Favourite Aeroplane Jokes !!!!...tell us yours.

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  [Deleted User] Posts: 6,848

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  30/11/13 - 01:36 #27

  American ones in red flag exercises against British ones.
  
  Yes both the RAF and FAA have made jokes of them.

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  Addisonian Posts: 16,377

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  30/11/13 - 01:42 #28

  Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
  Captain Clarence Oveur: Roger!
  Roger Murdock: Huh?
  Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
  Captain Clarence Oveur: Roger!
  Roger Murdock: Huh?
  Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
  Captain Clarence Oveur: What?
  Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
  Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
  Captain Clarence Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
  Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
  Captain Clarence Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
  Tower voice: Over.
  Captain Clarence Oveur: Roger.
  Roger Murdock: Huh?
  Tower voice: Roger, over!
  Roger Murdock: What?
  Captain Clarence Oveur: Huh?
  Victor Basta: Who?
  
  
  Wonderful scene

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  habby Posts: 10,027

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  30/11/13 - 02:08 #29

  Not a joke, but a bit of advice.
  
  When you go on a plane, sit at the back. They don't crash backwards.

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  30/11/13 - 02:09 #30

  I ain't going on no plane.

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  jeffiner1892 Posts: 14,326

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  30/11/13 - 02:17 #31

  habby wrote: »

  Not a joke, but a bit of advice.
  
  When you go on a plane, sit at the back. They don't crash backwards.

  
  Also not a joke but the last time I was on a plane I noticed that the rows went from 12 to 14.
  
  I can understand it in hotel rooms but if a plane is on fire it's not going to distinguish between rows.
  
  Back on topic, I'm afraid all the jokes I know are highly inappropriate.

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