Hey maybe you can answer me 2 things I've always wanted to know about dyslexia.
1. How do they know the person who first had dyslexia didn't read it wrong and actually mean "lesdyxia"?:p
2. Does a dyslexic person in the pay and display, wondering where to put the car, ask where their meant to crap?:o:p
PMSL! Especially the last one 'cause a couple of weeks ago as asked directions to the nearest "ParCark"
No, it's not just writen, me gobs dyslexic as well
PMSL! Especially the last one 'cause a couple of weeks ago as asked directions to the nearest "ParCark"
No, it's not just writen, me gobs dyslexic as well
LOL! ParCark. You're on fire tonight what with your "profits" and what have you lol :D
It is a year to the day that I first set eyes on my Jude. It was across a bustling Sunday service, not one parishioner under the age of 84. The heady aroma of TCP and Fixodent hung in the air and the church rang with the sound of zimmer frames moving en masse. It was that very day my Rev. converted me. Yes people, I used to be a lesbian. Today we renew our vows skillfully scribed by the poet of the soap forums, Xynaria.
As my friend Mary used to say
Before she sadly passed away
Marriage is not a passing fad
Some whim perchance that may turn bad
But rather a deep and powerful bond
You only declare if you belong
Truly to your chosen mate
Without any kind of sell by date
You are for them, they are for you
Joined together whatever you do.
*Fluffy* and Jude are one such match
Who see each other as a perfect catch
A year ago by chance they met
And since then they haven't been parted yet
People come and people go
But soul mates hardly ever show
So when they do you must clasp them close
And show them that they mean the most
The time has hurtled into view
When now their vows they must renew
No less than the Big Chap will read these vows
That give the means the where's the hows
That rule the way they live their love
And keep them bound by the heavens above
They swear to keep each others desires and dreams
Satisfied by any means
And just like other explorers learn
No stone or crevice will remain unturned
The search is on for the deepest kind
Of love that rules the body and mind
Lets raise a glass to this exemplary pair
Who's passion has a fervent air
That spreads to all within their sphere
From far away to very near
There's books to come for helping all
Achieve the desire that's wall to wall
And never tires of being renewed
and sometimes even might be lewd
But always has it's roots in faith
And never nears a fall from grace.
To another year of wedded bliss, thank you [highlight]♥[/highlight]†Saint Jude†[highlight]♥[/highlight]
Hi all and Fluffy!
It's really me!!
Just letting you all know that your comments (good or bad) are much appreciated. Fingers crossed (and god willing!) you'll be seeing a bit more of Jude as the year goes on. Please keep up the support then we can all enjoy whatever happens next!!!! TRJW.X
Hi all and Fluffy!
It's really me!!
Just letting you all know that your comments (good or bad) are much appreciated. Fingers crossed (and god willing!) you'll be seeing a bit more of Jude as the year goes on. Please keep up the support then we can all enjoy whatever happens next!!!! TRJW.X
Hi Andy good to see such a thoroughly credible low key entry
We've laid out some rubber sheeting and guttering specially for you.............:D
Hi all and Fluffy!
It's really me!!
Just letting you all know that your comments (good or bad) are much appreciated. Fingers crossed (and god willing!) you'll be seeing a bit more of Jude as the year goes on. Please keep up the support then we can all enjoy whatever happens next!!!! TRJW.X
Comments
Aw you take all the fun away from it you do
Oh, a "bra"! I thought he'd gone to the pub. Bloody dyslexia :rolleyes:
Sorry. Can't help it. Am a bu*ger!
you're a burger???
1. How do they know the person who first had dyslexia didn't read it wrong and actually mean "lesdyxia"?:p
2. Does a dyslexic person in the pay and display, wondering where to put the car, ask where their meant to crap?:o:p
No, it's not just writen, me gobs dyslexic as well
LOL! ParCark. You're on fire tonight what with your "profits" and what have you lol
It is a year to the day that I first set eyes on my Jude. It was across a bustling Sunday service, not one parishioner under the age of 84. The heady aroma of TCP and Fixodent hung in the air and the church rang with the sound of zimmer frames moving en masse. It was that very day my Rev. converted me. Yes people, I used to be a lesbian. Today we renew our vows skillfully scribed by the poet of the soap forums, Xynaria.
As my friend Mary used to say
Before she sadly passed away
Marriage is not a passing fad
Some whim perchance that may turn bad
But rather a deep and powerful bond
You only declare if you belong
Truly to your chosen mate
Without any kind of sell by date
You are for them, they are for you
Joined together whatever you do.
*Fluffy* and Jude are one such match
Who see each other as a perfect catch
A year ago by chance they met
And since then they haven't been parted yet
People come and people go
But soul mates hardly ever show
So when they do you must clasp them close
And show them that they mean the most
The time has hurtled into view
When now their vows they must renew
No less than the Big Chap will read these vows
That give the means the where's the hows
That rule the way they live their love
And keep them bound by the heavens above
They swear to keep each others desires and dreams
Satisfied by any means
And just like other explorers learn
No stone or crevice will remain unturned
The search is on for the deepest kind
Of love that rules the body and mind
Lets raise a glass to this exemplary pair
Who's passion has a fervent air
That spreads to all within their sphere
From far away to very near
There's books to come for helping all
Achieve the desire that's wall to wall
And never tires of being renewed
and sometimes even might be lewd
But always has it's roots in faith
And never nears a fall from grace.
To another year of wedded bliss, thank you [highlight]♥[/highlight]†Saint Jude†[highlight]♥[/highlight]
Way too good not to post twice
That's nothing! I've just accidentally text a fiver to Satan
HA HA HA!!!!
you crack me up you do!
It's really me!!
Just letting you all know that your comments (good or bad) are much appreciated. Fingers crossed (and god willing!) you'll be seeing a bit more of Jude as the year goes on. Please keep up the support then we can all enjoy whatever happens next!!!! TRJW.X
We've laid out some rubber sheeting and guttering specially for you.............:D
Wot..and be a killjoy type of geezer ..blimey :eek:
at the risk of being incredibly cheesy....
Hey Jude!