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Maybe Sharon is returning to reform The Banned with Ian?

felixrexfelixrex Posts: 7,307
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Some of you may recall that Sharon and Ian, amongst others, were both members of a totally cool band back in the 80s, named, wittily, The Banned. Perhaps this is the real reason Sharon is set to return to Walford? If Sharon and Ian reunite, and get Phil, Shirley, Alfie and Billy in on the action, I think they could give the youngsters of today a run for their money.

Here's Grant, revealing to his wife Sharon that he's discovered her secret, and playing it to shocked customers in the pub. No, not her affair with Phil, her other dark secret - The Banned!

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 29,701
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    Maybe they'll recruit Whitney & Tyler. Perhaps Alice and Joey Branning too :D
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    IanMandyIanMandy Posts: 14,893
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    Ian and Sharon- what a duet!
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    EastieEndersEastieEnders Posts: 843
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    I can see their first single - 'Grandmama do the Hump' feat. MC PolkaDot.
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    IanMandyIanMandy Posts: 14,893
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    EastieEnders wrote: »
    I can see their first single - 'Grandmama do the Hump' feat. MC PolkaDot.

    Kat Moon should join with her vocals.

    And Kim Fox's bongo drums wouldn't go amiss either
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    felixrexfelixrex Posts: 7,307
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    IanMandy wrote: »
    Kat Moon should join with her vocals.

    And Kim Fox's bongo drums wouldn't go amiss either

    Kim could do the rap verse - Walford's very own Lil' Kim
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    EastieEndersEastieEnders Posts: 843
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    IanMandy wrote: »
    Kat Moon should join with her vocals.

    And Kim Fox's bongo drums wouldn't go amiss either

    Remix Version which includes Patrick. "Yeah, Man!"
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 29,701
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    Peggy needs to be brought back just to throw in some phrases such as "get outta my band!". And they really need Dot to end their songs with "Ooh, I say!"
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    EastieEndersEastieEnders Posts: 843
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    maurice45 wrote: »
    Peggy needs to be brought back just to throw in some phrases such as "get outta my band!". And they really need Dot to end their songs with "Ooh, I say!"

    Peggy could also do a duet with Derek "We are (not) Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaamily"
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    EastieEnders wrote: »
    Peggy could also do a duet with Derek "We are (not) Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaamily"

    Haha! :D She could also perform her own rendition of "Let it Burn" featuring Kim.
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    broadshoulderbroadshoulder Posts: 18,758
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    Oh frigging Sharon! I am sick of the bloody woman already!:mad:
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    felixrexfelixrex Posts: 7,307
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    broadshoulder wrote: »
    Oh frigging Sharon! I am sick of the bloody woman already!:mad:

    I'd hate to see your reaction when she actually returns then
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    meechyemoomeechyemoo Posts: 659
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    something outta nothing was actually a good song
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    EastieEndersEastieEnders Posts: 843
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    maurice45 wrote: »
    Haha! :D She could also perform her own rendition of "Let it Burn" featuring Kim.

    Jean, Mo and Carol present their new Music Video "(Over 50) Single Ladies"

    Imagine the Leotards :o Shudder...
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    IanMandyIanMandy Posts: 14,893
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    EastieEnders wrote: »
    Jean, Mo and Carol present their new Music Video "(Over 50) Single Ladies"

    Imagine the Leotards :o Shudder...

    Oh gosh no.

    I can imagine Derek leering at a certain over 50 in a leotard...
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    thejoyof_patthejoyof_pat Posts: 30,753
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    felixrex wrote: »
    Some of you may recall that Sharon and Ian, amongst others, were both members of a totally cool band back in the 80s, named, wittily, The Banned. Perhaps this is the real reason Sharon is set to return to Walford? If Sharon and Ian reunite, and get Phil, Shirley, Alfie and Billy in on the action, I think they could give the youngsters of today a run for their money.

    Here's Grant, revealing to his wife Sharon that he's discovered her secret, and playing it to shocked customers in the pub. No, not her affair with Phil, her other dark secret - The Banned!

    I think you're making something outta nothing ;)
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    mrs.deschanelmrs.deschanel Posts: 3,545
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    Weren't they called The Banned because they blew the fuses in the Vic and Den banned them? I feel sooo old.
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    seriously lolling here.:D:D

    Imagine a band made up of Ian, Sharon ... and as someone said... Phil, Shirley, Alfie and Billy. I would tune in. This has GOT to happen!!:D
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    IanMandyIanMandy Posts: 14,893
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    thejoyof_pat wrote: »
    I think you're making something outta nothing ;)

    Just had this vision of Sharon turned rock goddess; a combo of Mary Smith and Zsa Zsa Carter
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    valdvald Posts: 46,057
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    They were the worst thing about 80s Eastenders...so boring and cringy.
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    thejoyof_patthejoyof_pat Posts: 30,753
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    IanMandy wrote: »
    Just had this vision of Sharon turned rock goddess; a combo of Mary Smith and Zsa Zsa Carter

    She left EE in the best way ever! Giving the Square the Vs! ahahaha
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    is she coming summer?
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