Coronation Street - Suspension of Reality (Part 9)

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  • Sandra BeeSandra Bee Posts: 9,430
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    Sarah >:(


    She's worse than Tina for skiving off and keeps getting away with it >:(
  • Sandra BeeSandra Bee Posts: 9,430
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    Westminster Abbey is booked so Sally goes for a wedding in ..................The Bistro.

    They can't even get married off 'The Street' nowadays :(
  • ~Jane~~Jane~ Posts: 2,338
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    They are all crapping their pants and being on their guard in case Callum shows up yet the Platts leave their back door open for him to just wander in through :confused:

    I can't keep watching this screaming at the telly "lock your f**king doors then!!!*

    It happens just about every episode, Calum just strolls in and they stand there wondering why he is there!
  • Ex PatEx Pat Posts: 7,514
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    They are all crapping their pants and being on their guard in case Callum shows up yet the Platts leave their back door open for him to just wander in through :confused:
    How did Callum get into their garden and why leave the same way?

    CS seems to locked in a Groundhog day.
    Callum gets taken in by the cops. David says the same thing about him not getting out this time. Callum gets out and visits them at the bistro again.
    Repeat ad nauseum.
  • sam_geesam_gee Posts: 48,932
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    No wonder he owes £20 grand. If he owes this money to the local hard man, why is he hanging around the Street instead of being out and hustling for the money?

    As if David a part time hairdresser, Kylie, who never works, Sarah a part time barmaid, and Gail, a cleaner in her son's Bistro, which btw only has family and friends as customers so probably takes about £20 quid a week, would be able to get £20 grand together at short notice, so why this stupid s/l with him hounding the Platts for no good reason?

    :D:D:D

    I know - Callum thinks he's so hard and can get hold of guns - why doesn't he do a proper crime to get the money?

    He could rob Dev's shop.
  • BelligerenceBelligerence Posts: 40,613
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    How was tonight's first parter any different to the crap served up months gone by?

    Utter, utter shite.
  • sam_geesam_gee Posts: 48,932
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    Sandra Bee wrote: »
    Sarah >:(


    She's worse than Tina for skiving off and keeps getting away with it >:(

    Sarah is a complete dope >:(

    However did she manage to hold down that Milan job?
  • callumfreemancallumfreeman Posts: 12,399
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    They are all crapping their pants and being on their guard in case Callum shows up yet the Platts leave their back door open for him to just wander in through :confused:

    And despite saying they should stick together, David decides to run off and find Callum leaving Kylie behind. Instead of, you know, phoning the police.
  • honeythewitchhoneythewitch Posts: 37,237
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    They are all crapping their pants and being on their guard in case Callum shows up yet the Platts leave their back door open for him to just wander in through :confused:

    Then, instead of telling the police that he turned up and threatened them, which "might be enough to get him arrested" they try to give him twenty thousand pounds. :confused:
  • d0lphind0lphin Posts: 25,354
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    Funny time of year for Anna to have hayfever. I get it March - August.
  • ~Jane~~Jane~ Posts: 2,338
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    Has Todds scar gone for a walk today?
  • ~Jane~~Jane~ Posts: 2,338
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    And now Callum suddenly learns how to ring the door bell?!
  • stevepjkstevepjk Posts: 2,794
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    They are all crapping their pants and being on their guard in case Callum shows up yet the Platts leave their back door open for him to just wander in through :confused:

    then later on rings the door bell :confused:


    that is an SOR in itself

    since when has Callum EVER rung the door bell?

    so it all kicks off live on Wednesday and the first word spoke is
    back...
  • cedricthedogcedricthedog Posts: 2,932
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    Here's an observation harking back to the old "Rovers toilets in the Barlows"

    When Andrea locked Lloyd and Steve in the cellar, we could see her leaning against the door with, next to it, the door to the toilets. Yet in the cellar, this door as seen from the inside, clearly had a wall going at right angles from the outside handle side, which would have meant

    a) That there should have been a corresponding wall jutting out upstairs, between cellar and toilet doors. There isn't
    b) As the steps don't go a full floor down in the cellar (only about 5 or 6 as opposed to 13) then Steve and Lloyd, when they stood up, would have had their heads through the floor of the loos!

