I like to think that Lou Lou is Simon's boyfie. I'd have them down as secretly living together for 26 years, but recently they had to separate for long periods, each working in a different franchise of Simon's business, but an ocean apart.
If you were involved with someone they'd expect to work in your business and you couldn't really say no, even if you thought they underperformed and lost customers. If you fell out the other half would immediately get the sack (like Louis did), but would come back as quickly as they left if the relationship was reignited after a good sob down the telephone.
Lou Lou would want Simon to make an honest man out of him, and would be happy to go public, but Simon is uncomfortable - his mother would be shocked. So officially Simon shags women, up to "16-times-a-night", and takes an entire harem of ex-girlfriends on holiday with him, and officially Louis lives with a garden gnome in Dublin.
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If you were involved with someone they'd expect to work in your business and you couldn't really say no, even if you thought they underperformed and lost customers. If you fell out the other half would immediately get the sack (like Louis did), but would come back as quickly as they left if the relationship was reignited after a good sob down the telephone.
Lou Lou would want Simon to make an honest man out of him, and would be happy to go public, but Simon is uncomfortable - his mother would be shocked. So officially Simon shags women, up to "16-times-a-night", and takes an entire harem of ex-girlfriends on holiday with him, and officially Louis lives with a garden gnome in Dublin.