Shameless - favourite quotes....

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 319
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    I found this line on a website when Veronica is singing about her 'Lady lumps'. !!

    Sunshine girl,
    I'm looking down your bra,
    I see two mountains,
    I wonder what they are,
    Won't you invite me,
    To squeeze them tightly,
    Not bloody likely,
    You're such a girl.
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    any favourite qoutes from tonight?
    I can't recall word for word but Paddy Mcguires bit about the new etos in the house was funny and Mimi making the boys tell each other they loved them!
  • Luca000Luca000 Posts: 172
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    From the E4 episode,

    Carl: how do you know all this stuff?
    Mickey: I read a lot about cocks... and fannies! Cocks and fannies!

    :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 319
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    Carl on masturbation.
    I managed 6 minutes once.
    That was 364 tugs !!!:D
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    Series 2, ep 1, Frank and Sheila were taking Nigel and Delia, the dog, and most of their worldly goods over to the children's house when they thought Liam had cancer. Frank dropped a box full of dildos on the ground and some kid who was passing by on a bike started the point-and-laugh routine and Frank said "Yeah laugh all you like mate, I borrowed them off yer mam!"

    Classic.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5
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    Check out Ciaran Griffiths (Mickey) in this thing I found on YouTube - think it's for some new comedy sketch show or something:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFf90d-fWaU

    Pretty funny, if surreal!
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