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Emmerdaily 11/02/10 - Maisie, what a slapper!

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Spoilers, re-phrased from ITV.com

Part, the first:
Maisie wakes up in a bedsit
How did she end up here?
Unless she sorts out her head it's
Disaster for Maisie, I fear

She heads for the pub, her new favourite place
'Go back home!', Bob and Marlon implore
But she slaps Marlon across the face
And collapses on the toilet floor.

The doctors let the mini-Kings go
Angry Carl makes a vow!
He'll find out what what hurt them so!
Carl, act like a Dad? Why start now?

Val & Eric at the B & B
Val says 'Eric, slow down!'
Doesn't really interest me
The antics of these two clowns.

Part, the second:

Katie takes Maisie to the back room
They're soon joined by a horrified Nat
How did she not see Maisie was heading for doom?
She's been as blind as a bat

Maisie's in pieces back at Home Farm
Nat says 'Please get some professional care!'
She either wants her daughter safe from harm
Or she might want her to sort out her hair.

John gets Paddy to investigate
The mystery of the dead sheep
And Carl blames the Dingles over poison-gate
With no proof, the unspeakable creep!


Evening all!
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    Paulo 313Paulo 313 Posts: 2,961
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    Evening Gulf :D and the rest of the posse :) maise is a slapper so true! Tonight is gonna be good my 3 favorite progrqams are on :cool: emmerdale of course, skins and csi miami :) woooo screw my social life lol !
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    mrbernaymrbernay Posts: 146,192
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    Gulftastic wrote: »

    Evening all!

    Evening, Gulf, and another great Thursday ditty:D

    .... and a hearty welcome to all my fellow Dailians.

    Hi JW :) sorry we won't be having any cake this evening :cry:;)
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    Bonny1Bonny1 Posts: 8,502
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    those scenes with Maisie, and that hideous bloke, was stomache churning, and when she said. "you taste like an ashtray"

    bbbaaaaaaarrrrrrfffffffffffff


    how cheap and nasty, did it all look..... yeeeuuckkkkkk
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    JackWJackW Posts: 45,892
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    mrbernay wrote: »
    Evening, Gulf, and another great Thursday ditty:D

    .... and a hearty welcome to all my fellow Dailians.

    Hi JW :) sorry we won't be having any cake this evening :cry:;)

    You and me both!:cry: - Evening All,MrB,Gulf! :)
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    GulftasticGulftastic Posts: 127,566
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    Paulo 313 wrote: »
    Evening Gulf :D and the rest of the posse :) maise is a slapper so true! Tonight is gonna be good my 3 favorite progrqams are on :cool: emmerdale of course, skins and csi miami :) woooo screw my social life lol !

    No, it's Emmerdael, Modern Family, John Stewart, Big Bang Theory!

    Skins, maybe, but it's about Cook tonight, and I absolutely hate his character.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 67,320
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    Hey Slappers are what makes this country great! :p:p:D:D

    All Hail Hot Maisie! :D:D:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,416
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    Evening everyone! :)

    Totally agree with the title of the thread Maisie is well off the rails now. How long will this go on for?! :yawn:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,853
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    Evenin' all:)

    Won't be here tonight but thought I'd say hi:)
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    Taz93Taz93 Posts: 13,315
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    Paulo 313 wrote: »
    Evening Gulf :D and the rest of the posse :) maise is a slapper so true! Tonight is gonna be good my 3 favorite progrqams are on :cool: emmerdale of course, skins and csi miami :) woooo screw my social life lol !

    Mine are: Emmerdale,EEmEmmerdale,corrie,What Katie Did Next and Chatty Man.

    Indeed JR_THELEGEND:p
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    Paulo 313Paulo 313 Posts: 2,961
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    Banimon! wrote: »
    Evenin' all:)

    Won't be here tonight but thought I'd say hi:)

    hey :) sorry u cant be on tonight ! missing a double header :cool:
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    Taz93Taz93 Posts: 13,315
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    oo_la_la wrote: »
    Evening everyone! :)

    Totally agree with the title of the thread Maisie is well off the rails now. How long will this go on for?! :yawn:

    The soap rule book says off the rails for a month, recovered for 3 months and spectacularly fall off the rails for an almightly length of time followed by a tragic death.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,853
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    Gulftastic wrote: »
    No, it's Emmerdael, Modern Family, John Stewart, Big Bang Theory!

    Skins, maybe, but it's about Cook tonight, and I absolutely hate his character.

    No it's Emmerdale, Corrie, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother.
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    mrbernaymrbernay Posts: 146,192
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    Banimon! wrote: »
    Evenin' all:)

    Won't be here tonight but thought I'd say hi:)

    Hey there, Bani ;)
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    Paulo 313Paulo 313 Posts: 2,961
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    Taz93 wrote: »
    The soap rule book says off the rails for a month, recovered for 3 months and spectacularly fall off the rails for an almightly length of time followed by a tragic death.

    in maises case lets hope for the latter :D
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    Bonny1Bonny1 Posts: 8,502
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    Taz93 wrote: »
    Mine are: What Katie Did Next :p

    seriously :cool: your admitting this... on a public forum?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,853
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    Paulo 313 wrote: »
    hey :) sorry u cant be on tonight ! missing a double header :cool:

    Ya what?:confused:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,416
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    Taz93 wrote: »
    The soap rule book says off the rails for a month, recovered for 3 months and spectacularly fall off the rails for an almightly length of time followed by a tragic death.

    Dammit :mad: I just want to slap her already
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    Taz93Taz93 Posts: 13,315
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    Bonny1 wrote: »
    seriously :cool: your admitting this... on a public forum?

    Yes i love the programme. Got a problem ?:mad::p
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    Bonny1Bonny1 Posts: 8,502
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    oo_la_la wrote: »
    Dammit :mad: I just want to slap her already

    there's a que honey.. lol lol lol :D
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    Paulo 313Paulo 313 Posts: 2,961
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    Banimon! wrote: »
    Ya what?:confused:

    2 episodes :cool:
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    Taz93Taz93 Posts: 13,315
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    oo_la_la wrote: »
    Dammit :mad: I just want to slap her already

    she is doing the slapping tonight. :cool:
    Paulo 313 wrote: »
    in maises case lets hope for the latter :D

    Hmmm . :D
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    Bonny1Bonny1 Posts: 8,502
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    Taz93 wrote: »
    Yes i love the programme. Got a problem ?:mad::p

    eh... possibly :o
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 67,320
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    Bonny1 wrote: »
    seriously :cool: your admitting this... on a public forum?

    LETS GET HER! :D:D:D:D:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,416
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    Bonny1 wrote: »
    there's a que honey.. lol lol lol :D

    I'm stuck for which que to join, the slap Maisie que or the beat Nathan to a pulp que....decisions desicions
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    GulftasticGulftastic Posts: 127,566
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    Taz93 wrote: »
    The soap rule book says off the rails for a month, recovered for 3 months and spectacularly fall off the rails for an almightly length of time followed by a tragic death.

    You should read the 'Neighbours' rule book, it's much easier to understand.

    It's one week of hinting at a problem, two episodes suffering with the problem, one episode curing it by chatting with Dr. K, and that's the end of it.
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