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  • Fairyprincess0Fairyprincess0 Posts: 30,061
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    Mudbox wrote: »
    was the cat not feline to good?

    what shade is 'dead cat'?? Not sure if that would sell much..

    I know dead parrots a nowegian blue...
  • Bex_123Bex_123 Posts: 10,783
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    IT is about one- of us posted a comical thread.. hope it cheered some people up.
    to much doom and gloom imo in this forum.

    Oh so it was a joke? You never know on here ;)
  • JurassicMarkJurassicMark Posts: 12,852
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    Bex_123 wrote: »
    Oh so it was a joke? You never know on here ;)

    Joke my arse, he's played the 'I was drunk when I posted something stupid' card.
  • zoepaulpennyzoepaulpenny Posts: 15,951
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    Joke my arse, he's played the 'I was drunk when I posted something stupid' card.

    :):):):):):) if it made you smile then my job was completed.
  • JurassicMarkJurassicMark Posts: 12,852
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    :):):):):):) if it made you smile then my job was completed.

    Whether that was your intention or not, this thread did make me smile. :)
  • zoepaulpennyzoepaulpenny Posts: 15,951
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    Whether that was your intention or not, this thread did make me smile. :)

    thank you..:)
  • bri160356bri160356 Posts: 5,147
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    IT is about one- of us posted a comical thread.. hope it cheered some people up.
    to much doom and gloom imo in this forum.

    Too right!

    ...............if we can’t have a laugh it’s time for the ‘box’. :D
  • Gordie1Gordie1 Posts: 6,993
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    shaddler wrote: »
    I love it. Every time I walk into my living room the walls are different colour.

    Actually the walls are always Black, but change colour when observed.:D
  • An ThropologistAn Thropologist Posts: 39,854
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    bri160356 wrote: »
    It depends what colour the paint actually is!

    10 litres of Black paint is actually 12 litres,..... conversely, 10 litres of white paint is only 8 litres.

    10 litres of ‘striped paint’ can be anything from 7 to 13 litres.

    Indeed and when it comes to tartan paint there is more than will even fit in the tin
  • An ThropologistAn Thropologist Posts: 39,854
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    Paint comes in two units of volume:

    1) not quite enough, such that you have to make out that the two-tone effect was entirely intentional and not due to you being a cheapskate and thinking those two tins of bargain end-of-line colour would be enough. e2a: yes the cupboard has to stay there, the patch behind it is deliberate to make a proper completed feng shui.

    2) enough that you have to pretend that the unused tins are actually novelty doorstops and of course building statues from them is also a thing, how could you not know that?



    Are the colours fast? Be careful when answering that or you might end up not knowing where the walls actually are...

    :D>:(:D>:(
    This is both annoyingly accurate and very funny because it is so annoyingly accurate.
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