So if I find a suitable chav on a Friday night in town, hook her up with a partner on Saturday and take some pictures of them gazing at each other over their moonlit kebabs Hello or OK will pay me silly money to share with loving couple.
Then the following week they can split up over who's half of the bag of chips is larger and the Sunday papers will pay me more money.
Hey - nothing to this management/PR lark then is there
You're a natural :-D CAN really are the barrel scrapings though
I'm almost surprised at the low-rent way in which she's sold her story five days after the break-up, and is completely inappropriately posing in a bikini like some wannabe wag. CAN have managed to make Peter Andre seem almost dignified at times (he's not) but there's no attempt to make Katona seem anything other than the trashy, publicity-hound she's always been. If you're going to reinvent her, at least elevate her above the fame-whorish Kerry of old, but no, here she is as cheap as ever.
At least they've stayed true to form getting her to trot out the obligatory "now I just want to concentrate on my kids" angle. But it's not fooling anyone.
How is a woman this unpopular getting this much press? It's a truly weird phenomena.
Claire Powell is still trying to fool us that Kerry has transformed herself. I give it 3 months before she's back with Croft and locking herself in the bathroom again.
I don't believe for one second that she gives a stuff about anything other than lining her pockets. Her kids are way down on her list of priorities - and no amount of twaddle emanating from her fat gob now will convince me otherwise.
I'm almost surprised at the low-rent way in which she's sold her story five days after the break-up, and is completely inappropriately posing in a bikini like some wannabe wag. CAN have managed to make Peter Andre seem almost dignified at times (he's not) but there's no attempt to make Katona seem anything other than the trashy, publicity-hound she's always been. If you're going to reinvent her, at least elevate her above the fame-whorish Kerry of old, but no, here she is as cheap as ever.
At least they've stayed true to form getting her to trot out the obligatory "now I just want to concentrate on my kids" angle. But it's not fooling anyone.
How is a woman this unpopular getting this much press? It's a truly weird phenomena.
Totally agree, CAN have really sunk low with this one, I can't think of anything positive to say about Katona, she is no role mode, just so pathetically desperate for fame. I have really gone off CAN since they signed Katona.
The reality TV star was reportedly unhappy with Waldron's drinking and was also struggling to pay the petrol costs of driving to Warrington to visit him
But yet she can afford numerous holidays so far this year, and she's taking the kids to America soon ?
She is now focusing her attention on her children,
This is what she should have done after Bryan left her, and not rush into the arms of any man who would have her.
CAN, CANNOT fool the public with this woman, nor any of their other Z-listers, their one trick pony of weight loss, kids, victim routines are all they can peddle. No talent among any one of them, least of all Katona.
CAN, CANNOT fool the public with this woman, nor any of their other Z-listers, their one trick pony of weight loss, kids, victim routines are all they can peddle. No talent among any one of them, least of all Katona.
I think Chantelle has left them, she probably saw sense or beacuse she hasn't any children, they couldn't sell her. I bet Kerrys on the front of OK in the next few weeks playing the devoted mum.
I think Chantelle has left them, she probably saw sense or beacuse she hasn't any children, they couldn't sell her. I bet Kerrys on the front of OK in the next few weeks playing the devoted mum.
And we all know it will be 100percent pure BULLSHIT!
Totally agree, CAN have really sunk low with this one, I can't think of anything positive to say about Katona, she is no role mode, just so pathetically desperate for fame. I have really gone off CAN since they signed Katona.
Powell & Hendricks knew what they were doing by getting Katflap on their books means that their bank balance will be even bigger
oh please..,. what were them photos of her dancing down the street hand and hand with her disgrace of a mother the other week then. Can't afford the petrol to get to Warrington! what a joke!
Why introduce yet another new man to your kids if you weren't serious about him ?...Why go on a romantic holiday, drive hundreds of miles every week etc etc.
She needs to step out of the spotlight and focus on them kids, but no doubt we'll be seeing even more set up "family" photographs, and numerous interviews still.
Why introduce yet another new man to your kids if you weren't serious about him ?...Why go on a romantic holiday, drive hundreds of miles every week etc etc.
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True, what they fail to realise is the majority of the public is sick of them and their constant attention seeking and lies. It was only this week in OK! that kerry said she was happy with her man....when really she split up with him last week.
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Morning fred!
...I've given up trying to make sense of it all - it just makes my head hurt!
Like with Welshmum It's giving me a headache working it all out.
You're a natural :-D CAN really are the barrel scrapings though
At least they've stayed true to form getting her to trot out the obligatory "now I just want to concentrate on my kids" angle. But it's not fooling anyone.
How is a woman this unpopular getting this much press? It's a truly weird phenomena.
I don't believe for one second that she gives a stuff about anything other than lining her pockets. Her kids are way down on her list of priorities - and no amount of twaddle emanating from her fat gob now will convince me otherwise.
Totally agree, CAN have really sunk low with this one, I can't think of anything positive to say about Katona, she is no role mode, just so pathetically desperate for fame. I have really gone off CAN since they signed Katona.
But yet she can afford numerous holidays so far this year, and she's taking the kids to America soon ?
This is what she should have done after Bryan left her, and not rush into the arms of any man who would have her.
We'll see how long this all lasts for.
I think Chantelle has left them, she probably saw sense or beacuse she hasn't any children, they couldn't sell her. I bet Kerrys on the front of OK in the next few weeks playing the devoted mum.
And we all know it will be 100percent pure BULLSHIT!
Powell & Hendricks knew what they were doing by getting Katflap on their books means that their bank balance will be even bigger
and now they have got themselves a turd polishing serivce too
She needs to step out of the spotlight and focus on them kids, but no doubt we'll be seeing even more set up "family" photographs, and numerous interviews still.
Simple, she's an idiot.:sleep:
Plus she is doing a Jordan....as in ME ME ME.
I thought she wanted that tattoo removed, more tripe spoken.
Good to see her and Bryan on more civil terms....
I bet he is on his mobile trying to sell his story as we speak.:D