she's gone and enslaved another one ..

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  • cazzzcazzz Posts: 12,218
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    momma11 wrote: »
    Picked and/or paid for herself ?
    wonder if we will read how she has been left with the bills when this marriage goes pear shaped ?

    Of course we will ! :D

    if it has a months guarantee, he might get his money back;) I wonder if it will last longer than that Kim Kadashian (spelling probably wrong)...

    Place your bets folks. I think we will see the Valentine OK/Hello spread, then the wedding:yawn: and maybe by summer when she isn't preggers he will be having meetings wth Chantelle or Alex (maybe both if they get back together, nothing is impossible in zeleb land)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,177
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    Kieran Kaine Hayler‏@kieran0322
    @KerryKatona7 almost walked right into you at the petrol station just now. That would have ended up with us both sprawled on the floor ha. X

    Probably expected her to giggle "ooohhh err Kev:o, me and you sprawled on the floor!"

    She ignored him.
  • momma11momma11 Posts: 3,843
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    Fizgig wrote: »
    Kieran Kaine Hayler‏@kieran0322
    @KerryKatona7 almost walked right into you at the petrol station just now. That would have ended up with us both sprawled on the floor ha. X

    Probably expected her to giggle "ooohhh err Kev:o, me and you sprawled on the floor!"

    She ignored him.

    Ha ha ha ! oops! sorry Katie ;)
  • jannajanna Posts: 7,323
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    Crikey. If Kerry rejects you then you must rank pretty low on the scale.
    He was scraping the bottom of the barrel there too.

    Oh wait ..........not quite;)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,177
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    Jodie & Kerreh! KP will be livid.
  • Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    janna wrote: »
    Crikey. If Kerry rejects you then you must rank pretty low on the scale.
    He was scraping the bottom of the barrel there too.

    Oh wait ..........not quite;)

    The only rejection that is possibly less embarrassing is if Lauren Harries knocked him back :p
  • jannajanna Posts: 7,323
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    Almost sloppy thirds then. So far.
    Soon be in double figures methinks.

    Nice to know they were 'courting' during her time with Leo.

    And STILL she can't resist bringing peter Andre into it.
    [highlight] "She also compared her romance with Kevin... sorry, Kieran, to first hubby Peter Andre, telling The Sun: 'I've been swept off my feet - it's a similar feeling to when I met Pete.' "[/highlight]

    Oh get over it luv,he has moved on & doesn't react to your pathetic attempts to bait.:rolleyes:
  • NotaTypoNotaTypo Posts: 4,253
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    Fizgig wrote: »
    Jodie & Kerreh! KP will be livid.
    They may have wanted him... but Katie got him. So they lose... or something.

    Actually, with this charade, we all lose because by talking about it and acknowledging this tawdry little publicity stunt, it cheapens us as humans.:(
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,177
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    NotaTypo wrote: »
    They may have wanted him... but Katie got him. So they lose... or something.

    Actually, with this charade, we all lose because by talking about it and acknowledging this tawdry little publicity stunt, it cheapens us as humans.:(

    It's all just manufactured fluff. They all seem to be in on it. Stops the journo's having to do any proper work.
  • tiacattiacat Posts: 22,521
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    Snark E wrote: »
    It is going to be fabulous. In fact the prospect of the soap opera that is about to unfold has provoked me to go from lurker to poster. After TWO YEARS of lurking. I guess I have to accept that I have a problem - I'm hooked on car crash celebrities. The shame!

    Out of morbid curiousity I had a nose back on Kev's Twitter feed this afternoon and was thrilled to discover that he has yet to scour his past of things that will enrage The Pricey. From a glance back to autumn he seems to have reached out to a few paparazzi princesses before striking 9 carat gold with the missus. I also noticed that he had (coincidentally/cleverly) bonded with a couple of KP's 'entourage' before the fairytale romance began.

    I am *dying* to see how long it will take for the bride to crack and enforce the usual rules upon her ambitious groom:
    • Thou shall have no love but me. Neither family, pets nor friends shall trouble thy mind
    • Thou shall not tweet, nor BBM nor update a status without the approval of thy bride
    • Thou shall disavow any history of sexual contact with lady-persons.
    • Henceforth all lady-persons thou hast known shall be shunned and decried as skanks, dogs and losers by thee.

    She will be dying inside with the urge to read every email, DM and text he has ever received. The fact that she hasn't (and the state of his Twitter feed suggests it has yet to occur) is the single thing that convinces me she is yet to be with child. When the pregnancy is secured...

    Kev will begin to pay the price for fame-seeking through The Pricey.

    (Aaand I'm off to get a life now...)

    im ashamed too, i have zero interest in this person, i never read magazines or anything and didnt even know much about her life but started reading this thread out of interest and today driving home, i found myself thinking 'i must check that thread for more information'

    how sad
  • fredsterfredster Posts: 31,802
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    janna wrote: »
    Crikey. If Kerry rejects you then you must rank pretty low on the scale.
    He was scraping the bottom of the barrel there too.

