Has he had work done to his face? Something looks offish. I think this whole 'Essex' crew know what they are doing. They're all middle class rich kids who've been to private schools, i.e Kirk and Amy. I think this whole 'dumb' thing is their USP. Someone needs to tell them it's not attractive. But then again i always thought some botox leaked into Amy's brain.
Kirk didn't go to private school. He grew up with his mum who didn't have much money and Mick wasn't about much and didn't have the money he has now.
Kirk didn't go to private school. He grew up with his mum who didn't have much money and Mick wasn't about much and didn't have the money he has now.
Ohh! I assumed he did coz' of his dads £££, But i heard Amy say she did on Alan Carr's show...I think he said something along the lines of "Get Your Money Back.."
After successfully finding Essex within the UK,Kirk was asked to locate the town of Braintree, USA on a world map. He placed the pin in the centre of Russia. He thought America was in Russia.:eek:
In the next four questions, Kirk mistook South Africa for Canada, and Canada for Russia.
Out of six questions which most primary school leavers would make a really successful effort at, he got one right.:(
I can't believe someone in his position (over 20 and minted) could be so utterly stupid. Is he pretending? Playing on the TOWIE "fickness" rep? He can't be real.
Thick, beyond thick and into downright stupid. His personality is awful as well you can tell hes used to the women in sugarhut falling over him (because his daddys loaded) and assumed the women in there would as well, and when he dosent get his own way hes spiteful.
Thick, beyond thick and into downright stupid. His personality is awful as well you can tell hes used to the women in sugarhut falling over him (because his daddys loaded) and assumed the women in there would as well, and when he dosent get his own way hes spiteful.
Yes ,he is spiteful for sure. He was very harsh with Lauren over their dog. Yes,I know she bought it for HIM,but she lived with him (& it) for a while ,didn't she? Or if they didn't actually live together they were a couple and she loved that mutt (the dog mutt ,not Kirk). Then after they broke up he refused her access to it:(. And that boxing match against Mark Wright:eek: My god,he lost control there....totally lost focus and let his temper run rampant.....pitiful and scary to watch.
Yes ,he is spiteful for sure. He was very harsh with Lauren over their dog. Yes,I know she bought it for HIM,but she lived with him (& it) for a while ,didn't she? Or if they didn't actually live together they were a couple and she loved that mutt (the dog mutt ,not Kirk). Then after they broke up he refused her access to it:(. And that boxing match against Mark Wright:eek: My god,he lost control there....totally lost focus and let his temper run rampant.....pitiful and scary to watch.
And the way he spoke to those two girls who turned up at his house, it wasnt right for them to do that but you could see he was about to go off at them when Joey told him to calm down but for me when he had a go at Maria calling her an extra and then calling her a "fking slag" at his bar when she went to try and make peace made really uncomfy viewing for me, he always seems to be one step from a temper tantrum.
And the way he spoke to those two girls who turned up at his house, it wasnt right for them to do that but you could see he was about to go off at them when Joey told him to calm down but for me when he had a go at Maria calling her an extra and then calling her a "fking slag" at his bar when she went to try and make peace made really uncomfy viewing for me, he always seems to be one step from a temper tantrum.
Without his fat wallet, I doubt he'd garner a second glance from a female..
A fact that just may enter his thick skull during his stint in the house after they've all given him the brush off. Not holding my breath though:rolleyes:
He's the epitomy of the modern state of decline in Britain and he'll get filthy rich, over-hyped, over-publicized, fat and 100% shagged out for being so.
I'd say "good luck" to this braindead piece of groinfruit on his quest to become the UK's latest piece of Z-List trashola - but I'm busy slaving over my full time 9-5 job + weekends earning an honest crust and just being able to pay my bills but unable to afford a holiday. So I can't spare the time, sadly.
After successfully finding Essex within the UK,Kirk was asked to locate the town of Braintree, USA on a world map. He placed the pin in the centre of Russia. He thought America was in Russia.:eek:
In the next four questions, Kirk mistook South Africa for Canada, and Canada for Russia.
