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any thoughts? iv got loads but cannot be bothered to wright them down, so I'm going to leave them up to you 
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Blessing
Pregnancy
First scan
Second scan
Third scan
Birth
Christening
Separation
Divorce
Husband No 3
etc etc
In other words you couldn't think of anything new.
Same old, same old. they won't sell the second time around. They have to be new and fresh if she's going to keep her adoring fans on side.
Back to basics might be a winner. Voluntary work another. Hows Heather Mills doing on DOI? If the public start to love her and she attracts some front pages expect KP to buddy up and declare her as her new BFF and say she can see a tortured soul in HM just like herself. One bonus from that Michelle Heaton will get dumped as the royal hanger on.
I'm contacting Forum Support to request a sub-forum.:rolleyes:
When Alex was in the BB house she invited that Gould bloke over for two nights for a 'riding lesson'. Start as you mean to go on and all that. Vile harridan.
"Im having the baby that Pete wouldnt let me have"
just to rub his nose in it
Be interesting to see how much riding she gets in with Mr Gould now that Reid has got his feet firmly under the table.
Rather less than she has done, or expects to do, I think.
Then revelations about 3 in a bed with her, alex and another woman.
Then she will dump Alex for her new live in lover, a transexual named Bernard.
Then there will be a fight between Jordan and Jodie marsh over their lover Bernard.
Eventually they will make up, Jordan and Jodie will then make a new show about their lesbian relationship, and their difficulties in raising their young girl while living as a Lesbian couple, and still maintaining a platonic relationship with Bernard.
However Jodie still secretly loves Bernard, Jordan knows this and is insanely jealous, causing rifts galore!!!
Tune in next week for more exciting adventures of....Jordan, Bernard & Jodie too.:D:p
If there's a space in her calendar, she might fit in a fling with Dane Bowers again, her fans will wait with baited breath for the DNA results and ensuing magazine exclusive.
She'll then bring out her own line of DNA testing kits.
I got pregnant the first time we tried - Alex has much stronger swimmers than Pete.
I also wouldn't be surprised if one or both of them turn up on next years SCD. She's be the only contestant ever to have to tone down the slap, fake tan and glitter
No chance with Pete but I think the Dane Bowers idea has some mileage/£££ in it. I'm sure she'll be onto it before long.
LOL:D
Close. So far today we have had, "Friends say the relationship is doomed. Katie is only in it for the money. Alex will leave her, he will get fed up of her bullying". Nothing new. Everyone said this since day 1.
Annulment - Reids D##k wasnt as big as Prices.........
Reid leaves (code word for thrown out) .....can't compete with the dress size.
GROUND HOG DAY........YAWNNNNNNNNNNNN
- KP making claims that Pete was a cruel and abusive husband but she was "saved" by her relationship to Alex.
- KP making some comment about Alex wanting to adopt Harvey, Junior and Princess. (Anything to upset Pete)
- KP stating that Alex is "more of a father" to the children than Pete ever was. (Anything to twist the knife)
- KP stating that the children call Alex "Dad" and don't see Pete. (Just to be a bit more cruel.)
- No doubt a few features of them posing together as a 'happy family'. :rolleyes:
- KP saying her and Alex are trying for a baby.
- KP announcing she's about to whelp again.
- KP selling the 'exclusive rights' to her latest accessory... I mean baby.
- KP talking 'exclusively' about what *really* went wrong in her marriage to Pete and why she's "happier than ever" with Alex.
- KP makes a third I'm a Celebrity return.... and by some freak fluke (or a secret pay off if you are the cynical sort
- KP makes bitchy remarks about Pete's new girlfriend, says she's not good enough to be around her children etc.
- KP seen out partying and not wearing her wedding ring. She denies she and Alex have broken up.
- KP releases another "happy family" exclusive.
- Loads of articles speculating a break up followed by the announcement they have.
- KP seeks comfort from ex-husband Pete following the breakdown of her relationship to Alex.
- KP Pete wants me back. (In actual fact he just wants to see his kids.)
- KP seen with a new bloke and claims to love him more than she ever did Pete and Alex....
And so the cycle starts again....
You Katie's PR person?? On the money there.
KP is dying of Cancer
KP becomes Jade Goody version two
KP survives cancer
and repeat
Actually I think even for a payment of millions I'd be hesitant for that role given how vile she comes across to those around her.
Headlines,im pregnant and need a DNA test as I'm worried it might come out wearing a helmet and jodhpurs :eek:or I cannot wait to meat my little orange man:D