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Hilarious Daily Fail article

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    AdelaideGirlAdelaideGirl Posts: 3,498
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    The thing is being pretty does have advantages - certainly some of the ones she talks about and some less pretty people are resentful of not getting those advantages. However, you need to be a moderately nice genuine person as well.
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    mourinhosmissusmourinhosmissus Posts: 5,593
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    As one of the many comments pointed out - if she's that beautiful, how come she ended up with a fat Frenchman? One who looks like the 7th member of the Village People at that :D
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    Scarlett BerryScarlett Berry Posts: 21,135
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    She's back in the paper today saying that most of the negative reactions she received are from women and it's proven her point that we are all jealous harpies - jealous of her supposed fabulous good looks.:rolleyes: I still think it must be a wind up.. unbelieveable.:eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,174
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    Loving the spoof Twitter account :D

    "I follow @heidiklum, but she doesn't follow me back. I think that tells you everything you need to know."

    "Local wives throwing stones at my bedroom window again. Husband says it's hail. Don't think he realises what I go through every day."

    "Woman at the supermarket till just refused my coupons because they were 'expired'. I think we all know the real reason."


    :D
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    mariannermarianner Posts: 11,043
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    So funny! :D
    It's the best article since that Cheryl Cole spoof article.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,293
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,293
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    Another superb wind-up article - almost in the same league as "my middle-class tornado hell" D http://mytornadohell.livejournal.com/
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,293
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    [except the tornado article was true :D ] ....sorry for punctuation/spacing probs - my computer is still recovering from a coffee accident.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,174
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    Wait!! there's something not right about that picture......it's not attractive enough.......
    http://yfrog.com/g0o3ptzj
    Ok, sorted :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,293
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    Very good. I feel a 'head bomb' campaign coming on - eg the mass photoshopping of Ms T[hick] A A Brick's head on photos of Saddam Hussein Mona Lisa etc
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    AoibheannRoseAoibheannRose Posts: 1,617
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    She's going to be This Morning tomorrow, a heads up for all the Brick fans out there!
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    boundlesslife12boundlesslife12 Posts: 120
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    Ha Ha, More comments than any other comment in Dailymail history.

    To be fair though they headlined it with the worst photograph in some pictures she's pretty.
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    Alfie ElkinsAlfie Elkins Posts: 331
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    looks like her face is melting.
    wouldn't even get the donkey punch treatment from myself.

    the spoof twitter is great though.
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    Daisy BennybootsDaisy Bennyboots Posts: 18,375
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    Another superb wind-up article - almost in the same league as "my middle-class tornado hell" D http://mytornadohell.livejournal.com/

    I remember that, it was awesome.Like it had been written by Hyacynth Bouquet's daughter. :D
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    AbrielAbriel Posts: 8,525
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    they're discussing this on Jeremy Vine today 12-2, radio 2!
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    meglosmurmursmeglosmurmurs Posts: 35,119
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    She's so loving the attention now. lol

    I mean it's not the fact that she thinks she's so beautiful that's the main problem, it's the nerve that she feels she has to write an article about it, even pulling the whole 'poor me' routine.

    If she felt it was such a compelling issue that had to be discussed then she could have at least talked about it in a more general sense or as a third person. :D
    At least that may have got some agreement from people in the same position (if there are any), but she flaunts her own life far too much.
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    CRMCRM Posts: 11,881
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    You have all been taken in. The Daily Mail pretty much every week does an article that pushes buttons - and up goes their online and physical readership. Brickface will also have her 15 minutes. I do think she's mentally ill though.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,834
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    She writes an article saying that all women are jealous biatches and is 'hurt' by the response she gets... you really couldn't make it up.

    The article written by the Mail salivating about their hits thanks to this article has made me decide never to hit another link about this woman... her self delusion was amusing... the total lack of concern by the Mail for her long term future as opposed to their short term gain is astonishing... the Mail may pay well but you clearly have to leave your soul at the door... everything she ever writes again will be seen through the filter of this stupidity.
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    I've vaguely heard her name somewhere before, presumably in a previous uniquely, self-aggrandising newspaper article. Clearly she must be hawking for some kind of book or television deal; either that or she is simply an extremely deluded attention seeker.

    Beautiful? Erm, no. And anyway, a bad attitude is enough to make even the most genuinely 'beautiful' person unattractive and unpleasant to be around. Perhaps that is why she has no friends.

    I think it is for other folk to say if a person is 'beautiful' (however that word can actually be defined) not for it to be self-proclaimed in a national newspaper. She was setting herself up for ridicule. It almost reads like a spoof.

    I very much doubt Mrs Brick has been 'sobbing' into her cornflakes this morning. She will be relishing the attention.

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, dear.

    Full marks for entertainment value though. :p;)
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    CRMCRM Posts: 11,881
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    No paper pays well re this kind of freelance journalism, she would have received around £75. Journalists do not earn much these days. I doubt that she was born into poverty somehow.
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    BeethovensPianoBeethovensPiano Posts: 11,689
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    Wow mission accomplished. Lots of web traffic to the Daily Mail website.
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    Rose*~*Rose*~* Posts: 7,008
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    I checked, Mental Health Awareness week isn't until May.....
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    nats18nats18 Posts: 8,247
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    She's not beautiful or ugly I tried to describe her looks to my mum last night just after I'd read it but she's forgettable. I assume it's a wind up
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    DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    nats18 wrote: »
    She's not beautiful or ugly I tried to describe her looks to my mum last night just after I'd read it but she's forgettable. I assume it's a wind up

    I think she looks like Gillian McKeith.:D
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    DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    Does ANYONE reading believe this fantasy?:D

    'Another time, as I was walking through London’s Portobello Road market, I was tapped on the shoulder and presented with a beautiful bunch of flowers. Even bar tenders frequently shoo my credit card away when I try to settle my bill.
    And whenever I’ve asked what I’ve done to deserve such treatment, the donors of these gifts have always said the same thing: my pleasing appearance and pretty smile made their day.'


    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124246/Samantha-Brick-downsides-looking-pretty-Why-women-hate-beautiful.html#ixzz1r5lMGzw2
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