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TheTruth1983TheTruth1983 Posts: 13,462
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Proof that joy comes from the doing and not the results. It is like Russian roulette, one unlucky shot and your life is f***ed.
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    farmer bobfarmer bob Posts: 27,595
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    Knock and wait, or walk straight in...
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    Oliver_UstinovOliver_Ustinov Posts: 913
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    There should be a Royal Sex Protection Society! :mad:

    :D
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    TheTruth1983TheTruth1983 Posts: 13,462
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    farmer bob wrote: »
    Knock and wait, or walk straight in...

    You could get in trouble for that :o:o
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    Oliver_UstinovOliver_Ustinov Posts: 913
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    TheTruth1983 wrote: »
    You could get in trouble for that :o:o
    Not necessarily....
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    rupert_pupkinrupert_pupkin Posts: 3,975
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    Neighbour parcel protocol
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    farmer bobfarmer bob Posts: 27,595
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    TheTruth1983 wrote: »
    You could get in trouble for that :o:o

    Mumsnet craziness again
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    Summer BreezeSummer Breeze Posts: 4,399
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    TheTruth1983 wrote: »
    Proof that joy comes from the doing and not the results. It is like Russian roulette, one lucky shot and your life is f***ed.



    Have you caught something then with an unlucky shot?
    A shot at the clinic may help if you have.
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    NX-74205NX-74205 Posts: 4,691
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    TheTruth1983 wrote: »
    Proof that joy comes from the doing and not the results. It is like Russian roulette, one lucky shot and your life is f***ed.

    How is it lucky if, depending on whether it's Russian Roulette or sex, the resulting 'shot' ****s up your life?
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    TheTruth1983TheTruth1983 Posts: 13,462
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    NX-74205 wrote: »
    How is it lucky if, depending on whether it's Russian Roulette or sex, the resulting 'shot' ****s up your life?

    I was typing fast smart arse >:(

    It is edited now
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    farmer bobfarmer bob Posts: 27,595
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    Pray tell, OP
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    dosanjh1dosanjh1 Posts: 8,727
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    TheTruth1983 wrote: »
    Proof that joy comes from the doing and not the results. It is like Russian roulette, one unlucky shot and your life is f***ed.

    I had unprotected sex and it ended up with the greatest achievement in my life - the birth of my best friend and a person who I will love for ever - my son.

    I still recommend having a plan in life though.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,118
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    My husband is the most fertile man in england. To combat this, we both have sex whilst wearing garden refuse sacks.
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    CLL DodgeCLL Dodge Posts: 115,871
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    If everyone used a condom we'd wipe out our species in less than a century.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 29,701
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    Unless you want a kid.
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    KarlSomethingKarlSomething Posts: 3,529
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    CLL Dodge wrote: »
    If everyone used a condom we'd wipe out our species in less than a century.

    But if 90% of people used a condom 100% of the time, we might be better off in 100 years.

    Or even if 100% of people always used condoms, we might have enough reproduction from failing condoms alone.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 32,379
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    I've never worn a condom in my life. Have never had children or an STD.
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    makavelli132makavelli132 Posts: 1,297
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    woodbush wrote: »
    I've never worn a condom in my life. Have never had children or an STD.

    You can't get your hand pregnant....
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    jrajra Posts: 48,325
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    CLL Dodge wrote: »
    If everyone used a condom we'd wipe out our species in less than a century.

    Result.
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    muggins14muggins14 Posts: 61,844
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    TheTruth1983 wrote: »
    Proof that joy comes from the doing and not the results. It is like Russian roulette, one unlucky shot and your life is f***ed.
    If you're playing Russian Roulette then you know that somebody always gets shot!

    I'm never quite sure why anybody would choose to practice unsafe sex or why any idiot would sleep with somebody who does.

    I think most people know how babies are made and STDs contracted, don't they?
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    Oliver_UstinovOliver_Ustinov Posts: 913
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    dosanjh1 wrote: »
    I had unprotected sex and it ended up with the greatest achievement in my life - the birth of my best friend and a person who I will love for ever - my son.

    I still recommend having a plan in life though.
    Reading that gives me a lovely feeling of warmth inside! :kitty:^_^
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    Tal'shiarTal'shiar Posts: 2,290
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    CLL Dodge wrote: »
    If everyone used a condom we'd wipe out our species in less than a century.

    ....ergghhh. You do know you cannot reuse them right? :P
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    vosnevosne Posts: 14,131
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    makavelli132 wrote: »
    You can't get your hand pregnant....

    lol..:D
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    mushymanrobmushymanrob Posts: 17,992
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    i never use condoms....

    may as well shower with your clothes on.

    never had an std

    best to get one and stick with one clean partner.
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    Sweet_PrincessSweet_Princess Posts: 11,038
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    Is this the official Friday sex thread
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    walterwhitewalterwhite Posts: 56,944
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    KarlSomething wrote: »
    But if 90% of people used a condom 100% of the time, we might be better off in 100 years.

    Or even if 100% of people always used condoms, we might have enough reproduction from failing condoms alone.

    That sounds like a quote from Anchorman.
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