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Whats all this about a blazing inferno at the Rovers?!

JimothyDJimothyD Posts: 8,868
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...and 2 fatalities :O

That's the news I've been hearing! OMG!

When is this supposed to happen and who are the runners and riders to be caught out by the flames?

That street will be unrecognisable, what with loads of people having had their gaffs redecorated, and now the Rovers burning to the ground! Its as though it's a TV set and they're just doing all this to gloss over the fact they're moving location!

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    mo mousemo mouse Posts: 38,764
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    I would assume that Leanne would be chief suspect. After all, she has form for arranging the burning down of her restaurant to make a fraudulent insurance claim. The two bit brass.
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    NathanJohnsonNathanJohnson Posts: 2,672
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    mo mouse wrote: »
    I would assume that Leanne would be chief suspect. After all, she has form for arranging the burning down of her restaurant to make a fraudulent insurance claim. The two bit brass.

    Yeah but knowing Leanne she will still get off with it and still act like she is above everyone else.
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    simonipswichsimonipswich Posts: 1,803
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    Sinita goes up in flames along with someone else, could be Stella as well.
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    Shazla09Shazla09 Posts: 29,337
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    Bet it's Karl.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,035
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    JimothyDJimothyD Posts: 8,868
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    I think Evas big boobies will experience massive friction somehow, causing them to burst in to flames, taking the Rovers with them.
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    coolercooler Posts: 13,024
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    mo mouse wrote: »
    I would assume that Leanne would be chief suspect. After all, she has form for arranging the burning down of her restaurant to make a fraudulent insurance claim. The two bit brass.

    She's turned over a new leaf. Also that was Paul Claytons idea, not Leannes.
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    mo mousemo mouse Posts: 38,764
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    cooler wrote: »
    She's turned over a new leaf. Also that was Paul Claytons idea, not Leannes.

    Fire starter. Twisted fire starter. I suppose it's asking too much for Simon The Brat's hair to catch fire.
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    Irma BuntIrma Bunt Posts: 1,847
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    mo mouse wrote: »
    I would assume that Leanne would be chief suspect. After all, she has form for arranging the burning down of her restaurant to make a fraudulent insurance claim. The two bit brass.

    Have you copyrighted the phrase "two bit brass" or something? Your repertoire seems very limited, otherwise.
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    Hound of LoveHound of Love Posts: 80,138
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    Sinita goes up in flames along with someone else, could be Stella as well.

    The second victim will probably be a random extra (similar to the anti-climax that was "man in a car" dying in the tram crash)...or maybe Gloria's new fella.
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    NathanJohnsonNathanJohnson Posts: 2,672
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    mo mouse wrote: »
    Fire starter. Twisted fire starter. I suppose it's asking too much for Simon The Brat's hair to catch fire.

    Leave Simon alone! He is a legend!
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    Owen19Owen19 Posts: 13,198
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    Stella won't die, she stays the landlady after the fire.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 53,142
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    Sinita goes up in flames along with someone else, could be Stella as well.

    no,its Hayley
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    mo mousemo mouse Posts: 38,764
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    Leave Simon alone! He is a legend!

    Et tu, NJ.
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    Hound of LoveHound of Love Posts: 80,138
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    Ownnnn wrote: »
    Stella won't die, she stays the landlady after the fire.

    So relieved that the "Michelle to be the new landlady" rumours turned out to be false!

    The legend that is Stella will still have punters round the back!
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    J-BJ-B Posts: 18,615
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    Can see it now, the pub in flames, everyone fleeing the building, then finally they are all outside. After a few shots of different groups of the cast... Eva realises that Stella isn't there. "Mum... MUM?!" she cries out. The news spreads through the residents that Stella is still inside the building. Firefighters burst into the pub only to find Stella trying to drag Sunita's lifeless body through the raging inferno in the back for a cuppa.

    :D
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    mo mousemo mouse Posts: 38,764
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    A casualty count of Leanne, Simon and Horrible Eileen would be very acceptable indeed. I wonder if her pathetic fireman boyfriend will rescue anyone.
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    upsykimsyupsykimsy Posts: 1,857
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    Can we have a Peggy Mitchell cameo? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flLEgh_0TIQ

    <as a random note, my mother's starting to look remarkably like Mrs Mitchell. It's quite scary>
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    big danbig dan Posts: 7,878
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    J-B wrote: »
    Can see it now, the pub in flames, everyone fleeing the building, then finally they are all outside. After a few shots of different groups of the cast... Eva realises that Stella isn't there. "Mum... MUM?!" she cries out. The news spreads through the residents that Stella is still inside the building. Firefighters burst into the pub only to find Stella trying to drag Sunita's lifeless body through the raging inferno in the back for a cuppa.

    :D

    Haha this genuinely made me laugh out loud. I thought you were going for the St Stella saves slutty Sunita angle... I much prefer your idea! :D
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    RobRob Posts: 4,171
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    I didn't know it was two dead people!

    Random car drivers need to stay away from Coronation Street next month then. :D
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    pixiegirl123pixiegirl123 Posts: 15,894
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    RobInnes wrote: »
    I didn't know it was two dead people!

    Random car drivers need to stay away from Coronation Street next month then. :D

    :D:D:D
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    simonipswichsimonipswich Posts: 1,803
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    Orangemaid wrote: »
    no,its Hayley

    Could be but her contract isn't up until later in the year.
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