    So, the loos are in the Barlows and have an invisible floor! :D
  • RedpoppyRedpoppy Posts: 1,016
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    Sandra Bee wrote: »
    Sarah >:(


    She's worse than Tina for skiving off and keeps getting away with it >:(

    Don't know who was supposed to be minding the bar whilst Sarah had gone AWOL. Steve had gone off to the cab office and Michelle was buying coffee in the café and made some comment about Liz having gone off somewhere!!!
  • Foxster HotpotFoxster Hotpot Posts: 12,193
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    How was tonight's first parter any different to the crap served up months gone by?

    Utter, utter shite.

    Couldnt have put it better
  • RedpoppyRedpoppy Posts: 1,016
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    Here's an observation harking back to the old "Rovers toilets in the Barlows"

    When Andrea locked Lloyd and Steve in the cellar, we could see her leaning against the door with, next to it, the door to the toilets. Yet in the cellar, this door as seen from the inside, clearly had a wall going at right angles from the outside handle side, which would have meant

    a) That there should have been a corresponding wall jutting out upstairs, between cellar and toilet doors. There isn't
    b) As the steps don't go a full floor down in the cellar (only about 5 or 6 as opposed to 13) then Steve and Lloyd, when they stood up, would have had their heads through the floor of the loos!

    So, the loos are in the Barlows and have an invisible floor! :D

    Also the cellar looked to be in natural daylight rather than an electric light!
  • stevepjkstevepjk Posts: 2,794
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    would the family not get police protection, callum on bail with conditions not to go anywhere near then?

    oh sorry, I forgot, law does not apply in corry land

    what is the betting Callum becomes
    part of the garage foundations
  • RedpoppyRedpoppy Posts: 1,016
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    Roy quickly did a disappearing act on the beach. One minute Cathy was trying to encourage him to go for a paddle, yet when she turned round he'd vanished! :D
  • RedpoppyRedpoppy Posts: 1,016
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    stevepjk wrote: »
    would the family not get police protection, callum on bail with conditions not to go anywhere near then?

    oh sorry, I forgot, law does not apply in corry land

    what is the betting Callum becomes
    part of the garage foundations
    Pretty obvious really, otherwise what was the point in mentioning the manhole in the garage floor in the first place?
  • BelligerenceBelligerence Posts: 40,613
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    I've seen some crap storylines in my time. But this Callum carp takes some beating. Dragged out for no reason.

    Why does David keep asserting that they've seen the last of Callum only for him to pop up? Dramatic irony gone wrong.

    Why did Callum choose to make his reapperance at the bistro? And just seconds after Kylie and David decided to set foot there, very contrived. How did he know everyone he wanted to annoy was there?

    Why are the Weatherfield police so inept? Do they know Callum is a drug dealer?

    Where is Callum's mother in all of this? Was she just there for the custody battle? Does she even know that her son was arrested or is tormenting the Platts? She got on well with Gail and seemed to like Max, but as ever the Corrie writers chose not to explore this...

    How does Callum keep trespassing at the Platts?

    Why are David and Kylie pandering to his demands? Why are they not choosing to call his bluff?

    Why did Sarah think of choosing to confront Callum all alone? Surely she isn't this stupid. She could've had Gail upstairs to run downstairs if she wanted to get evidence/witness.

    Why is Sarah still an employee at the Rovers when she decides to leave the very minute there is a family emergency? Especially when it seems to annoy Michelle, who did f all tonight but chat with her bessie mate Andrea.
  • sam_geesam_gee Posts: 48,932
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    I've seen some crap storylines in my time. But this Callum carp takes some beating. Dragged out for no reason.

    Why does David keep asserting that they've seen the last of Callum only for him to pop up? Dramatic irony gone wrong.