Out of six questions which most primary school leavers would make a really successful effort at, he got one right.:(
I can't believe someone in his position (over 20 and minted) could be so utterly stupid. Is he pretending? Playing on the TOWIE "fickness" rep? He can't be real.
I thought nothing shocked me these days but I couldn't believe what I was watching when Kirk clearly hadn't a clue. How is someone like that alllowed to leave school?
I wonder if that's why Kirk is always so peeved and on the verge of a tantrum? That he realises without Daddy's money and Sugar Hut, he wouldn't get a woman to look at him twice?
He's crashing and burning on CBB at the moment with every woman in there, hope it continues.
He's the epitomy of the modern state of decline in Britain and he'll get filthy rich, over-hyped, over-publicized, fat and 100% shagged out for being so.
I'd say "good luck" to this braindead piece of groinfruit on his quest to become the UK's latest piece of Z-List trashola - but I'm busy slaving over my full time 9-5 job + weekends earning an honest crust and just being able to pay my bills but unable to afford a holiday. So I can't spare the time, sadly.
He was particularly bitchy and vile about his ex, Lauren Pope in an interview in "Now" magazine. Anyone else read it?
Nasty piece of work and disgracefully unintelligent too.
Dad Mick must be so proud...
...for some bizzare reason they seem to think that if they act thick it will endear them to the people watching . but personally i think if you are indeed that stupid go and get some education . its cringe worthy to watch .
It's one thing to misspell a couple of words and miss out an apostrophe or two, and quite another not to be able to point out the USA on a map, don't you think?
It's one thing to misspell a couple of words and miss out an apostrophe or two, and quite another not to be able to point out the USA on a map, don't you think?
And it's another to point out how inept someone but, in doing so, make such arbitrary mistakes. Invalidates the point somewhat. Kirk's a wally but, if you're going to point that out, at least make sure you pay attention to how your words portray you.
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Kirk didn't go to private school. He grew up with his mum who didn't have much money and Mick wasn't about much and didn't have the money he has now.
That answers the question. He reportedly spent £4,000 on a nose job...But still has the same one. I wonder if he realises. :rolleyes:
Ohh! I assumed he did coz' of his dads £££, But i heard Amy say she did on Alan Carr's show...I think he said something along the lines of "Get Your Money Back.."
Thick, beyond thick and into downright stupid. His personality is awful as well you can tell hes used to the women in sugarhut falling over him (because his daddys loaded) and assumed the women in there would as well, and when he dosent get his own way hes spiteful.
And the way he spoke to those two girls who turned up at his house, it wasnt right for them to do that but you could see he was about to go off at them when Joey told him to calm down but for me when he had a go at Maria calling her an extra and then calling her a "fking slag" at his bar when she went to try and make peace made really uncomfy viewing for me, he always seems to be one step from a temper tantrum.
To be fair, he was right about Maria
lol I didnt like what she said about Lauren in a bikini over xmas but i liked her before that comment.
A fact that just may enter his thick skull during his stint in the house after they've all given him the brush off. Not holding my breath though:rolleyes:
Go for the jugular dear, hear-hear!!!:D
I thought nothing shocked me these days but I couldn't believe what I was watching when Kirk clearly hadn't a clue. How is someone like that alllowed to leave school?
I was just about to post the exact same words ! lol
But yes, extremely thick and not attractive AT ALL !
Agreed, one thousand per cent.
I wonder if that's why Kirk is always so peeved and on the verge of a tantrum? That he realises without Daddy's money and Sugar Hut, he wouldn't get a woman to look at him twice?
He's crashing and burning on CBB at the moment with every woman in there, hope it continues.
Well said.
True this.
Nasty piece of work and disgracefully unintelligent too.
Dad Mick must be so proud...
unique selling point
Which isn't unique any more because every Z-List seems to have the same 'unique' selling point, which unfortunately is being utterly stupid.
I mean; come on guys!
Grammar police alert!
It's one thing to misspell a couple of words and miss out an apostrophe or two, and quite another not to be able to point out the USA on a map, don't you think?
And it's another to point out how inept someone but, in doing so, make such arbitrary mistakes. Invalidates the point somewhat. Kirk's a wally but, if you're going to point that out, at least make sure you pay attention to how your words portray you.