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Worst advert on TV at the moment (Part 11)

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    albion-mad-nickalbion-mad-nick Posts: 4,086
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    The Maltesers advert with the friends on Skype..."I'm so jealous" - it's a chocolate bar ffs! Just pop round to your local shop and buy one if you're that desperate for it. Jeez.
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    Ermintrude1Ermintrude1 Posts: 342
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    ...While Left Twix smothers it in chocolate, Right Twix covers it in chocolate (or is it the other way around??)

    The concept of this was mildly amusing at first but I am now very bored with it....
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    Ermintrude1Ermintrude1 Posts: 342
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    "Mr Muscle - Cheaper than a plumber"....

    Well actually no it isn't - because by the time you've poured this gunk down your sink, waited overnight to see if it works, and found it hasn't shifted it at all you end up having to call out the plumber anyway! >:(
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,660
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    Justabloke wrote: »
    Is that woman an actual "celebrity" or supposed to be pretending to be a "celebrity" :confused: I don't *really* care either way I'm just curious.

    Amy Sedaris wrote a book on budget housekeeping, she's like an American Kirsty Allsop who insists if you binraid and go to your local tip you can make a nice mosaic out of crap people throw out. She did some voice over work for Shrek the Third and Puss In Boots.

    The Haribo Tangfastics advert is just terrible. I feel bad for the poor girl dating a bloody idiot.
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    degsyhufcdegsyhufc Posts: 59,251
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    Kenco - taking young people out of gangs and straight into slave labour.
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    danny_gamerdanny_gamer Posts: 3,369
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    That cloying Anchor advert with the right-on, politically-correct family (of course) as they "dilly and dally" to flog butter.
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    Rip the TV EyeRip the TV Eye Posts: 1,687
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    The car advert where people sing Locked Out Of Heaven badly.
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    best boybest boy Posts: 836
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    The Heinz Baked Beanz with the retarded, cross-eyed 'little brother'. Where do they find these mongs?
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    davelovesleedsdavelovesleeds Posts: 22,775
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    That cloying Anchor advert with the right-on, politically-correct family (of course) as they "dilly and dally" to flog butter.

    If you mean white man with black wife, that reflects my household, so why shouldn't I see what reflects my house hold on TV?
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    CaxtonCaxton Posts: 28,881
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    Suuki Swift advert "I put a spell on you" sung in a rasping voice by someone called Screamin Jack Hawkins, apparently this is music from 1956:o Should be dead and buried in a big hole.never to be heard again.>:(
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    chuffsterchuffster Posts: 8,855
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    Caxton wrote: »
    Suuki Swift advert "I put a spell on you" sung in a rasping voice by someone called Screamin Jack Hawkins, apparently this is music from 1956:o Should be dead and buried in a big hole.never to be heard again.>:(

    A classic!How DAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE you..:p
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    Sadly All SeeinSadly All Seein Posts: 842
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    Amy Sedaris wrote a book on budget housekeeping, she's like an American Kirsty Allsop who insists if you binraid and go to your local tip you can make a nice mosaic out of crap people throw out. She did some voice over work for Shrek the Third and Puss In Boots.

    The Haribo Tangfastics advert is just terrible. I feel bad for the poor girl dating a bloody idiot.

    So there's a new advert where the man is portrayed as an idiot. Well it has been two days since the last one and i bet the female is a humourless battleaxe as well.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 253
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    Caxton wrote: »
    Suuki Swift advert "I put a spell on you" sung in a rasping voice by someone called Screamin Jack Hawkins, apparently this is music from 1956:o Should be dead and buried in a big hole.never to be heard again.>:(
    Other/better versions are available :)
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    Martyn1Martyn1 Posts: 576
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    The 'Victoria Plum' bathroom adverts are so annoying. The bloody song gets on my wick!

    oh and the 'Swinton Insurance' shadow advert is irritating. Every channel its on has a different phone number!
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    grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,697
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    4Dman wrote: »
    Other/better versions are available :)

    The Nina Simone version is probably the best, but I like the Screamin' Jay Hawkins one too because its so different and slightly weird sounding, befitting a different kind of "spell".
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    grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,697
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    DVDfever wrote: »
    It's shit.

    Locked Out of Heaven is a poorer Police rip-off.
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    steveh31steveh31 Posts: 13,516
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    Still a great song.

    anyway anyone seen Vanarama yet? Jees it's bad.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,334
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    Again with those kids on the new andrex advert. As annoying as the previous lot.

    Also that stupid one with the chihuahua. What the hell is that about?
    best boy wrote: »
    The Heinz Baked Beanz with the retarded, cross-eyed 'little brother'. Where do they find these mongs?

    At least the little brother doesn't speak unlike the smart arse big brother.
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    TelenautTelenaut Posts: 223
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    best boy wrote: »
    The Heinz Baked Beanz with the retarded, cross-eyed 'little brother'. Where do they find these mongs?

    I'm sure that is another ancient advert being reused about 3 years later.
    If you mean white man with black wife, that reflects my household, so why shouldn't I see what reflects my house hold on TV?

    Lots of me, my, and I going on in your post, and that is the problem. Your household doesn't reflect mine, or I assume, the vast majority of people who watch the advert.
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    RednellRednell Posts: 2,528
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    The activia advert for yoghurt or whatever it's flogging with the irritating fashion man.

    Do only 'girls' eat yoghurt? Aren't men allowed to buy it?
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    China GirlChina Girl Posts: 2,760
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    4Dman wrote: »
    Other/better versions are available :)

    Creedence Clearwater Revival do the best version :)
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    GoCompareThisGoCompareThis Posts: 10,260
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    Stupid Greek yoghurt adverts making a big deal about fat free and it always has to have some annoying woman! >:(
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    StrictlyEastendStrictlyEastend Posts: 35,455
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    Stupid Greek yoghurt adverts making a big deal about fat free and it always has to have some annoying woman! >:(

    Yes! My thoughts exactly GCT! :D
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    StrictlyEastendStrictlyEastend Posts: 35,455
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    Scs Sofas always annoys me. >:(
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    Prince MonaluluPrince Monalulu Posts: 35,900
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    If you mean white man with black wife, that reflects my household, so why shouldn't I see what reflects my house hold on TV?

    Can you 'get the arse out' on a kiddies trike though :)
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