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Do you ever just want to bitchslap someone?

Miasima GoriaMiasima Goria Posts: 5,188
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Been trying and failing to contact someone for two weeks now re a joint project. Then on Facebook I see they're doing something else instead.
If I see this person I will probably bitchslap them into next week. Or more likely I'll do some passive agressive sulking. :o

They could just have said no, or they were too busy but sometimes people are just avoidy.
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    chriswyattchriswyatt Posts: 3,808
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    *Bitchslaps OP*
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    Miasima GoriaMiasima Goria Posts: 5,188
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    chriswyatt wrote: »
    *Bitchslaps OP*

    :eek:

    I'm off to my bedroom to write doomy poetry. About you! :p
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,566
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    A bitchslap.......... is this something to do with dogs ?
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    Miasima GoriaMiasima Goria Posts: 5,188
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    A bitchslap.......... is this something to do with dogs ?

    Well now that you mention it ..... ;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,162
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    Just had a bloke on my door step who the police have been trying to arrest for 2 months now on harressment charges, Id like to bitch slap him but you just know Id be the one going to prison if I did .."yes sir he may of threatened to kill you, but you made his face sore, go to prison"
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,243
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    I would like to double bitchslap the mother/daughter landlady combo whose pub I was working in! They obviously don't want me working there anymore but are just saying they're really quiet and doing my shifts themselves at the moment.
    Went in to pick up my wages yesterday and the daughter just handed me the cash and said "see you!" in front of the regulars who were all silent and looking at eachother - you just know when you're being bad-mouthed don't you? Not quite sure what I've done to piss them off so much but I felt I was not liked by them.
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    mathertronmathertron Posts: 30,083
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    Bitchslap self, calm the f*ck down dude. :mad:
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    PretinamaPretinama Posts: 6,069
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    Sometimes I would like to. But being a nice person I wouldn't LOL.
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    Miasima GoriaMiasima Goria Posts: 5,188
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    Pretinama wrote: »
    Sometimes I would like to. But being a nice person I wouldn't LOL.

    Same here, so I'll just vent on a message board said person doesn't look at!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,243
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    Pretinama wrote: »
    Sometimes I would like to. But being a nice person I wouldn't LOL.

    A bit like when Aunt Em wants to tell Miss Gulch what she thinks of her 'but being a good christian woman' she can't.
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    Miasima GoriaMiasima Goria Posts: 5,188
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    digami wrote: »
    A bit like when Aunt Em wants to tell Miss Gulch what she thinks of her 'but being a good christian woman' she can't.

    She could just Goth Block her:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqheLN9a6dE
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    ayrshiremanayrshireman Posts: 9,279
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    Do you ever just want to bitchslap someone?

    No, not really.

    Then again, I am Scottish and British and not a plastic Yank.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,243
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    Do you ever just want to bitchslap someone?

    No, not really.

    Then again, I am Scottish and British and not a plastic Yank.

    I'm welsh and british and the term bitchslap appeared years ago. Never once heard it coming from a yank, plastic or otherwise.
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    ayrshiremanayrshireman Posts: 9,279
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    The word is clearly an urban Americanism and is and has been aped by British people who have picked it up from films and TV.
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    mathertronmathertron Posts: 30,083
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    The word is clearly an urban Americanism and is and has been aped by British people who have picked it up from films and TV.

    OMG POP culture!!!! *runz away!!!!!!!!!1111!*
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,243
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    The word is clearly an urban Americanism and is and has been aped by British people who have picked it up from films and TV.

    Whether it is as you say or not, I don't know but I imagine it's a term that could have just as easily originated from our shores as theirs.
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    Miasima GoriaMiasima Goria Posts: 5,188
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    The word is clearly an urban Americanism and is and has been aped by British people who have picked it up from films and TV.

    I remember when 'gay' was such a nice word ...
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,066
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    I expect it's a word teenagers use. I can't say I've heard it used much in everyday conversation.
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    cjsmummycjsmummy Posts: 11,079
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    There's a long list of people i'd like to bitchslap but i refrain.
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    ~Twinkle~~Twinkle~ Posts: 8,166
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    What hell's a bitchslap?
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    Miasima GoriaMiasima Goria Posts: 5,188
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    ~Twinkle~ wrote: »
    What hell's a bitchslap?

    It can be either the slapping of another man on the face, or a cutting verbal retort. I hear it a lot in Manchester.
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    staceyxxx23staceyxxx23 Posts: 12,549
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    Bitchslaps are pure. I feel like giving them out all the time.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 9,455
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    What's the difference between a bitchslap and a slap?
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    staceyxxx23staceyxxx23 Posts: 12,549
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    Confusing wrote: »
    What's the difference between a bitchslap and a slap?

    Bitchslaps are more black.
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