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Asteroid to hit earth in September, we are all gonna die!

steveh31steveh31 Posts: 13,516
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Well so say the conspiracy theorists.

http://www.inquisitr.com/1813936/asteroid-impact-apocalypse-2015-mass-anxiety-as-conspiracy-theorists-predict-catastrophe/

24 September 2015 apparently doesn't say if that is New Zealand time or American time so be prepared for an early demise or to sit there and go "told you it was a load of......"
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    skazzaskazza Posts: 4,983
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    "Rev. Efrain Rodriguez...claimed he had received a message from God that an asteroid...was approaching."

    That's all we need to know. Stand down, DS
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    FanielleFanielle Posts: 1,251
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    They've said 23-24 September. I presume either they're not entirely sure (maybe God hasn't figured out properly yet) or theres an allowance for timezones.

    May have to start visiting the doomsdayer forums again, they were brilliant leading up to the last end of the world
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    muggins14muggins14 Posts: 61,844
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    It's always good to know when you're going to die, now's the time to just spend all your money and just have fun, fun, fun ;):D
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    nathanbrazilnathanbrazil Posts: 8,863
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    skazza wrote: »
    "Rev. Efrain Rodriguez...claimed he had received a message from God that an asteroid...was approaching."

    AFAIK, Kate Bush has never spoken to the man. :D
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    MTUK1MTUK1 Posts: 20,077
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    steveh31 wrote: »
    Well so say the conspiracy theorists.

    http://www.inquisitr.com/1813936/asteroid-impact-apocalypse-2015-mass-anxiety-as-conspiracy-theorists-predict-catastrophe/

    24 September 2015 apparently doesn't say if that is New Zealand time or American time so be prepared for an early demise or to sit there and go "told you it was a load of......"

    America has 6 timezones. I need to know which one it's due in so I can prepare.
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    kampffenhoffkampffenhoff Posts: 1,556
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    People have been saying the world is going to end by so and so date for hundreds of years and we're still here. Wasn't there a group of people in the 19th century who decided the world was going to end so they all sat on a mountainside someplace waiting and when it didn't they all had to come down again looking like idiots?
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    FIN-MANFIN-MAN Posts: 1,598
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    The scary thing is that now with the internet these nut jobs can find each other and inflame the hysteria. The swarm will continue to grow among the gullible and naive.
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    JurassicMarkJurassicMark Posts: 12,910
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    skazza wrote: »
    "Rev. Efrain Rodriguez...claimed he had received a message from God that an asteroid...was approaching."

    That's all we need to know. Stand down, DS

    I'm not going to start panicking until SULLA confirms this, as he talks to God all the time. Maybe he already knows but is having to keep it confidential. :o:D
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    gemma-the-huskygemma-the-husky Posts: 18,116
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    one day, the doomsayers will be right!
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    muggins14muggins14 Posts: 61,844
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    gemma-the-husky wrote: »
    one day, the doomsayers will be right!
    They'll never get the praise for it though as we will all be dead :D
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    bri160356bri160356 Posts: 5,147
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    Go on God; prove Stephen Fry wrong and use the asteroid to wipe out ISIS.
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    Toby LaRhoneToby LaRhone Posts: 12,916
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    That should cheer up all the misery guts on the "ridding the world of humans" thread.
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    Agent KrycekAgent Krycek Posts: 39,269
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    At least I've got my holidays booked for May this year, so I'll still get that in. Swings and roundabouts etc.
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    Madridista23Madridista23 Posts: 9,422
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    Good Lord..... it's not a Daily Express link.......... :D
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    soulboy77soulboy77 Posts: 24,540
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    Can't everyone just move to the opposite side of the Earth to where the asteroid is going to hit?
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    iwearoddsocksiwearoddsocks Posts: 3,030
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    gemma-the-husky wrote: »
    one day, the doomsayers will be right!

    Why?..
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    TrollHunterTrollHunter Posts: 12,496
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    I've already started stocking up on bread, milk and petrol, to get ahead of the inevitable mayhem when people start panic buying.
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    bri160356bri160356 Posts: 5,147
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    soulboy77 wrote: »
    Can't everyone just move to the opposite side of the Earth to where the asteroid is going to hit?

    That’s a good idea and everyone would be saved; .....:)

    .....however the extra weight on one side would pitch the Earth from of its usual orbit and we’d spiral out of control straight toward the centre of the Sun..........fact!
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    TrollHunterTrollHunter Posts: 12,496
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    bri160356 wrote: »
    That’s a good idea and everyone would be saved; .....:)

    .....however the extra weight on one side would pitch the Earth from of its usual orbit and we’d spiral out of control straight toward the centre of the Sun..........fact!

    We could combat that by all jumping in the air at exactly the same time. Double fact!
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    NorthernNinnyNorthernNinny Posts: 18,412
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    At least that's the problems in the Middle East sorted then!
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    InMyArmsInMyArms Posts: 50,794
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    I'm going to take out as many loans as I can, quit all my obligations and party until the world ends.
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    Heston VestonHeston Veston Posts: 6,498
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    bri160356 wrote: »
    That’s a good idea and everyone would be saved; .....:)

    .....however the extra weight on one side would pitch the Earth from of its usual orbit and we’d spiral out of control straight toward the centre of the Sun..........fact!

    Well, not really, even the largest asteroid (Ceres) is only 0.015% of the earth's mass. Compared to a 13 stone man, that's about the weight of a AAA battery.
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    SkipTracerSkipTracer Posts: 2,959
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    gemma-the-husky wrote: »
    one day, the doomsayers will be right!

    Yep and I’ve already got the T shirt with “I told you so” written on it.;-)

    Anyway let’s hope our last summer is a good one.:D
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    dee123dee123 Posts: 46,314
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    Bye bitches!
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    LostFoolLostFool Posts: 90,674
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    I'm pleased I read this thread. I was about to book a holiday in October. Instead I'm going to quit my job this afternoon and make sure that I spend all of my money before the big rock hits.
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