Baby seagull trying to enter house
humanracer
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Came home to find a massive "baby" seagull standing on my doorstep trying to enter my house. Of course the door was closed so it could not get it but it did not stop it trying. I finally managed to get it to go away by pointing at it to go down the steps. It was very tame and not scared of humans at all. It eventually wandered off and moments later bumped into the neighbours small kitten. The kitten seemed freaked out by the gull and ran away. Usually the gulls dive at me if there are babies around but the parents of this one were either not in sight or not bothered.
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Anyway, I'm walking down the street, all of a sudden THWACK a seagull smashes me in the back of the head. I drop my fish and chips and about 20 seagulls swooped in to eat it all.
I hope they all died a painful death afterwards, because I did not have another £13 to spend on chips and so ended up having a bag of monster munch and a pint of beer for dinner. **** that day. And every last one of them.
*jealous*
Lol sorry Frankie, didn't mean to laugh. Must put up a photo of my gulls being hand fed. Even the wee ones wait patiently and like being hand fed.
Yes I do, the sea bashes off my garden wall. Which is why I feed the gulls as I live in "their" territory. We have a great relationship I feed them and they don't mess on our car or my washing or even my windows.
Ah, so lucky! I'd love to live by the sea. Seagulls and all. I could grow to like them...I think. I might need therapy first though.
You might enjoy this video then:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWeTdO8lMJk
Just replace chickens with seagulls
Is that how he died? Head-butting the patio doors?
Two of the gulls divebombed the men to scatter them and the third seagull picked up the carrier bag and flew off with it.
It was highly comical to see, but I bet it was bloody scary if you were one of the people on the receiving end of a seagull in full plummet mode.
No, old age. Fell off his perch.
That's the best ever 'cool story bro' I've seen.
Aw. RIP budgie. He's over at Rainbow Bridge now, head-butting patio doors to his heart's content.
(I've read the Pets Forum, I know this to be true)
Stop feeding them thalidomide.
I don't feed them, which is why they gather in huge groups to shit on my car I expect.
It had attempted to get at a paste & cucumber sandwich.
I've done that ever since they attacked my kids when they were toddlers playing in the garden.
They are a nightmare in Padstow, Steins chips are shite, the one next to the harbour are better. I've been there loads of times and tried Steins fish and chips, the seagulls were welcome to them, they even like Pasties:)
I used to live in Dunbar and the house opposite allways had a shitehawks nest next to the chimney. It was a bugger to sleep on dayshift as the chicks started screetching at dawn.
I hated the bloody things.