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Horse meat? What about this cheese scam!

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I find this horse meat scandal shocking.

But!!

What about this cheese scam, I hear Farmers are making cheese with off milk. Yes, milk that has gone out of date.

I see these dairy farmers have a tidy little scam like the horse meat malarky. ;)

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    exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    So cheese burgers are off the menu then.
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    epicurianepicurian Posts: 19,291
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    Haha.

    Is this supposed to be like the dihydrogen monoxide warning? :confused:
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    Si_CreweSi_Crewe Posts: 40,202
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    epicurian wrote: »
    Is this supposed to be like the dihydrogen monoxide warning? :confused:

    What is this dihydrogen monoxide of which you speak and why haven't I been warned about the dangers of it and how to avoid it?!

    I think we should be told! :mad:
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    epicurianepicurian Posts: 19,291
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    Si_Crewe wrote: »
    What is this dihydrogen monoxide of which you speak and why haven't I been warned about the dangers of it and how to avoid it?!

    I think we should be told! :mad:

    *cough cough*

    Pardon me, I'll get back to you in a moment... just feeling a bit parched...
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    SexSex Posts: 44,161
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    I thought cheese was made of off milk:o:o..
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    Bex_123Bex_123 Posts: 10,783
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    epicurian wrote: »
    Haha.

    Is this supposed to be like the dihydrogen monoxide warning? :confused:

    That's no joking matter!

    I heard you can technically be killed by inhalation of a small amount of it, the gaseous form can cause severe burns and the solid form can even cause damage to your skin if in contact with it long enough :eek:
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    lemoncurdlemoncurd Posts: 57,778
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    DrSleep wrote: »
    I find this horse meat scandal shocking.

    But!!

    What about this cheese scam, I hear Farmers are making cheese with off milk. Yes, milk that has gone out of date.

    I see these dairy farmers have a tidy little scam like the horse meat malarky. ;)

    Where have you heard this? The FSA would be all over the dairies if they were making cheese with soured milk.
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    Nigel GoodwinNigel Goodwin Posts: 58,587
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    lemoncurd wrote: »
    Where have you heard this? The FSA would be all over the dairies if they were making cheese with soured milk.

    Perhaps you should consider what cheese actually is, and how it's made - and also note the smiley at the end of the OP's post :p
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    epicurianepicurian Posts: 19,291
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    lemoncurd wrote: »
    Where have you heard this? The FSA would be all over the dairies if they were making cheese with soured milk.

    The FSA should be all over you with that username! :eek:
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    lemoncurdlemoncurd Posts: 57,778
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    Perhaps you should consider what cheese actually is, and how it's made - and also note the smiley at the end of the OP's post :p

    I know how cheese is made, and it's certainly not-made with off milk! The bacteria would cause untold problems for consumers! :eek:
    The milk is separated to get the curds out of it (using rennet or similar protease), but that is not "off" milk.
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    howardlhowardl Posts: 5,120
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    Sex wrote: »
    I thought cheese was made of off milk:o:o..
    WHOOOOOSH!!!!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,485
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    DrSleep wrote: »
    I find this horse meat scandal shocking.

    But!!

    What about this cheese scam, I hear Farmers are making cheese with off milk. Yes, milk that has gone out of date.

    I see these dairy farmers have a tidy little scam like the horse meat malarky. ;)

    Why are they even using milk at all! If I buy cheese I want to know is was made with 100% cheese, not milk. Disgusting!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 84
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    Basically everything we are eating is not what it should be.

    If horse meat was found in "respectable" supermarket chains god only knows whats in the rubbish that McDonald call a burger.
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    roland ratroland rat Posts: 13,829
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    Sex wrote: »
    I thought cheese was made of off milk:o:o..

    Isnt cheese made from the bulls milk :eek::eek::D
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    ~Twinkle~~Twinkle~ Posts: 8,166
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    roland rat wrote: »
    Isnt cheese made from the bulls milk :eek::eek::D

    Only Stinking Bishop. ;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,934
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    Worse than that, the French have started selling manky wine as vinegar!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 641
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    flobadob wrote: »
    Worse than that, the French have started selling manky wine as vinegar!

    Bloody french!! *shakes fist*
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,341
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    TopManc wrote: »
    Basically everything we are eating is not what it should be.

    If horse meat was found in "respectable" supermarket chains god only knows whats in the rubbish that McDonald call a burger.

    (Grabs stomach in pain, throws burger and qoutes from The Young Ones) 'Ooh, what have you been putting in my food you stupid b*tch? )
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    mackaramackara Posts: 4,063
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    flobadob wrote: »
    Worse than that, the French have started selling manky wine as vinegar!

    Beats the anti freeze they used to sell us.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,934
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    mackara wrote: »
    Beats the anti freeze they used to sell us.

    Imagine my horror last winter when I discovered that the antifreeze in my car was actually 100% Châteauneuf-du-Pape.

    And my cottage pie consisted of 100% Jeremy Kyle guests. I should have guessed when I had to keep spitting out the piercings.
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