Re-written for Christopher Maloney:
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"Me Nan Though"
There was something in the air that night, I went to visit nan, though
Stars were shining when I had a cuppa with me poor old nan, though
Pass the sugar please and cut the cake... straight on me plate
If I had to bake some more I would, I'd do it for me nan, though
Other contributions gratefully received
There was something in the air that night, I went to visit nan, though
Stars were shining when I had a cuppa with me poor old nan, though
Pass the sugar please and cut the cake... straight on me plate
If I had to bake some more I would, I'd do it for me nan, though
Other contributions gratefully received
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Excellent
( I found myself singing it out loud to see if it worked
Thank you!
Nan I'm here
UP on stage again
MY MY
I'm the people's favourite!
Nan I'm here
take a look at me
MY MY
I think I'm going to win this
YESSSSS
I've been on a cruise ship
singing the same old bull shit
Me Nan
Don't forget to vote for me!
It's not fair they should have been for me
and not for nan though.
She was only there for me and to offer her support
I could hear the distant boos
And the sound of heckles were coming from afar.
They are louder now for nan though
Every minute, every second seems to last eternally
I was so afraid for nan though
She was old and very grey and not prepared to die
And I'm too ashamed to say
The roar of boos and heckles, nearly made her pass away.
There was something in the crowd that night
that wasn't right for nan though
They were voting on their phones, but not for me
and not for nan though.
Though we never thought that I could lose
There's no regret.
If I had to sing it all again
I would my friend, for nan though.
I like this, it's better than mine
Sad that you can't think of anything you mean? Never mind. Perhaps a creative writing class would help. You might be able to join in then.
My Menan mad at me
I didn't wanna see the x factor tonight
I found it hard to say
She thought I'd had enough of her
Why can't she see
She votes for me?
But I like to stay in
And vote on my own
Every now and then
My Menan mad at me
Been on the telephone for an hour
We hardly sang a word
I tried and tried really hard but I could not be liked
Why can't I explain?
Why do I feel this pain?
'Cause everything I say
the judges understand
they don't make me realise
She takes it all the wrong way
My Menans mad at me
We argued just the other night
I thought we'd got it straight
We talked and talked until it was light
I thought we'd agreed
I would vote all night long
Now when I try to speak
She says that I don't care
She says I'm unaware
And now she says I'm weak
Wanna give me all her money
Smile when I'm on TV
And cry if I'm not voted over
If you know what makes a nan
Wanna love they way I perform
Louis you gotta let me know
So I can get over you
♪