How do you accidently eat dog poo? Did the dog go to the toilet in the ice-cream tub? Was the spoon for the ice-cream really a pooper scooper? I'm quite curious and also a little confused.
Also drink less so you don't do it again.
The post did amuse me a little though so thank you
I'd only go to the doctor's if you start eating out of a dog bowl and run up to your wife with a lead in your mouth although who knows, she might find that a turn-on.
Don't get so drunk next time, so it dont happen again.
Or if you do get drunk, decide not to eat ice cream and dog poo!!
warn your friends to stop you or somit!
First thing is not to panic! It's unlikely it's done you any harm at all. I'd go to the chemist, ask to talk to the pharmacist and ask if he thinks you should take it further. He might recommend something for you to take.
First thing is not to panic! It's unlikely it's done you any harm at all. I'd go to the chemist, ask to talk to the pharmacist and ask if he thinks you should take it further. He might recommend something for you to take.
Thats all well and good, but this thread started in August 2007.
How the hell could the OP have eaten that ice cream? :eek: For the cost of it, I'd have tossed it aside and bought a new one. I'm very fussy, and if my own hands need washing, I wont directly pick something up to eat, so the thought of eating something with a bit of dog shite on it just doesn't bear thinking about, really!
I thought I've read some mad threads in here (desperate bloke taking a dump in a Pringles tube, another bloke buying a home colonic irrigating kit from Ebay, another bloke ogling a neighbour with binoculars who then falls and is not seen for a while), but this takes the (non-animal variety) biscuit in the weirdness and "eww" stakes!
I too have just revisited this thread and laughed nearly as hard the second time... I think it needs bumping just to make everyone smile this bank holiday.
How did the poo get on the ice cream again?! :eek:
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haha, still one of the best threads i have ever seen:D:p
noooowww love from Rover:D
She left quite a bit of it and I took her plate into the kitchen and finished it off myself
A bit later she came into the kitchen and said "did you chuck what was left on my plate out? " and I said "No I ate it" and she said:
"Oh yuck, I picked a dead daddy long legs up off the floor and put it on the plate!!":eek::eek:
Apparently he's fine, but he now enjoys cocking his leg on lampposts, as well as chasing the postman and passing cars.
op sounds like a nutter
well i was drunk-and i had my children and wife in the car?"
weirdo
Also drink less so you don't do it again.
The post did amuse me a little though so thank you
You noticed the poo and ate it anyway? Disgusting.
seriously!!!
You must of been really drunk to eat dog poo!!
Don't get so drunk next time, so it dont happen again.
Or if you do get drunk, decide not to eat ice cream and dog poo!!
warn your friends to stop you or somit!
Thats all well and good, but this thread started in August 2007.
Or have you not noticed?
I thought I've read some mad threads in here (desperate bloke taking a dump in a Pringles tube, another bloke buying a home colonic irrigating kit from Ebay, another bloke ogling a neighbour with binoculars who then falls and is not seen for a while), but this takes the (non-animal variety) biscuit in the weirdness and "eww" stakes!
I seriously haven't laughed so much in ages
This thread has had me in stitches and I keep getting told to shut up :eek:
I keep reading it over and over and it never gets old
How did the poo get on the ice cream again?! :eek:
Just what I need after a, *ahem* shitty day!!
Omg this is horrific! I would have died! That is almost worse than the dog poo.