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DangerBrotherDangerBrother Posts: 1,623
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I was walking along with one of my female colleagues the other day at work (I am a man).

She let out a noticeable bottom burp.

With a male colleague I might have made a joke about it (she seems to like a joke), but because it was a fart from the fairer sex I said nothing.

She didn't eitherrand I think she was embarrassed,

We walked in silence for about three minutes...

Anyhow wat is the best thing to do in case she let's out a blow off again ?
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  • Kyle_TKyle_T Posts: 1,001
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    Your topics are like a shit stain on the underwear of DS.
  • Jean-FrancoisJean-Francois Posts: 2,301
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    DangerBrother wrote: »
    I was walking along with one of my female colleagues the other day at work (I am a man).

    She let out a noticeable bottom burp.

    With a male colleague I might have made a joke about it (she seems to like a joke), but because it was a fart from the fairer sex I said nothing.

    She didn't eitherrand I think she was embarrassed,

    We walked in silence for about three minutes...

    Anyhow wat is the best thing to do in case she let's out a blow off again ?


    You can be chivalrous, and whisper, "Pretend that was me."
  • bluebladeblueblade Posts: 88,859
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    DangerBrother wrote: »
    I was walking along with one of my female colleagues the other day at work (I am a man).

    She let out a noticeable bottom burp.

    With a male colleague I might have made a joke about it (she seems to like a joke), but because it was a fart from the fairer sex I said nothing.

    She didn't eitherrand I think she was embarrassed,

    We walked in silence for about three minutes...

    Anyhow wat is the best thing to do in case she let's out a blow off again ?

    Recommend to her that she might want to use one of these :kitty:
  • mountymounty Posts: 19,155
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    it was a subtle hint that she wants anal
  • jrajra Posts: 48,325
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    DangerBrother wrote: »
    I was walking along with one of my female colleagues the other day at work (I am a man).

    She let out a noticeable bottom burp.

    With a male colleague I might have made a joke about it (she seems to like a joke), but because it was a fart from the fairer sex I said nothing.

    She didn't eitherrand I think she was embarrassed,

    We walked in silence for about three minutes...

    Anyhow wat is the best thing to do in case she let's out a blow off again ?

    Just generally ignore it. These things happen. They are probably embarrassed enough, without you telling them you've noticed.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 17,123
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    She's a woman. She farted. So what? Everyone farts. Laugh about it and move on.
  • 80sfan80sfan Posts: 18,522
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    Kyle_T wrote: »
    Your topics are like a shit stain on the underwear of DS.

    I would imagine the woman in question's knickers had quite a few stains now you mention it :D
  • floogfloog Posts: 981
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    It might have been her vagina.
  • MAWMAW Posts: 38,777
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    jra wrote: »
    Just generally ignore it. These things happen. They are probably embarrassed enough, without you telling them you've noticed.

    You chicken? Point it out loudly, tell her women aren't supposed to fart, and a visit to the doctors is needed.
  • hunter23hunter23 Posts: 3,097
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    ask her if she needs a tissue
  • 80sfan80sfan Posts: 18,522
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    hunter23 wrote: »
    ask her if she needs a tissue

    Perhaps a moist toilet tissue
  • barlowconnorbarlowconnor Posts: 38,120
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    MGS4SnakeRulez wrote: »
    She's a woman. She farted. So what? Everyone farts. Laugh about it and move on.

    Exactly!
  • Eddie BadgerEddie Badger Posts: 6,005
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    You should have said "Is that the best you can do?" and let rip with a man-sized trump.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,279
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    My OH, who is quite the lady (she puts her kebab down before peeing in the gutter, for example) has learnt how to fart from me. She now trumps like a good'un.

    *sigh* I'm so proud of her...
  • Eddie BadgerEddie Badger Posts: 6,005
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    When my nephew was little he said he was going out to play with the girl across the road. I said "I thought you didn't like girls" He said "She's different, she can fart almost as loud as a boy!"
  • hunter23hunter23 Posts: 3,097
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    roll up and ride on rosie
  • jrajra Posts: 48,325
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    MAW wrote: »
    You chicken? Point it out loudly, tell her women aren't supposed to fart, and a visit to the doctors is needed.

    And while she is there, she can get her clap seen to.

    Get it all done in the one visit. You know it makes sense.

    And her club foot.
  • spotty_catspotty_cat Posts: 557
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    Well, I fart and burp and don't see anything wrong with it. I KNOW how to treat people well though which is far more important than what others think of natural bodily functions.
  • juliancarswelljuliancarswell Posts: 8,896
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    In the words of Kirk Saint Moritz you say, " Thats all right doll,....have that one on me."
  • DangerBrotherDangerBrother Posts: 1,623
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    juliancarswell wrote: »
    In the words of Kirk Saint Moritz you say, " Thats all right doll,....have that one on me."



    Ahh, should have remembered that one (one of the greatest moments John Sullivan ever wrote).

    Thanks for the advice guys (and female farters).

    Think I will offer my handercheif and advise a trip to the doctor, so I have taken your points on board.
  • swingalegswingaleg Posts: 103,106
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    DangerBrother wrote: »
    Anyhow wat is the best thing to do in case she let's out a blow off again ?

    bottle it........
  • Cougar GirlCougar Girl Posts: 633
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    "Put a cork in it...." :kitty:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,899
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    mounty wrote: »
    it was a subtle hint that she wants anal

    I was just going to say this. :kitty:

    #SheWantThatD :cool:
  • MandarkMandark Posts: 47,963
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    hunter23 wrote: »
    ask her if she needs a tissue
    A proper toilet servant would provide a more natural cleaning service!!
  • MAWMAW Posts: 38,777
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    DangerBrother wrote: »
    Ahh, should have remembered that one (one of the greatest moments John Sullivan ever wrote).

    Thanks for the advice guys (and female farters).

    Think I will offer my handercheif and advise a trip to the doctor, so I have taken your points on board.

    I and some friends convinced a girl at uni that she should go to the doctors. Cruel? Sure. We loved it.
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