Ladies: do you have a noisy vagina?

floog · 15/08/15 - 20:26

Apparently it's a common problem:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/11349173/My-vagina-makes-noises-constantly-and-I-dont-know-what-to-do.html

It's all too easy to make a joke of this serious problem and so in order to help any women who are suffering from unwanted vagina noise I thought I would start this thread. Would anyone like to share their experiences of this problem to help others who might be suffering?

catsaregrey · 15/08/15 - 20:29

im sure thats why you made the thread......to help people

gdjman68wasdigi · 15/08/15 - 20:30

There is a few noisy ones here

CELT1987 · 15/08/15 - 20:32

I have a pussy that is loud - he cries every morning to get in.

mcg3 · 15/08/15 - 20:33

gdjman68wasdigi wrote: »

There is a few noisy ones here

You're thinking of the c u n t s

muggins14 · 15/08/15 - 20:33

Yep, I go to the cinema and mine just never shuts up!

Misanthropy_83 · 15/08/15 - 20:41

muggins14 wrote: »

Yep, I go to the cinema and mine just never shuts up!

especially when it's munching popcorn and slurping drinks

muggins14 · 15/08/15 - 20:44

Misanthropy_83 wrote: »

especially when it's munching popcorn and slurping drinks

It's terrible, no table manners whatsoever

Fraudrey C · 15/08/15 - 20:45

A thread about fanny farts?

Just OMG really. And no, i don't, . lol

:D:D

Jason · 15/08/15 - 20:57

This thread should have been subtitled "A Call for Puns".

gregrichards · 15/08/15 - 21:21

Somebody should start a support group or charity as this is a terrible condition. A television advert could be made for NVS Noisy V*gina Syndrome. We could text to give £5 for research and hopefully find a cure.

CravenHaven · 15/08/15 - 21:34

I knew someone who could play "Yankee Doodle Dandy".

exlordlucan · 15/08/15 - 21:49

Some like to show it off

http://cdn.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/vagina-talking.gif

SirMickTravis · 15/08/15 - 21:50

Can I suggest the thread starter has a noisy arse.

Billy_Value · 15/08/15 - 22:00

This thread should be in the music forum

Fraudrey C · 15/08/15 - 22:26

Paaaaarrrrppppp!!!

Steve_Cardanas · 15/08/15 - 22:29

Queefing

CravenHaven · 15/08/15 - 22:30

Fraudrey C wrote: »

Paaaaarrrrppppp!!!

you're making me feel a little queefy

Mustabuster · 15/08/15 - 22:35

I've heard some of them growl.

gdjman68wasdigi · 15/08/15 - 22:47

She's just left .. So what if her husband had a lumberjack shirt on

Fit as

Fraudrey C · 15/08/15 - 22:48

Mustabuster wrote: »

I've heard some of them growl.

You're not supposed to stick your ear in them...

U96 · 15/08/15 - 22:52

'Making love'.I fu**in hate that term.>:(

gdjman68wasdigi · 15/08/15 - 23:03

I'm in love

Armi · 15/08/15 - 23:05

They are rarely melodic, like a well controlled arse fart can very often be.

These are invariably just a straightforward raspberry.

Regis Magnae · 15/08/15 - 23:14

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075830/

Chatterbox! (1977)

A young woman who works in a beauty parlor discovers that her vagina can talk, which causes her no end of trouble.

Its trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41IsnJUOVgo

A remake of...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190780/

Pussy Talk (1975)

U96 · 15/08/15 - 23:17

Regis Magnae wrote: »

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075830/

Chatterbox! (1977)

A remake of...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190780/

Pussy Talk (1975)

I remember a film about one that had teeth.:o

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