It's been relatively quiet for the 'happy couple' recently.
Noticed earlier in the DM that another ex (who's not allowed to talk about Simon) has made a point of publicly getting her 'SC' tattoo removed over supposedly 'falling out' over Silverman's pregnancy.
Must be terrible to pose outside with your phone before and be snapped, and they are there again afterwards. Must be awful having no privacy. Looks like she's used to that sort of situation.
I saw that too - Can't believe you are the only one on this forum to mention it.
In an otherwise gut wrenchingly awful interview (Piers M's fault not Clary's) this stood out as an absolute highlight. Morgan definitely skating on thin ice there!!:p:p
In an otherwise gut wrenchingly awful interview (Piers M's fault not Clary's) this stood out as an absolute highlight. Morgan definitely skating on thin ice there!!:p:p
Maybe Simon was watching. Heard on Gem fm this morning Simon is planning a quiet wedding after the baby is born to please his mum
Maybe Simon was watching. Heard on Gem fm this morning Simon is planning a quiet wedding after the baby is born to please his mum
Hmm, was the Daily Mail too full of its quota of billy bullshit from the mothership of all bullshittery to scoop this story?
Piers can skate on thin ice more often, lol. There's absolutely nothing wrong with the entire world taking a jab at Mr Squarehead every now and then. If we're forced to endure this TV programmes, his music empire, his wretched yachts pushed in our faces and his neverending eyerolls and huffing anytime a gay man goes near the X Factor stage then I'm sure he can withstand a few rainbow innuendos from Piers.
Surprisingly quiet thread given that the little xfactor kid was born a few days back .
Anyone remember cowell doing an interview with the bbc day after a BGT final (or was it X factor ??) blurting on about how he has plans to take the X factor to Vegas and make it PPV online or something. Presumably all this came out his anus and never went back in again ?
Looks like Terri Seymour in that first pic so, Sinitta is there but no Mish?. I wonder what happened with Jackie she is never pictured with him or the "in crowd" these days
I am not too worried about Simon's private life - although his harem of women who never tell tales has always seemed a little forced.
However what's more scarey is how he has turned 5 pretty boys with average singing abilities who got beaten by Tesco Mary most weeks in the X factor vote into a billion pound money making machine and the apparent 'next Beatles'.
Terrible analogy but it shows how easy it could be one day for a dictator to come along one day and so easily turn minds and public opinion.
it's time x factor ended. been going for 10 years and only a small handful have had success from it. usually the winners are forgotten about by the time the next one comes on.
Right on total cue for X Factor season to start, the Fail (I skirted the main showbiz headlines page for about 20 seconds) is suddenly filled with Simon and Lureen time once more, pointlessly papped on a theme park ride, more baby talk and other X Factor-related nonsense. I'm sure the papers also just like saying Versani-Versini Thingy because they think it makes them sound cool and intelligent, instead of a set of paid-off gimboloids.
So 5 DM Simon stories today plus bonus Sinitta and some PR guy with gropey hands. As if we needed to know. And it'll be like this until Christmas. >:(:p
All these pictures of Simon (please put a bloody shirt on, for god's sake, you flabby lump) and Lauren..... why is he never actually making eye contact with the poor woman?
The one time he does (with sunglasses on!), the DM actually put "the look of love" in their dimwitted photo caption.
Why do they always feel the need to do a mini photo shoot for the paps? They always look unnatural to me... like they see the paps and think 'quick, we better stop and kiss [awkwardly] for them... look how in love we are... still'. He's like a z-list celeb at times
Why do they always feel the need to do a mini photo shoot for the paps? They always look unnatural to me... like they see the paps and think 'quick, we better stop and kiss [awkwardly] for them... look how in love we are... still'. He's like a z-list celeb at times
All these pictures of Simon (please put a bloody shirt on, for god's sake, you flabby lump) and Lauren..... why is he never actually making eye contact with the poor woman?
The one time he does (with sunglasses on!), the DM actually put "the look of love" in their dimwitted photo caption.
Indeed.
It's always the Fail at front and centre of this thing.
Laying odds on the next inevitable Lureen 'effortlessly chic' caption/headline.
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Must be terrible to pose outside with your phone before and be snapped, and they are there again afterwards. Must be awful having no privacy. Looks like she's used to that sort of situation.
In an otherwise gut wrenchingly awful interview (Piers M's fault not Clary's) this stood out as an absolute highlight. Morgan definitely skating on thin ice there!!:p:p
Maybe too subtle for others to appreciate the irony
Maybe Simon was watching. Heard on Gem fm this morning Simon is planning a quiet wedding after the baby is born to please his mum
Hmm, was the Daily Mail too full of its quota of billy bullshit from the mothership of all bullshittery to scoop this story?
Piers can skate on thin ice more often, lol. There's absolutely nothing wrong with the entire world taking a jab at Mr Squarehead every now and then. If we're forced to endure this TV programmes, his music empire, his wretched yachts pushed in our faces and his neverending eyerolls and huffing anytime a gay man goes near the X Factor stage then I'm sure he can withstand a few rainbow innuendos from Piers.
Anyone remember cowell doing an interview with the bbc day after a BGT final (or was it X factor ??) blurting on about how he has plans to take the X factor to Vegas and make it PPV online or something. Presumably all this came out his anus and never went back in again ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2732725/Shirtless-Simon-Cowell-girlfriend-Lauren-Silverman-public-display-affection-Saint-Tropez.html
Interesting pic at the end of this article...
Looks like Terri Seymour in that first pic so, Sinitta is there but no Mish?. I wonder what happened with Jackie she is never pictured with him or the "in crowd" these days
it's time x factor ended. been going for 10 years and only a small handful have had success from it. usually the winners are forgotten about by the time the next one comes on.
So 5 DM Simon stories today plus bonus Sinitta and some PR guy with gropey hands. As if we needed to know. And it'll be like this until Christmas. >:(:p
The one time he does (with sunglasses on!), the DM actually put "the look of love" in their dimwitted photo caption.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2734448/Simon-Cowell-reveals-sweeter-girlfriend-Lauren-Silverman-share-date-smooch-St-Tropez.html
What makes me laugh about this one http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2733080/Simon-Cowell-cosies-Lauren-Silverman-Saint-Tropez-escape-flaunts-incredible-figure-revealing-LBD.html is that for a second you start to buy it... until the angle of the pics is changed in the last photo and you see the crowd of paps in front of them (whilst Paul looks like he's giving them instructions...
What a charade. All the passion of a wet fish. Paul looks to be enjoying himself though
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2735972/Cheryl-Fernandez-Versini-wears-smart-dress-X-Factor-2014-launch-reveals-shes-having-bad-day.html
Silverman posing solo on the red carpet like she's a celeb lol
Silverman? Who's that? What's that?
Indeed.
It's always the Fail at front and centre of this thing.
Laying odds on the next inevitable Lureen 'effortlessly chic' caption/headline.