The Undateables Return Tonight....

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  • koantemplationkoantemplation Posts: 101,293
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    Perhaps they're his favourite? He'll just have to hope his date likes them too!

    Lol his date couldn't eat cheese.
  • FlorianFlorian Posts: 305
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    Ray looked like Stevie Wonder on his date.
  • FayecorgasmFayecorgasm Posts: 29,793
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    I went on a blind date through a dating agency and Im five foot ten he was five four I felt like keith harris taking orville out for a treat :o
  • horwichallstarshorwichallstars Posts: 16,514
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    I think Steve needs to realise that we are all a bit self-conscious about our looks.... and none of us are perfect....
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0
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    Ray blew it, with his cheese and marmite sandwiches

    * takes cheese and marmite sandwiches of my dating menu *
  • MarzBar85MarzBar85 Posts: 15,004
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    I went on a blind date through a dating agency and Im five foot ten he was five four I felt like keith harris taking orville out for a treat :o

    I read that and just KNEW it was you!:D:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0
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    Florian wrote: »
    Ray looked like Stevie Wonder on his date.

    I was thinking that aswell
  • CasualCasual Posts: 2,696
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    msmasood wrote: »
    Thankfully my 6ft 1 husband to be didn't have the same attitude...imagine turning up on a blind date and it's a narrow minded fool.

    It's not narrow minded to not be attracted to someone. It's not really something you can help, is it? You either fancy someone or you don't. Most blokes wouldn't have a sexual relationship with a dwarf, I'm pretty sure about that. They're not narrow minded, it's just not the sort of person they're attracted to.
  • CherrybomberCherrybomber Posts: 3,743
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    rhumble wrote: »
    Ray blew it, with his cheese and marmite sandwiches

    * takes cheese and marmite sandwiches of my dating menu *

    :D Heh. that has made me chuckle. You can't need to get dating tips from this show!
  • misslibertinemisslibertine Posts: 14,306
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    I think Ray and Steve both seem nice. And Steve's dad was good with the advice :)
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    I went on a blind date through a dating agency and Im five foot ten he was five four I felt like keith harris taking orville out for a treat :o

    :D:D:D was he green aswell then:D
  • FayecorgasmFayecorgasm Posts: 29,793
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    Casual wrote: »
    It's not narrow minded to not be attracted to someone. It's not really something you can help, is it? You either fancy someone or you don't. Most blokes wouldn't have a sexual relationship with a dwarf, I'm pretty sure about that. They're not narrow minded, it's just not the sort of person they're attracted to.

    Blimey are you mad have you ever googled drawf porn* theres tons of it
    * apparently
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0
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    :D Heh. that has made me chuckle. You can't need to get dating tips from this show!

    :D:D:D no :o
  • misslibertinemisslibertine Posts: 14,306
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    Lol his date couldn't eat cheese.

    That'll teach him now, no more Marmite.
  • BrigonBrigon Posts: 2,864
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    Wonder why Lolita can't just get back together with Ray?
  • CasualCasual Posts: 2,696
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    Blimey are you mad have you ever googled drawf porn* theres tons of it
    * apparently

    No I haven't :D No doubt there'll be a niche market for it, just like there is for other types of porn.
  • CherrybomberCherrybomber Posts: 3,743
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    Sam should let men know that she doesnt do housework. :)
  • MarzBar85MarzBar85 Posts: 15,004
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    Blimey are you mad have you ever googled drawf porn* theres tons of it
    * apparently

    Thats one of these things where you're not sure you want to google it.
  • FayecorgasmFayecorgasm Posts: 29,793
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    That'll teach him now, no more Marmite.

    Maybe that's his deal breaker if they cant share a love of cheese and marmite sarnies then they have no future , It may be a case of if the cheese and marmite fits hes found his cinderella
  • koantemplationkoantemplation Posts: 101,293
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    Brigon wrote: »
    Wonder why Lolita can't just get back together with Ray?

    She cheated on him.
  • misslibertinemisslibertine Posts: 14,306
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    Brigon wrote: »
    Wonder why Lolita can't just get back together with Ray?

    I thought maybe it was something to do with him being a client of the agency she works for.
  • FayecorgasmFayecorgasm Posts: 29,793
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    MarzBar85 wrote: »
    Thats one of these things where you're not sure you want to google it.

    yeah like you havent already missy
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    Casual wrote: »
    It's not narrow minded to not be attracted to someone. It's not really something you can help, is it? You either fancy someone or you don't. Most blokes wouldn't have a sexual relationship with a dwarf, I'm pretty sure about that. They're not narrow minded, it's just not the sort of person they're attracted to.

    Really, you're pretty sure that most blokes wouldn't have a sexual relationship with a dwarf. Believe me I've had plenty of offers, especially of just a sexual relationship, and this is my third and hopefully last serious relationship. Clearly you don't have any contact with any dwarfsq
  • CherrybomberCherrybomber Posts: 3,743
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    Blimey are you mad have you ever googled drawf porn* theres tons of it
    * apparently
    :eek: I dont want that on my browser history, I must resist.
    rhumble wrote: »
    :D:D:D no :o
    Thats good :D
    Brigon wrote: »
    Wonder why Lolita can't just get back together with Ray?

    No idea, I dont think he is going to like Jeanette much
  • MarzBar85MarzBar85 Posts: 15,004
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    Aw that was so sweet!
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