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    Flamethrower100Flamethrower100 Posts: 14,106
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    ImOnlyWee wrote: »
    Kingsley and Zoe in Hollyoaks Later..

    Kingsley: 'and above all you need discipline and it's my job to discipline you!'
    Zoe: ' Oooo staff kingsley!'

    haha!

    Sarah in Hollyoaks Later..

    'Nevermind my nerves right, if she starts up in the sky im gonna be out of the plane like a lemming' haha!

    I could post LOADS haha.


    ooooh staff kingsley. LOL

    "Yes we understand... Staff Kingsley..."
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    ImOnlyWeeImOnlyWee Posts: 11,554
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    Haha! Oh and..

    Kingsley: 'again, balls of your feet, calves, thighs..'
    Zoe: 'Buttocks'
    Kingsley: 'Jump'

    HAHA.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 900
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    Those lines were on the laters and I made a point of watching them, becuase soemone said that the parachute jump was going to be a great storyline. It was.

    It was really funny and very sad.

    yeah missed the late night eps, the joys of working in theatre.:D

    Billy to Phil and Grant: "but she took me by surprise!"
    Grant: "Barbie could take you by surprise"

    sharon about chrissie.

    "If I get one more smile off Curly Sue, I'm swear I'm going to ram my rings down the back of her throat!"

    Dennis to Janine "you should try using a key darling" when janine is banging on pats door.

    from Andy:

    **looking at Minty & Sam**

    Oh look it is Shrek and the Princess!!!

    Grant: Oh, I'm stupid now, am I?
    Phil: No, you were stupid before you got here.

    Phil: Johnny he needs sorting
    Dennis: Yeah you're right, I'll do it tomorrow.
    Phil: You won't be here tomorrow.
    Dennis: Nothing gets passed you eh lightning.

    Phil: And then you met Sharon
    Dennis: No, and then I met you Phil!

    Phil: Sorry for trying to shoot ya
    Grant: Sorry for trying to drown ya

    Andy about Dennis and Zoe: What you gonna say to her? "Cheers for the sex, ta ta"

    Dennis: Hey Pauline, I've got a spicy twelve incher here if you wanna take a bite.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 900
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    Kat: Wook at me, I'm wickle Mo!
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    Flamethrower100Flamethrower100 Posts: 14,106
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    dory22 wrote: »
    Kat: Wook at me, I'm wickle Mo!

    I think the funniest line ever in eastenders, has to be.

    "You can't tell me what to do! You aint my muvvaaa!"

    "Yes I ammmm!"

    Eatenders theme tune follows........
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    ImOnlyWeeImOnlyWee Posts: 11,554
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    Ohh...I THINK this has to be my favourite though - so funny..

    Hollyoaks..

    Sarah: 'No right I can't even see Hannah and Nancy now because you've parked your big fat arse on their sofa, I mean why couldn't you have just left?
    Zoe: 'I might order some pizza.'
    Sarah: 'One more day that's all I had to get through then you'd have been gone'
    Zoe: 'How does a mighty meaty sound?'

    Just the fact Zoe is totally ignoring what she's saying is absolutely hilarious and cause Sarah said she had a fat arse and she's going on about food - classic.
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    Flamethrower100Flamethrower100 Posts: 14,106
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    ImOnlyWee wrote: »
    Ohh...I THINK this has to be my favourite though - so funny..

    Hollyoaks..

    Sarah: 'No right I can't even see Hannah and Nancy now because you've parked your big fat arse on their sofa, I mean why couldn't you have just left?
    Zoe: 'I might order some pizza.'
    Sarah: 'One more day that's all I had to get through then you'd have been gone'
    Zoe: 'How does a mighty meaty sound?'

    Just the fact Zoe is totally ignoring what she's saying is absolutely hilarious and cause Sarah said she had a fat arse and she's going on about food - classic.

    And then they hugged... AWWWWW. :sleep:
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    JP : I'm just so sick of women
    Max : Yeah, we'd heard.

    Cracks me up everytime, lol.
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