Lego is a tool of Satan

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  • BlueEyedMrsPBlueEyedMrsP Posts: 12,178
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    Saw the title and thought "Huh????"

    But yes, yes it is.

    And plugs, them too.

    I would like to nominate little toy cars and marbles to this list. :D
  • CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    If I were Beelzebub, Lego is exactly how I'd take over the world. If anyone spotted my B52 bomber of death, I'd just disassemble it and turn it into a supertanker and dribble deadly diesel marmite over the atlantic.
  • agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    I loved the Lego movie...

    It'd spoil it a bit if I found out that Satan had been involved at any stage...
  • stoatiestoatie Posts: 78,106
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    Et in Arcadia Lego.
  • getzlsgetzls Posts: 4,007
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    Standing on Lego eh!
    Worse than giving birth I would say.
  • Regis MagnaeRegis Magnae Posts: 6,810
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    I wonder what he makes of the pirate sets.
  • Rowan HedgeRowan Hedge Posts: 3,861
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    dee123 wrote: »

    I thought priests were too busy to pontificate because they are thinking about the altar boys.:D

    I wonder if he has stuck a piece up his arse, well priests like to be kinky.
  • edExedEx Posts: 13,460
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    If I were Beelzebub, Lego is exactly how I'd take over the world. If anyone spotted my B52 bomber of death, I'd just disassemble it and turn it into a supertanker and dribble deadly diesel marmite over the atlantic.
    Baal Zeboul, the actual Philistine idol deity the Israelites derided as Baal Zebub (Lord of the Flies, basically calling him a piece of dung), was a god of healing. Handy to have around if you've trodden on some Lego I would think :)

    Maybe this priest is onto something....
  • lemoncurdlemoncurd Posts: 57,778
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    Bought my nephews two bottles of Beelzebubbles recently. Daren't think what he feels about those.
  • sofieellissofieellis Posts: 10,327
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    I'm guessing he's never seen one of my favourite websites then:

    The Brick Testament :D
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