100 Ways to Kill Sonia Fowler

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  • Lady VoldemortLady Voldemort Posts: 10,088
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    46. She decides to start using the Zombies, Run app for her trots around the world's smallest square and one day realises that she left her headphones at home but is still hearing the narrative. She looks around in horror to find she is being chased by Peggy Mitchell, Den Watts, Reg Cox and Big 'Ev before finally being caught and eaten by Roly and Little Willy while Dead Kathy watches with glee as her eyes turn red...
  • Zeus89Zeus89 Posts: 3,102
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    45. Sonia is playing Pokemon Go, and wonders straight in front of a car being killed.
  • misty cloudmisty cloud Posts: 1,286
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    44. The nurses on Sonia's ward are sick of her poking her nose into everything so they drag her into the linen cupboard and perform a lobotomy on her, she dies during the procedure.
  • Foxster HotpotFoxster Hotpot Posts: 12,193
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    43. Sonia gets frustrated over Shakil's hair and decides to cut it, when she comes at him with the scissors, he dodges her and she trips and impales herself in a major artery.
  • VGKidVGKid Posts: 768
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    42. Spontaneous combustion. Everyone gets marshmallows and toasts them on her burning body.
  • Lady VoldemortLady Voldemort Posts: 10,088
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    41. Sylvie gets bored with playing draughts and challenges her to a round of the Hunger Games.
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    40. During SOC's takeover clear out, in a shocking twist it is revealed that McBeale has been faking her injuries and is in fact Davros, as a Dalek fleet descends and exterminates Sonia and the rest of the dead wood.
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