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twassington wrote: » This thread is not about Pilchard's popularity [or lack thereof ], it is purely about who is the sexiest.
MartinRosen wrote: » So that rules you out then!
MartinRosen wrote: » Well I think there should be a competition. You will both have to send photos, and everyone will judge whose are the best;)
twassington wrote: » au contraire Martin
MartinRosen wrote: » 'ere this is a British thread, so don't you go speaking all that foreign lingo here.
MartinRosen wrote: » That is sacrilege and it maybe BB will win by default.
BirdyBee wrote: » Not by default poppet. Don't be too proud to admit that the heat rises when I'm around. Too hot? Too spicy? Hot, hot, HOT!!! :cool:
twassington wrote: » Hot and rather sweaty, dear.....I should go and have a cold shower and use deodorant
BirdyBee wrote: » I think you should, yes.
twassington wrote: » I am warm and clean, smelling of expensive perfume and wearing a silk gown and four inch heels
BirdyBee wrote: » Expensive? You're making me sneeze and my eyes water. I suppose it might be better than the rotten stench you're trying to hide though... Like the tarty shoes. They're so 'you'.
MartinRosen wrote: » While you 'ladies'(?!) argue it out, I remain número uno, no.1, top of the pops. Mr Sex-God.
twassington wrote: » Listen Granddad, you are fooling no-one, go and take your medecine and get your incontinence pants changed!
MartinRosen wrote: » I have used up the ones I borrowed from you .. have you got any more ... this time unused, please:D
BirdyBee wrote: » *ahem* You're not making me tingle.
BirdyBee wrote: » Well, hello gorgeous... x I see you recognise a really mouth watering sweet treat, amongst all of these out of date puddings. :cool:
HaloJoe wrote: » Hello ya'self good looking Well, you see, BirdyBee, i want me, some of that honey :D
BirdyBee wrote: » *breathlessly* I know you want my sweet, sticky...honey. *trembles with longing* Once I'm crowned Queen Bee of this thread, you will be welcome in my hive.... Now get rid of all the unsexy people so we can be alone...
HaloJoe wrote: » This man has no words, however one shall proceed to -http://25.media.tumblr.com/960cf0aabfbf6253dd4bf6438095abe0/tumblr_mmvv8pBZfu1qawlwvo1_500.gif Now move on 'unsexy people' :sleep: Myself and BirdyBee shall be doing a little dance, making a little love, and getting down tonight Oooooooooooooh wait a second - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7RRLC5slLo Damn right :cool: ^^^^^^^^^^
MartinRosen wrote: » http://youtu.be/1D0ZDjHBZ1A
BirdyBee wrote: » *smoulders* C'mon a little closer sweetheart and be the moth to my flame...I know you're aching to touch... You see my need... *whimper* Once I've set you on fire you won't want anyone else. Don't be scared. You'll be my deputy once we conquer this place. :cool: Just don't get any big ideas that you can tame me. You're mine now.
HaloJoe wrote: » Well my mumma warned me about girls like you, too bad i was i never did what i was told Although, deary, set me on fire, my burning hearts desire is only for you. Oooooooooooo, and again - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEONPZbVZNw Now, if that ^^^^^^^ ain't cool, what is???????? :sleep::cool:
BirdyBee wrote: » Your mumma was right, and I'm so, so wrong... But I've never had any complaints. Plenty of moans, but no complaints. *purrs* Do you think you have something for me? *arches back* Because I have something you need...if you want to be my honeysuckle...
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So that rules you out then!
au contraire Martin
Unlike twass-thingy...who spreads her jam too readily...I only provide private viewings for select fellow sexy people.
I am above judgement. I provide the sweetest sugar fix only to those who can satisfy my own cravings.
I think all you people should leave my thread now.
'ere this is a British thread, so don't you go speaking all that foreign lingo here.
Mais le Francais et tres sexy, n'est ce pas?
Not by default poppet.
Don't be too proud to admit that the heat rises when I'm around.
Too hot? Too spicy? Hot, hot, HOT!!! :cool:
Hot and rather sweaty, dear.....I should go and have a cold shower and use deodorant
I think you should, yes.
I am warm and clean, smelling of expensive perfume and wearing a silk gown and four inch heels
Expensive? You're making me sneeze and my eyes water.
I suppose it might be better than the rotten stench you're trying to hide though...
Like the tarty shoes. They're so 'you'.
Miaow!! Have you LOOKED in the mirror recently?
Listen Granddad, you are fooling no-one, go and take your medecine and get your incontinence pants changed!
I have used up the ones I borrowed from you .. have you got any more ... this time unused, please:D
:eek::rolleyes::D
I'll go back to my mother's OAP home and get you some!
*ahem*
You're not making me tingle.
It's probably 40 years since he managed anything like that
Hello ya'self good looking
Well, you see, BirdyBee, i want me, some of that honey
*breathlessly*
I know you want my sweet, sticky...honey.
*trembles with longing*
Once I'm crowned Queen Bee of this thread, you will be welcome in my hive....
Now get rid of all the unsexy people so we can be alone...
This man has no words, however one shall proceed to -
http://25.media.tumblr.com/960cf0aabfbf6253dd4bf6438095abe0/tumblr_mmvv8pBZfu1qawlwvo1_500.gif
Now move on 'unsexy people' :sleep:
Myself and BirdyBee shall be doing a little dance, making a little love, and getting down tonight
Oooooooooooooh wait a second
Damn right :cool: ^^^^^^^^^^
http://youtu.be/1D0ZDjHBZ1A
*smoulders*
C'mon a little closer sweetheart and be the moth to my flame...I know you're aching to touch...
You see my need...
*whimper*
Once I've set you on fire you won't want anyone else. Don't be scared. You'll be my deputy once we conquer this place. :cool:
Just don't get any big ideas that you can tame me. You're mine now.
Voyeur. :eek:
Well my mumma warned me about girls like you, too bad i never did what i was told
Although, deary, set me on fire, my burning hearts desire is only for you.
Oooooooooooo, and again - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEONPZbVZNw
Now, if that ^^^^^^^ ain't cool, what is????????
:sleep::cool:
Your mumma was right, and I'm so, so wrong...
But I've never had any complaints. Plenty of moans, but no complaints.
*purrs*
Do you think you have something for me?
*arches back*
Because I have something you need...if you want to be my honeysuckle...
DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Girl :eek: - Yous gots game
But you's playing 'wit a player right now' - Does ya think ya's tough enough?????
Ya think you can 'work it' ?????
*upper lip, shoulder shrug, the 'eyes lock', and what*
Come on baby, lets do this shit - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVA-xTBeHyM
Yeah, i said it, we are :cool: