Lady had a piss in Sainsbury's earlier

Grade A LadGrade A Lad Posts: 228
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:eek: Honestly, what is wrong with some people! I was in Sainsburys getting some stuff for dinner later and whilst at the checkout this older bigger lady about 2 tills left of me stood there and just had a piss! It just started pouring out of her dress. She didnt even blink an eyelid and just went through the checkout as if nothing happened?! Some poor sod will have to clean up her piss :mad: I expect things like this in Asda and Lidl but not Sainsburys
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  • Grade A LadGrade A Lad Posts: 228
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    vinba wrote: »
    Perhaps she was shoplifting a cartoon of apple juice and it burst?

    :D I suppose thats a little more acceptable
  • BillyCasperBillyCasper Posts: 1,421
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    Are people who shop in Sainsburys means tested on bladder control before allowed entry?
  • SentenzaSentenza Posts: 12,114
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    [ ] Happened
    [X] Didn't happen.
  • FieldfareFieldfare Posts: 2,739
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    You joined yesterday and this happened today, what a fantastic coincidence OP, how lucky and what an amazing tale!!!! :eek: I wish I had such an interesting life, thanks for sharing. Kisses.
  • HogzillaHogzilla Posts: 24,116
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    Think I saw her in Lidls earlier.
  • Grade A LadGrade A Lad Posts: 228
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    Sentenza wrote: »
    [ ] Happened
    [X] Didn't happen.

    Well it did happen because I just saw it. :rolleyes:
  • Grade A LadGrade A Lad Posts: 228
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    Fieldfare wrote: »
    You joined yesterday and this happened today, what a fantastic coincidence OP, how lucky and what an amazing tale!!!! :eek: I wish I had such an interesting life, thanks for sharing. Kisses.

    Ive seen people wee themselves a lot actually around here. Its a shit area. But not in an actual shop before.
  • SentenzaSentenza Posts: 12,114
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    Well it did happen because I just saw it. :rolleyes:

    Course it did pat pat.

    I might have believed it more if you had said Asda.
  • Madridista23Madridista23 Posts: 9,422
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    Fieldfare wrote: »
    You joined yesterday and this happened today, what a fantastic coincidence OP, how lucky and what an amazing tale!!!! :eek: I wish I had such an interesting life, thanks for sharing. Kisses.
    This......... ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ We have a Troll in the making. :cool:
  • HogzillaHogzilla Posts: 24,116
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    Sentenza wrote: »
    Course it did pat pat.

    I might have believed it more if you had said Asda.

    Incontinence is a prerequisite for shopping in ASDA.:D
  • November_RainNovember_Rain Posts: 9,145
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    Hogzilla wrote: »
    Think I saw her in Lidls earlier.

    I was going to post the same thing. :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 18,013
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    Tell them the one about the anus, OP. That gets the juices flowing on here. :cool:
  • CruachanCruachan Posts: 7,211
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    Ive seen people wee themselves a lot actually around here. Its a shit area. ....

    Oh, you have actual "areas" for it, then? Rather than "conveniences", I mean.
  • FieldfareFieldfare Posts: 2,739
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    Ive seen people wee themselves a lot actually around here. Its a shit area. But not in an actual shop before.

    Shit or piss area?

    Are you a toilet attendant?
  • Grade A LadGrade A Lad Posts: 228
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    This......... ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ We have a Troll in the making. :cool:

    If I was a troll I would have said she took a shit in the store
  • Pistol WhipPistol Whip Posts: 9,677
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    I don't believe you.
  • HogzillaHogzilla Posts: 24,116
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    I wonder if Grade A Lad is interested in keeping baby dolphins?
  • Grade A LadGrade A Lad Posts: 228
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    I don't believe you.

    Cool :)
  • Grade A LadGrade A Lad Posts: 228
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    Hogzilla wrote: »
    I wonder if Grade A Lad is interested in keeping baby dolphins?

    Eh? :confused:
  • _radioamerica_radioamerica Posts: 4,921
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    Maybe you shouldn't be shopping in scrubby sainsburys?
  • AzagothAzagoth Posts: 10,169
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    :eek: Honestly, what is wrong with some people! I was in Sainsburys getting some stuff for dinner later and whilst at the checkout this older bigger lady about 2 tills left of me stood there and just had a piss! It just started pouring out of her dress. She didnt even blink an eyelid and just went through the checkout as if nothing happened?! Some poor sod will have to clean up her piss :mad: I expect things like this in Asda and Lidl but not Sainsburys

    No she didn't. You're making stuff up on the internet.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,459
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    was it an old lady ?
  • _radioamerica_radioamerica Posts: 4,921
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    Eh? :confused:

    Do you have an angel friend?
  • Grade A LadGrade A Lad Posts: 228
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    Maybe you shouldn't be shopping in scrubby sainsburys?

    But thats the thing, I thought Sainsburys was better than the other supermarkets except maybe Marks and Spencers food section which is lovely :)
  • Grade A LadGrade A Lad Posts: 228
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    Muffin999 wrote: »
    was it an old lady ?

    In her 50s I would say?
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