Gillian "Two Wombs" McKeith. The wombs and ovaries take it in turns.
My sister actually does have two wombs (don't ask), and it's not possible for them to be pregnant and menstruating independently of each other, so bang goes that excuse for Gillian.
In the next few months we may see her running through fields of flowers (all sanitary product ads are like that) advertising non applicator tampons or pads with "wings"
Are you saying that when you get your period you don't go for a run through fields of flowers ......or jump bareback on the nearest horse for a gallop along the sea ???
Are you saying that when you get your period you don't go for a run through fields of flowers ......or jump bareback on the nearest horse for a gallop along the sea ???
I thought we had to do this
Personally I prefer putting on a very tight pair of jeans and some plimsolls and skipping about with my boyfriend looking very pleased with myself.
Are you saying that when you get your period you don't go for a run through fields of flowers ......or jump bareback on the nearest horse for a gallop along the sea ???
Are you saying that when you get your period you don't go for a run through fields of flowers ......or jump bareback on the nearest horse for a gallop along the sea ???
I thought we had to do this
And i forgot to mention in a white skirt, trousers, or jeans. Now it may be me, but any light colours are a no-no at such times
so she claims she's pregnant then gets her period....
whether she was joking about the former or not is irrelevant. This woman couldn't have made a bigger tit of herself if she tried
Really, if Gillian wanted to raise her profile she might have done better to go on Dancing on Ice (back problem permitting). You see a lot less of the contestants being themselves on that show and she might not have ruined her public image quite so comprehensively.
Really, if Gillian wanted to raise her profile she might have done better to go on Dancing on Ice (back problem permitting). You see a lot less of the contestants being themselves on that show and she might not have ruined her public image quite so comprehensively.
But then she wouldn't have got to see her relatives or stop in the Versace hotel.
Really, if Gillian wanted to raise her profile she might have done better to go on Dancing on Ice (back problem permitting). You see a lot less of the contestants being themselves on that show and she might not have ruined her public image quite so comprehensively.
I think she would have managed no matter what she did ,She doesnt seem to have very many redeeming features at all and I can imagine her whining on DOI too ,
Really, if Gillian wanted to raise her profile she might have done better to go on Dancing on Ice (back problem permitting). You see a lot less of the contestants being themselves on that show and she might not have ruined her public image quite so comprehensively.
What? Physically earn her fee? :eek: this is gillian McKeith
What? Physically earn her fee? :eek: this is gillian McKeith
If Gillian actually had to do some work and go on a show like Dancing on Ice, we'd probably hear that she has a phobia about ice or bright neon colours or heaven forbid Pip Schofield. She'd be out in week one anyway.
I liked it when she said "It would be different if we'd met in a club". She really is completely deluded about her own level of attractiveness. Anf d did Shaun really need to have a mental image of her on her period after he'd jumped into the duck infested water with her
An 'I love your music. When we get out, I'll buy your CD'. The image of Fakey McFaintster giveing it some to Kinky Afro or chilling to Wrote For Luck is just too much for my brain to deal with :eek:
I had forgot she was in her 50's. Do women still have their periods in there 50's?
Yes. At 51, Gillian is probably going through the menopause during which time periods become irregular and eventually stop, most women experience this in early to mid fifties.
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Gillian "Two Wombs" McKeith. The wombs and ovaries take it in turns.
Uh, I think the "see her GP" remark was addressed to another poster's mum, not Gillian.
My sister actually does have two wombs (don't ask), and it's not possible for them to be pregnant and menstruating independently of each other, so bang goes that excuse for Gillian.
LOL......oh right.
I was of course referring to McTeeth seeking psychiatric help.
Are you saying that when you get your period you don't go for a run through fields of flowers ......or jump bareback on the nearest horse for a gallop along the sea ???
I thought we had to do this
Personally I prefer putting on a very tight pair of jeans and some plimsolls and skipping about with my boyfriend looking very pleased with myself.
Only when if we are wearing white jeans.
What!? I've been doing it all wrong! No big dogs or roller skates? It's the law isn't it? You'll be telling me you have to be a woman next.....*tsk*
And i forgot to mention in a white skirt, trousers, or jeans. Now it may be me, but any light colours are a no-no at such times
EDIT: Just realised someone already said this.
whether she was joking about the former or not is irrelevant. This woman couldn't have made a bigger tit of herself if she tried
Really, if Gillian wanted to raise her profile she might have done better to go on Dancing on Ice (back problem permitting). You see a lot less of the contestants being themselves on that show and she might not have ruined her public image quite so comprehensively.
But then she wouldn't have got to see her relatives or stop in the Versace hotel.
I think she would have managed no matter what she did ,She doesnt seem to have very many redeeming features at all and I can imagine her whining on DOI too ,
Yes, they do.
Oh yeah, slight snag there - she would have been holed up at Ally Pally or Lee Valley, somewhere like that.
What? Physically earn her fee? :eek: this is gillian McKeith
If Gillian actually had to do some work and go on a show like Dancing on Ice, we'd probably hear that she has a phobia about ice or bright neon colours or heaven forbid Pip Schofield. She'd be out in week one anyway.
She may have yet more revalations for us:eek::eek::eek:
I, for one, have my soda and popcorn ready for the world exclusive.
Quote of the week!
An 'I love your music. When we get out, I'll buy your CD'. The image of Fakey McFaintster giveing it some to Kinky Afro or chilling to Wrote For Luck is just too much for my brain to deal with :eek:
Yes. At 51, Gillian is probably going through the menopause during which time periods become irregular and eventually stop, most women experience this in early to mid fifties.