The World's Worst Jokes.................
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Did you hear about the woman with 5 legs?
Her knickers fitted her like a glove.....BAHDUM-TSS!:eek:
Her knickers fitted her like a glove.....BAHDUM-TSS!:eek:
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He hasn't got much choice, someone has stolen his ID!
I'm here all week................:rolleyes:
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01534/Jedward-2_1534212c.jpg
A: Because he was trying to find Pooh!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He had to report to work at KFC.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth to a calf?
Decafinated
He went!:D:o
"Hairless Fister" hits the shelves next Monday!:eek::eek::D
snort, giggle
Lickalotapus
"Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "It's Michael O' Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing," says Sean. "Here's one named Patrick O' Toole. It says here that he was 95 when he died."
Just then, Seamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145!"
"What was his name?" asks Paddy.
Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker and exclaims: "Miles, from Dublin.":D
*Badum-tsssh!*
I heard it on the radio just now, but it's probably better spoken than it is written down.
The moral of this story? Those who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
My wife just accused me of having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. How could she say such a thing....
.... or......
Last time I saw that many miners being pulled out of the ground was when they dug up Fred Wests garden.
.... or ....
Don't you think it's about time that we buried all these miners jokes.
“Debra, I’ve never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off.”
Debra replied, “Could you jack off, I have a terrible headache.”
It was an iron bar.
3 blondes walk into a bar.
You would've thought one of them would've seen it?
"Heck," replied Sid, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
*Groans* :rolleyes:
'Robin get into the Batmobile'
his funeral?
Basement Jaxx - where's you head at
Last week in B & Q i was was being pressured
by a salesman, he asked me what my favourite style
of tile was, i said Errectile
That shut the ****er up
Whats worse than seeing a Miley Cyrus DVD in your
best mates room?
Not having a half empty box of tissues next to
it
too soon?