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Proof that everything's Jim's fault...funny!

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    MithMarrMithMarr Posts: 2,439
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    quasimoron wrote: »
    I cant stand Gervais, unfunny and up his own arse. Ricky does not win NTA comedy award, surely Jims fault.
    Jim passes lowblow remark about Linda's dead husband surely Jims fault here, no its Linda's you say.:o

    Jim made NO mention of Linda's dead husband; she did that all on her own. As a professional victim she saw the FCD comment as a gift and has run with it. Plenty of outrage from from the HM's and oodles of pity for her. She is despicable.
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    loey_yyloey_yy Posts: 435
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    David Moyes was asked why Man United have made such a bad start to the season. He replied "Basically, it's all Jim Davidson's fault"....
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    tomorrowtomorrow Posts: 32,477
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    I'm tired after working today - gotta be Jim's fault

    and if I can't find a bevy later ...you know!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 548
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    The stretch of the Earth's surface where two tectonic plates meet and gradually push up against one another, giving rise to earthquakes: Jim's Fault
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    Deb ArkleDeb Arkle Posts: 12,584
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    ^^^^ Like it! :D
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    quasimoronquasimoron Posts: 20,996
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    MithMarr wrote: »
    Jim made NO mention of Linda's dead husband; she did that all on her own. As a professional victim she saw the FCD comment as a gift and has run with it. Plenty of outrage from from the HM's and oodles of pity for her. She is despicable.

    Yea right.
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    quasimoronquasimoron Posts: 20,996
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    #epicfail :D

    The truth is bitter.
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    Bev75Bev75 Posts: 1,588
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    quasimoron wrote: »
    The truth is bitter.

    Jims fault that is.
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    ChrissieAOChrissieAO Posts: 5,143
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    My telephone bill is going to be a bit higher this month...that is definitely Jim's fault..
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 134
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    quasimoron wrote: »
    The truth is bitter.

    Just like Linda herself...oh the irony! :D *chuckle*
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    MithMarrMithMarr Posts: 2,439
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    When you’ve spent ages straightening your hair and getting ready to go out you want to look amazing and feel gorgeous.

    You step out the front door and it’s raining,frizzy hair time :( You sprint to the waiting cab and step in a freshly laid dog poo :cry:you arrive at your destination “The Cool Bar”:cool: full of “Cool People”:cool: but unbeknown to you there is a bogey just visible from your left nostril just as the man of your dreams comes over for a chat :o But that’s not all ........ a man standing next to you lets off a smelly fart and beats a hasty retreat leaving the lingering smell surrounding you like an aura of shame :blush:

    Every single thing that’s happened here is JIMS FAULT! Yes that’s right JIM DAVIDSONS FAULT >:(
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    bobbydbobbyd Posts: 3,388
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    gemmy11 wrote: »
    Ricky Gervais has also tweeted the following:

    "I have just got to the bottom of the assassination of JFK its Jims fault"

    Cant stop laughing he really does hate Linda

    Ahhaaa, there was talk of the grassy nolan at the time
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    daffy1daffy1 Posts: 329
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    bobbyd wrote: »
    Ahhaaa, there was talk of the grassy nolan at the time

    :D:D:D
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    eyespyeyespy Posts: 2,496
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    immigration laws - Jim's fault
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    Bev75Bev75 Posts: 1,588
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    Wile E. Coyote's Acme Rockets failing... Jims Fault.
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    Cara-maeCara-mae Posts: 790
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    bobbyd wrote: »
    Ahhaaa, there was talk of the grassy nolan at the time

    :D so funny, hahaha , best one so far
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    vodkamargarinevodkamargarine Posts: 1,777
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    Montgomery Burns shot, who done it? No, not Maggie Simpson, Jim Davidson of course!!
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    Bev75Bev75 Posts: 1,588
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    Montgomery Burns shot, who done it? No, not Maggie Simpson, Jim Davidson of course!!

    LOL!!!!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,525
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    quasimoron wrote: »
    The truth is bitter.
    Bev75 wrote: »
    Jims fault that is.

    :D:D
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    Cara-maeCara-mae Posts: 790
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    :D
    Bev75 wrote: »
    Wile E. Coyote's Acme Rockets failing... Jims Fault.

    :D another good one :D:D
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    Bev75Bev75 Posts: 1,588
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    Cara-mae wrote: »
    :D

    :D another good one :D:D

    Ta, I think this is my favourite thread of the series haha :D
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    loey_yyloey_yy Posts: 435
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    Oh my God, they killed Kenny !!!! Jim's fault
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    Bev75Bev75 Posts: 1,588
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    loey_yy wrote: »
    Oh my God, they killed Kenny !!!! Jim's fault

    Belly laughing here, omg LOL :D:D:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,525
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    Bev75 wrote: »
    Ta, I think this is my favourite thread of the series haha :D

    Me too and Lindas exit songs is another funny one
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    vodkamargarinevodkamargarine Posts: 1,777
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    I just broke a nail, guess who's fault?
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