Claws in ladies... and wallets away chaps...

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  • The Lost BoyThe Lost Boy Posts: 1,330
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    I'd do it but wouldn't hang around for breakfast.
  • WeetibixWeetibix Posts: 1,124
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    I would. But that says more about me than about her :D
  • AJ21AJ21 Posts: 1,321
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    I do not think she is attractive at all.
  • smilingcat9smilingcat9 Posts: 220
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    she has a fake smile, now all she needs is some heavy crayola to shove on her face and she will be gawjus.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,012
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    Mallaha wrote: »
    No, she's a Daily Mail writer, despite claiming at different times to be a French housewife and a high-flying TV executive.

    She is possibly madder than Liz Jones, who is at least consistent in her delusions.
    I think she could actually be Liz Jones in a wig :eek:
  • merlinsmummerlinsmum Posts: 3,991
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    I actually wondered if the DM had reprinted an article from April 1st. She's okay but no oil painting. Maybe she gives every man she meets a 'come on, i'm available' look, who knows, or cares!
    What is apparent if the article is genuine, is that her personality is definately unattractive.
  • CreamteaCreamtea Posts: 14,682
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    QueenMaude wrote: »
    I don't want to brag, but after a night out on the town one night, i was waiting in the queue at KFC, this lad in front of me and my friend, as pissed as a fart passed me his phone and said, 'giz yer number yeah?' on his phone he had a pic of a naked lady. I was so flattered by this compliment, i had to really think hard about whether to leave my pretty amazing boyfriend and give this pissed chav my number. In the end i answered with "as if!" and left it at that.

    He obviously didn't like this rejection, so replied to me in his drunken state: "Well, i've had better birds than you anyway!"

    I assume he was talking about his Kentucky Fried chicken. Anyway, as you can imagine, i cried all the way home to my fella, so very upset that this chap had had better birds than me. :cry:

    I am so ashamed i am no where near as good as the lady in the article. OH THE SHAME!!!! :cry::D

    Being in KFC he probably assumed you were the same social status as him...
  • Tamryn29Tamryn29 Posts: 607
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    I know it's from the Daily Mail, but I've just sat here reading this article with my mouth wide open.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124246/Samantha-Brick-downsides-looking-pretty-Why-women-hate-beautiful.html

    While she's no minger she's certainly no great beauty either. I cannot believe how deluded she is about her looks and sex appeal. Quite honestly her attitude makes her incrediably unattractive, and maybe that's the real reason she gets such a bad response from other women?

    I got a few sentences into the article and can tell you already that she's lost friends not because they are jealous of her distinctly average looks, but because of her attitude.
  • MRSgotobedMRSgotobed Posts: 3,851
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    So those are the Before pics,where's the After?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,934
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    There's one interesting thing about those photos: most women, regardless of whether or not they are a bit rough, look their most attractive in a wedding dress, but her wedding photo is the worst of the lot. She looks like a right Jeremy Kyle guest in it. She's like that rare type of barmaid who gets uglier the more you drink.
  • RowieboyRowieboy Posts: 1,446
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    She's off her head!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,934
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    Samantha Brick, Liz Jones.
    Has the Daily Mail become an asylum for totally barking middle aged women?

    Actually, the comments from Mail readers are quite good. If Ms Brick is being serious, I think the editor has set her up. It's like in the 1980s when people would invite David Icke onto chat shows so that everyone could laugh at a mad man.
  • Bex_123Bex_123 Posts: 10,783
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    That whole article is just nuts.

    She is an ok looking woman, definately not ugly... Pretty average really? Which isn't an insult as surely we all are. My boyfriend just said "she's alright I suppose".

    The attitude however, is horrific.
  • VoynichVoynich Posts: 14,481
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    Her 70s porn star husband looks a bit of a bruiser. I wonder if she's worth the obvious effort? After all a girl like that can have any man.
  • BathshebaBathsheba Posts: 6,654
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    She seems to think her husband is quite a catch, too - I find him very odd, and a bit repellant. They probably deserve each other.

    Her husband is repulsive and also sports a massive fat belly but says he would divorce her if she got fat.
  • hooterhooter Posts: 30,206
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    I know it's from the Daily Mail, but I've just sat here reading this article with my mouth wide open.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124246/Samantha-Brick-downsides-looking-pretty-Why-women-hate-beautiful.html

    While she's no minger she's certainly no great beauty either. I cannot believe how deluded she is about her looks and sex appeal. Quite honestly her attitude makes her incrediably unattractive, and maybe that's the real reason she gets such a bad response from other women?

    I read that article and thought the poor woman must be delusional:D;
  • Pisces CloudPisces Cloud Posts: 30,239
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    This sort of woman always makes me laugh - they're the kind who say they get on better with men because women find them a threat - I always think it's probably because they are up themselves and probably not that nice. I have some really beautiful girly friends who I adore because they're beautiful inside and out and not one of them has that issue.

    Yes, it would be interesting to hear the actual opinions of all those women she claims hate her. Although, I do think these articles should be taken with a pinch of salt and are probably just for the money BS.
  • kimotagkimotag Posts: 11,064
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    Fairly average but makes the best of what she has. I guess it's better to be confident in your looks than not. Many women under-rate themselves in my experience.
  • ShoobeedooShoobeedoo Posts: 304
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    average
  • swehsweh Posts: 13,665
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    She's certainly famous now!

    She's even trending WordWide on Twitter! Power to her!
  • GetMeOuttaHereGetMeOuttaHere Posts: 17,357
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    Or maybe these men just think that she's a bit of a tart and "up for it"?:D;)

    Ouch! :D
    flobadob wrote: »
    Even if she does say so herself!

    I simply can't believe she's being serious. The woman would have to have an ego to put a west coast rapper to shame.

    I only skimmed the article as I found it a bit far fetched. Does she actually say she oozes sex appeal? Perhaps she's a hooker on the quiet and looking to drum up a bit more business. Odd body language with the hubbie.
  • BanditaBandita Posts: 3,735
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    As someone up there beat me to it her wedding day picture is certainly not the best bridal picture I have ever seen, most girls look their most beautiful on the day:eek: But then I'm jealous of her bulbous nose, massive forehead and orthodontic free teeth. Most of my girl friends are much better looking but they are lovely through and through.
  • eluf38eluf38 Posts: 4,874
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    I actually think she's weird looking to the point of being ugly.
  • CitySlickerCitySlicker Posts: 10,414
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    sweh wrote: »
    She's certainly famous now!

    She's even trending WordWide on Twitter! Power to her!

    Twitter's very funny right now on this. My favourite is Dara O'Briain: "I think the government should intercept Samantha Brick's e-mail, and find the one with the subject" Great idea for article!!!""
  • upintheairupintheair Posts: 366
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    Got her into the DM. I feel this will now get her a few freebies. Her looks have nothing todo with this.
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