Hollyoaks incestfest

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I was watching some old clips of HO today and was thinking about how much partner / family swapping goes on. It's insane. The following list has all occured in the last 12 years.


Helen Richardson marries Gordon Cunningham
making
Mandy Richardson, Lewis Richardson, Max Cunningham and Cindy Cunningham step siblings
Tom Cunningham is their half sibling.

Frankie Dean marries Jack Osbourne
making
Steph, Jake, Debbie and Craig Dean the step siblings of Darren and Ruth Osbourne.

Jack Osbourne and Dawn Cunningham = Beth Cunningham
Beth is the half sister of Ruth and Darren, the neice of Cindy, Max and Tom.

Ruth Osbourne marries Lewis Richardson

Helen Cunningham has affair with Tony Hutchinson
- Daughter Mandy Richardson marries Tony Hutchinson
- Step-daughter Cindy Cunningham marries Tony Hutchinson

Jake Dean marries Becca Hayton
Jake Dean marries Nancy Hayton, Beccas sister
Nancy Hayton is engaged to Darren Osbourne, Jakes step-brother

Steph Dean dates Darren Osbourne
Debbie Dean dates Darren Osbourne
Darren, Debbie and Steph become step-siblings

Cindy Cunningham dates/sleeps with Darren Osbourne

Tony Hutchinson dates Jacqui McQueen, sleeps with Mercedes and Theresa McQueen
Dom Reilly (Tony's brother) marries Tina McQueen
Tina McQueen has a baby with Russ Owen
Russ Owen marries Mercedes McQueen
Mercedes McQueen sleeps with Kris Fisher, marries Malachy Fisher
Mercedes sleeps with Calvin whos married to Carmel McQueen, Theresa McQueen has his baby
Craig Dean dates Sarah Barnes and John Paul McQueen
John Paul McQueen sleeps with Hannah Ashworth
Hannah Ashworth marries Darren Osbourne
Darren Osbourne has children with Suzanne Ashworth
Rhys Ashworth dates Sarah Barnes, sleeps with her Mum
Rhys Ashworth dates Mercedes McQueen, marries Jacqui McQueen
Rhys Ashworth sleeps with sister Beth
Suzanne Aswhorth sleeps with brother-in-law Noel.

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  • lulu glulu g Posts: 52,649
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    It's weird and it's seedy, but it's not incest (apart from Rhys and Beth).
  • priscillapriscilla Posts: 34,370
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    lulu g wrote: »
    It's weird and it's seedy, but it's not incest (apart from Rhys and Beth).

    i remember rhys and beth and they still slept together knowing that they were related it was errr
  • KiskinKiskin Posts: 6,280
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    Blimey! when you put it like that it is a bit crazy :eek:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 322
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    Ahaaa, it's a small world ;)
  • lulu glulu g Posts: 52,649
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    priscilla wrote: »
    i remember rhys and beth and they still slept together knowing that they were related it was errr
    That's why I said 'apart from Rhys and Beth'.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 115
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    I completely forgot about Rhys and Beth, so has he by the looks of things. I'm surprised Gilly hasn't mentioned it when Rhys is calling him a rapist in a "well at least I haven't...." kind of way.
  • GilaGoraGilaGora Posts: 1,191
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    Just wait until Riley and Mitzeee get it on (bound to happen).
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 145
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    Oh Riley and Mitzeee are definitely gonna happen at some point. I am actually looking forward to that storyline so much as I love both characters and I will be interested to see how the writers go about it.
  • davedubdavedub Posts: 8,826
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    GilaGora wrote: »
    Just wait until Riley and Mitzeee get it on (bound to happen).

    I hope that doesnt happen, I wasnt keen on that in Laters, 3rd or 4th cousins they are still related down the line!!!!
  • GilashGilash Posts: 7,137
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    davedub wrote: »
    I hope that doesnt happen, I wasnt keen on that in Laters, 3rd or 4th cousins they are still related down the line!!!!

    I hope it does not happen either, I would love to see Riley get together with Lynsey, think they would make a good couple.:)
  • lulu glulu g Posts: 52,649
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    I don't want to see Riley and Mitzeee get together either, although I'm sure they will. It may not be legally incest, but it would be downright weird and a bit seedy, since they have pretty much been brought up together as family.
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    lulu g wrote: »
    I don't want to see Riley and Mitzeee get together either, although I'm sure they will. It may not be legally incest, but it would be downright weird and a bit seedy, since they have pretty much been brought up together as family.

    I'm always a bit confused when they mention the fact they knew each other so well as kids. Didn't Mitzeee's mum hate Heidi for stealing Carl? So why would they spend a lot of time together with their kids?
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    priscilla wrote: »
    i remember rhys and beth and they still slept together knowing that they were related it was errr

    yeah that's the only true incest.
    although they didn't grow up together, so they wouldn't see each that way.
    i thought they at least had feelings for each other before they found out they were related...so they couldn't help themselves when they did find out.
  • Dr K NoisewaterDr K Noisewater Posts: 11,592
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    The weirdest one has got to be Darren Osborne marrying Hannah Ashworth and then getting her mum Suzanne pregnant. Thus becoming his own children's brother-in-law. And Neville Ashworth is also the twins step-dad AND step-grandad :eek: :eek: :eek:
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