Well I'm (nearly) 28 and still a virgin. God knows what people think of me then, maybe its so just obvious to them they don't even bother pointing it out.
Get dressed up and go into town Saturday....
And don't be picky. Just get it out of your system
Well I'm (nearly) 28 and still a virgin. God knows what people think of me then, maybe its so just obvious to them they don't even bother pointing it out.
Try the fire engine game.
You: "Do you want to play the fire engine game?"
Girl: "How do you play that?"
You: "My fingers are the fire engine and I drive up your legs. You say 'red light!' when You want me to stop."
Girl: "Okay, lets play."
After a few seconds...
Girl: "Red Light!"
You: "Fire engines don't stop for red lights."
Here's a revolutionary idea that appears lost on just about everyone who's commented so far (incl. OP)...brace yourselves
It's none of their business. O_O
Yup and distinctly adolescent behind the bike shed behaviour. It doesn't matter a damn if anyone's a virgin anyhow unless the person is unhappy about it and it's still no-ones right to ridicule.
You: "Do you want to play the fire engine game?"
Girl: "How do you play that?"
You: "My fingers are the fire engine and I drive up your legs. You say 'red light!' when You want me to stop."
Girl: "Okay, lets play."
After a few seconds...
Girl: "Red Light!"
You: "Fire engines don't stop for red lights."
A couple of instances of late have convinced me that some of my friends think I'm still a virgin. I feel unsettled whenever I get the feeling people have been talking about me when I'm not around. A few weeks ago someone asked me if I'd ever been in a situation with a girl and I said yes, to which one lady replied 'liar!' I can't say I enjoy being called a liar but I'm puzzled by why people seem to think this about me since I'm 31. Perhaps it's just my manner/how I come across, one girl told me before than I was very 'innocent' but I'm struggling as to why they would think this about someone my age. I was once asked the question specifically by the 'innocent' girl and I told her no. Seems like they're refusing to believe me though which is quite frustrating. I thought you could leave all this stuff behind once you were in your early 20s. Seems not.
Sounds to me the women was joking around or could have been serious but was implying you were gay
Let them think that. If they don't believe you then screw them. You don't need to justify yourself to them.
To be honest they probably don't really care.
You just can't leave that screwdriver thing alone, can you??
You can't beat a look of quiet confidence in these situations. Practise looking casually amused and shrugging your shoulders. A torrent of denial never looks good, and it is easy to hit a very wrong note and make things worse.
Your friend who said 'liar' sounds a bit childish, or maybe its the way you worded it. I suppose if they have known u a while and have never seen you with a girl or known anyone you've dated, then that's why they asked.
Also if you either make comments that make you sound inexperienced or if you never show any interest in fancying anyone then that could be it. Or if you are extremely unattractive and charmless.
When they say "you're a virgin" again, simply play them at their own game and shout back at them, "I know you are but what am I?". Then pull their hair and run away squealing like a 5 year old as this whole sorry story sounds like something straight out of a primary school.
When they say "you're a virgin" again, simply play them at their own game and shout back at them, "I know you are but what am I?". Then pull their hair and run away squealing like a 5 year old as this whole sorry story sounds like something straight out of a primary school.
Can we PLEASE keep this on thread. I'm just curious as to the vibe I must be giving off to people. You wouldn't normally think someone my age was a virgin.
Huh? Are we back on screwdrivers again? BTW was it a Phillips head or a slot? I don't think you said.
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Get dressed up and go into town Saturday....
And don't be picky. Just get it out of your system
I recommend a cocktail bar. Ask for a screwdriver. Failing that a tequila with a worm in it.
If we're going down the grammar police route, it should have been "should HAVE been that!"
It would have been better if super grammar man had spotted the deliberate mistake, but never mind.
Try the fire engine game.
You: "Do you want to play the fire engine game?"
Girl: "How do you play that?"
You: "My fingers are the fire engine and I drive up your legs. You say 'red light!' when You want me to stop."
Girl: "Okay, lets play."
After a few seconds...
Girl: "Red Light!"
You: "Fire engines don't stop for red lights."
Yup and distinctly adolescent behind the bike shed behaviour. It doesn't matter a damn if anyone's a virgin anyhow unless the person is unhappy about it and it's still no-ones right to ridicule.
OP tell the sad sacks to grow the f up.:D
Nee naw nee naw
Sounds to me the women was joking around or could have been serious but was implying you were gay
With a screwdriver?
GRRRRRRRRR!! >:(
Indeed it should
I was watching telly, I do apologise
Anyway, Mick, you haven't said if you are a virgin or not?
Regardless, these people don't sound like real friends to me as, if they were, they wouldn't want to embarrass you by asking you about it.
You just can't leave that screwdriver thing alone, can you??
I was like a virgin once, I met a material girl on holiday on la Isla bonita. I counted my lucky stars that papa didn't preach wen I got home
I like what you did there ;-)
This made me LOL, and is so true
(someone had to right. Right?)
Huh? Are we back on screwdrivers again? BTW was it a Phillips head or a slot? I don't think you said.