    Why did Callum choose to make his reapperance at the bistro? And just seconds after Kylie and David decided to set foot there, very contrived. How did he know everyone he wanted to annoy was there?

    Why are the Weatherfield police so inept? Do they know Callum is a drug dealer?

    Where is Callum's mother in all of this? Was she just there for the custody battle? Does she even know that her son was arrested or is tormenting the Platts? She got on well with Gail and seemed to like Max, but as ever the Corrie writers chose not to explore this...

    How does Callum keep trespassing at the Platts?

    Why are David and Kylie pandering to his demands? Why are they not choosing to call his bluff?

    Why did Sarah think of choosing to confront Callum all alone? Surely she isn't this stupid. She could've had Gail upstairs to run downstairs if she wanted to get evidence/witness.

    Why is Sarah still an employee at the Rovers when she decides to leave the very minute there is a family emergency? Especially when it seems to annoy Michelle, who did f all tonight but chat with her bessie mate Andrea.

    I think she might be
  • stevepjkstevepjk Posts: 2,794
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    I've seen some crap storylines in my time. But this Callum carp takes some beating. Dragged out for no reason.

    Why does David keep asserting that they've seen the last of Callum only for him to pop up? Dramatic irony gone wrong.

    Why did Callum choose to make his reapperance at the bistro? And just seconds after Kylie and David decided to set foot there, very contrived. How did he know everyone he wanted to annoy was there?

    Why are the Weatherfield police so inept? Do they know Callum is a drug dealer?

    Where is Callum's mother in all of this? Was she just there for the custody battle? Does she even know that her son was arrested or is tormenting the Platts? She got on well with Gail and seemed to like Max, but as ever the Corrie writers chose not to explore this...

    How does Callum keep trespassing at the Platts?

    Why are David and Kylie pandering to his demands? Why are they not choosing to call his bluff?

    Why did Sarah think of choosing to confront Callum all alone? Surely she isn't this stupid. She could've had Gail upstairs to run downstairs if she wanted to get evidence/witness.

    Why is Sarah still an employee at the Rovers when she decides to leave the very minute there is a family emergency? Especially when it seems to annoy Michelle, who did f all tonight but chat with her bessie mate Andrea.

    more plot holes than a swiss cheese and as gripping as diarrhea
  • Willow33Willow33 Posts: 2,084
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    I've seen some crap storylines in my time. But this Callum carp takes some beating. Dragged out for no reason.

    Why does David keep asserting that they've seen the last of Callum only for him to pop up? Dramatic irony gone wrong.

    Why did Callum choose to make his reapperance at the bistro? And just seconds after Kylie and David decided to set foot there, very contrived. How did he know everyone he wanted to annoy was there?

    Why are the Weatherfield police so inept? Do they know Callum is a drug dealer?

    Where is Callum's mother in all of this? Was she just there for the custody battle? Does she even know that her son was arrested or is tormenting the Platts? She got on well with Gail and seemed to like Max, but as ever the Corrie writers chose not to explore this...

    How does Callum keep trespassing at the Platts?

    Why are David and Kylie pandering to his demands? Why are they not choosing to call his bluff?

    Why did Sarah think of choosing to confront Callum all alone? Surely she isn't this stupid. She could've had Gail upstairs to run downstairs if she wanted to get evidence/witness.

    Why is Sarah still an employee at the Rovers when she decides to leave the very minute there is a family emergency? Especially when it seems to annoy Michelle, who did f all tonight but chat with her bessie mate Andrea.


    Sarah will be "me best barmaid" soon, she certainly takes enough breaks to earn that title.
    Isn't Andrea pregnant? Liz stood scowling and Michelle laughing at Steve and let Andrea drag him through t'back!
  • Soapster1Soapster1 Posts: 1,955
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    Why did Michelle get teleported, in the middle of a conversation with Andrea, to the Cafe to buy a take-out coffee? They must serve some shite coffee at the Rovers.
    Maybe they have to give her something to carry because its the only way they can stop her folding her arms.
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