    Oh wait ..........not quite;)

    Oh dear! kerry katona and jodie marsh did not want him So katie came third in his search for someone to make him a star.
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    fredster wrote: »
    Oh dear! kerry katona and jodie marsh did not want him So katie came third in his search for someone to make him a star.

    :eek: Jeez !

    Kerry Katona and Jodie Marsh told this guy to take a hike?!!
    Ouch ! No wonder he settled for Jordan, his ego must have been crushed flatter than Cheryl Coles singing !!
  • momma11momma11 Posts: 3,843
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    Hot Dogg wrote: »
    :eek: Jeez !

    Kerry Katona and Jodie Marsh told this guy to take a hike?!!
    Ouch ! No wonder he settled for Jordan, his ego must have been crushed flatter than Cheryl Coles singing !!



    so he ended up with the Booby prize !..( pun intended ) :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,301
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    Snark E wrote: »
    http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/541866/katie-price-kieran-kayler-swept-me-off-my-feet-just-like-peter-andre

    And the first teeny tiny pink arrow swooshes down from the turrets of Castle Pricey. Kev wanted HER for a whole year before she succumbed to his winning combination of brawn and...functioning testes. Take *that* Jodie Marsh.

    Obviously the poor fellow has been innocently killing time with lesser ladies, hoping KP would look his way and counting down the days (on his fingers) until they could be together

    Lol funny post :) They are a match made in heaven!
  • gpkgpk Posts: 10,206
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    wasn't he tweeting amy childs as well?:o
  • gpkgpk Posts: 10,206
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    The only rejection that is possibly less embarrassing is if Lauren Harries knocked him back :p

    there`s scraping the barrel and then there`s complete non entities.:o don't tempt fate, the slightness whiff of attention and lauren, i mean adamandevil, will be setting up another thread in her honour.:sleep:
  • Daisy BennybootsDaisy Bennyboots Posts: 18,375
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    gpk wrote: »
    wasn't he tweeting amy childs as well?:o

    Perhaps he's a Jack Cockings wannabe! You know....flirt with many until one says yes! What a depressing way to meet someone!
  • jannajanna Posts: 7,323
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    He's a wannabe celeb . Just another fame-****. So they are a perfect pair.
    Him & her I mean,not her fun-bags,they are dreadful.
  • GlinnyGlinny Posts: 4,426
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    Just read in The Sun a headline My Honeymoon Disaster.

    I found this hilarious she states that a butler at the hotel asked her if she was a Porn Star.

    Classic :D
  • ee-ayee-ay Posts: 3,963
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    Glinny wrote: »
    Just read in The Sun a headline My Honeymoon Disaster.

    I found this hilarious she states that a butler at the hotel asked her if she was a Porn Star.

    Classic :D

    Even better:D

    Sandals said it was “disappointed Ms Price was not happy with her stay” and that the butler denied making any derogatory remarks.

    It added: “As a gesture of goodwill we are willing to offer her a refund on condition she does not choose our resorts for any future weddings or stays.”

    Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4761850/katie-price-wedding-hell.html#ixzz2IwdfIynI
  • DemizdeeroolzDemizdeeroolz Posts: 3,821
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    Even better:D

    Sandals said it was “disappointed Ms Price was not happy with her stay” and that the butler denied making any derogatory remarks.

    It added: “As a gesture of goodwill we are willing to offer her a refund on condition she does not choose our resorts for any future weddings or stays.”

    Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4761850/katie-price-wedding-hell.html#ixzz2IwdfIynI

    Dreadful photo, even the Big Fat Gypsy brides look classier than that :eek:
  • johartukjohartuk Posts: 11,320
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    Even better:D

    Sandals said it was “disappointed Ms Price was not happy with her stay” and that the butler denied making any derogatory remarks.

    It added: “As a gesture of goodwill we are willing to offer her a refund on condition she does not choose our resorts for any future weddings or stays.”

    Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4761850/katie-price-wedding-hell.html#ixzz2IwdfIynI

    "...for any future weddings..." class!:D
  • GlinnyGlinny Posts: 4,426
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    Even better:D

    Sandals said it was “disappointed Ms Price was not happy with her stay” and that the butler denied making any derogatory remarks.

    It added: “As a gesture of goodwill we are willing to offer her a refund on condition she does not choose our resorts for any future weddings or stays.”

    Read more: " rel="nofollow">http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4761850/katie-price-wedding-hell.html#ixzz2IwdfIynI[/

    Love that bit about future weddings :D
  • GlinnyGlinny Posts: 4,426
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    Wonder where the venue for the magazine deal wedding over here will be.

    God help them. :eek:
  • momma11momma11 Posts: 3,843
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    Even better:D

    Sandals said it was “disappointed Ms Price was not happy with her stay” and that the butler denied making any derogatory remarks.

    It added: “As a gesture of goodwill we are willing to offer her a refund on condition she does not choose our resorts for any future weddings or stays.”

    Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4761850/katie-price-wedding-hell.html#ixzz2IwdfIynI

    So it really was a case of what the Butler saw !

    In this instance....right through KP :D
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