in check to no avail . I have no job, it'd take me ages to pay back tehehehe, I do need a job though. I need to meet new people.
Yes, but Jase, you aren't my dad, you're that older figure that tries to keep me and Jackary in check to no avail . I have no job, it'd take me ages to pay back tehehehe, I do need a job though. I need to meet new people.
Lol I meant don't tell your dad you are going Scotland for sex!
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That is a good thing xD.
If my Mum or Dad took a keen interest in my sex life OR ****ING LACK OF IT. :mad:
Lol, imagine if they started giving you tips on anal relaxation :eek:, I'd be mortified:o!
Oh lool, I'd die. :eek:
But yeah, the other week when my dad asked me if I had sex in his bed, one of the worst moments ever, I wanted to just die.
Lol how did you respond?
My mum tried to tell me about the importance of masturbation once, I was like shhhh:o.
I just blurted out 'I ****ING WISH', and he just laughed at me. I need to get laid, I'm a right miserable **** at the minute.
Lol, well you're off school, just take a trip to Scotland, you could have a threesome:p.
Yes, I'l just go and get some money that I don't have out of my bank and just tell my dad I'm off to Scotland for sex, no idea when I'l be back, sounds like it legit works.
It's not my fault OK! it's f**king agony on my bed never mind having to sleep in it :eek:
Yeah why not
Chin up ya miserable wee buzzard
That's what overdrafts are for:p. Besides, I thought we said we didn't want to discuss sex with the parental units?
I think there is.
-Puts fingers in ears and ingores Jase-
Oh well tis the way I roll :cool:
I swear there is an 85 year old called Betty living inside me...
I mean, if I did have guys round, I'd be having sex in his bed, mine is a single
LOL. Bless you bby.
I am cheery, just had a lot going on this week, I'm fine now.
Yes, but Jase, you aren't my dad, you're that older figure that tries to keep me and Jackary in check to no avail
I think I'd be physically sick if my mum and dad started talking to me about my sex life!! I hope they don't want to know :eek:
What's it like having a pensioner inside you?
Lol you go girl!
Aww sweet dreams!
Lol I meant don't tell your dad you are going Scotland for sex!
*Jumps on Beth*
Hello
You didn't half scare me
Lol that was the idea.
thats mean!
Pablo your filthy minded
And hey Beth
Just a bit:D
Aww no I was just excited to see you:)