Bizarre Doctor Who Theories thread

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  • Sufyaan_KaziSufyaan_Kazi Posts: 3,862
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    The standards on this forum have slipped.


    Not ONE person has noticed that Perkins had a fob watch on the Orient Express, he's clearly the Master ...... :p:confused::o
  • solarpenguinsolarpenguin Posts: 488
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    The_Judge_ wrote: »
    The standards on this forum have slipped.


    Not ONE person has noticed that Perkins had a fob watch on the Orient Express, he's clearly the Master ...... :p:confused::o

    No, he's the Perkins from The Highlanders. After having his head bashed against the desk by the Doctor, he found that some of the Doctor's artron energy had transferred to him, turning him into a River-style half-Time Lord.
  • LightMeUpLightMeUp Posts: 1,915
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    The_Judge_ wrote: »
    The standards on this forum have slipped.


    Not ONE person has noticed that Perkins had a fob watch on the Orient Express, he's clearly the Master ...... :p:confused::o

    I thought it was clear he was Matt Smith in disguise comong back to claim his rightful place as catchphrase master of old. Everyone knows Moffat can't be serious in having a doctor that isn't gimmicky and irritating!
  • MinkytheDogMinkytheDog Posts: 5,658
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    The_Judge_ wrote: »
    The standards on this forum have slipped.


    Not ONE person has noticed that Perkins had a fob watch on the Orient Express, he's clearly the Master ...... :p:confused::o

    Frank Skinner sang "Three Lions" and three lions makes a PRIDE and Courtney said the Doctor was PREJUDICED against her and the people in Doctor Who aren't staying dead cos they're ZOMBIES and Charles Dance is starring in a new film called "PRIDE and PREJUDICE and ZOMBIES" with Matt Smith - which proves he's the Master and the themes in this series if played backwards are Mummy Alien chicken Skovox Teller Ears Robin Hood Colonel Blue Deep Breath which spells MASTER C.D. and Charles Dance has just been in a film called "Dracula Untold" playing MASTER Vampire and Charles Dance gave an interview about Game of Thrones in which he mentioned the MISSIONARY position and an anagram of missionary is "MISSY 0 RANI" which proves that the Rani was actually a previous incarnation of the MASTER and Missy called the married Doctor her "boyfriend" cos she's his MISTRESS which is a female MASTER and when the Doctor and Clara landed in Glasgow at Christmas the shops were open and a woman had an umbrella cos of the RAIN and rain is an anagram of RANI and THE PROMISED LAND was promised to Abraham who was born in what is now called IRAQ and Iraq has been at war with IRAN and Iran is an anagram or RANI and and the Orient Express coach wasn't real on the inside cos it was an artificial reality and IN A.R. is an anagram of RANI and my head just exploded.
  • Sufyaan_KaziSufyaan_Kazi Posts: 3,862
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    Amazing work!
  • James FrederickJames Frederick Posts: 53,184
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    The Time War and pretty much everything Dalek related is The Doctor's fault.

    If The First Doctor didn't have to be so nosey and even lie about The TARDIS being broken he would never have met The Daleks and they wouldn't have found about about him -The Time Lords - Humans or anything else they could have just stayed on Skaro forever.
  • MinkytheDogMinkytheDog Posts: 5,658
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    Daleks paint their undercarriages with space-chicken poop to allow them to hover up stairs.
  • TerraCanisTerraCanis Posts: 14,099
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    Don't worry - I just made that up on the spot

    I have a suspicion that you're not the only one who does that.
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