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  • buffyslaybuffyslay Posts: 1,582
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    Frances Andrews-Speed is a right spoilsport!!

    well i messaged Luke to tell him he needs to look at this thread, other people have messaged him, put the links to this thread on his album - how clear do we need to make this to him?

    If he wants to get a (new? different?) job (not sure what he does now) , his employers will (most) likely do a search and find him (and us now)
  • deanieboydeanieboy Posts: 740
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    I had a pregnant FB friend who a couple of weeks ago put on her status that she'd been to the hospital and found out her baby was stillborn and went into pretty graphic detail about what she had to do...awful thing to happen of course, but surely a phone call or text to her close friends would have been enough - I barely know the girl which makes it even worse!! :o

    Also, a status of random activities ending with "love/miss my wifey/babes/sexy man" e.g. Off to town to buy some shoes!! Miss my sexy man" - you've gone to town love not Tibet!! :rolleyes:

    Even worse, the constant "Love you xxxxxxxxxxxxx" on couple's walls - we get it!! :yawn: Try texting/calling each other instead!! Or just as bad - "Nothing's going to break me and my baby up" followed by XX is now single... :D
  • skunkboy69skunkboy69 Posts: 9,506
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    "I've dyed my hair blonde and now I look like Roger from American Dad !"
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 111
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    I used to have FB but deleted the account a while back
    I would read lots of pointless updates consisting of inane drivel

    The likes of "just had a muller light for breakfast" and " just had mince and dumplings mmmm" I wouldn't consider a right riveting read :rolleyes:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 368
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    I used to have FB but deleted the account a while back
    I would read lots of pointless updates consisting of inane drivel

    The likes of "just had a muller light for breakfast" and " just had mince and dumplings mmmm" I wouldn't consider a right riveting read :rolleyes:

    Yip, I did likewise, It gave me headaches absorbing peoples patheticness, I never thought the people I know are so weak that they craved so much attention. Now im friendless. Tell a lie, I've a half dozen drinking buddies that I meet now and again.
  • BathshebaBathsheba Posts: 6,654
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    Can't believe that Luke Lawton page is for real! And him and his 'wifey' do look very similar. :eek:
  • Aarghawasp!Aarghawasp! Posts: 6,205
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    It appears Luke's deactivated.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,139
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    It appears Luke's deactivated.

    Still there for me.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,313
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    It appears Luke's deactivated.

    Nope, he's definitely still there :)

    And as of 3 hours ago, wifey still loves him billions xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx So all is well with the world :D
  • AdcmAdcm Posts: 1,587
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    I wonder if the doctors sorted him out yesterday...
  • AdcmAdcm Posts: 1,587
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    skunkboy69 wrote: »
    "I've dyed my hair blonde and now I look like Roger from American Dad !"

    That's not something you share... :o:p
  • Star_BrightStar_Bright Posts: 11,341
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    Adcm wrote: »
    I wonder if the doctors sorted him out yesterday...

    I wonder what he has caught. :D
  • DaisyBumblerootDaisyBumbleroot Posts: 24,763
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    WRT Luke Lawton....

    Its the same damn thing every day - Is off to sleep now to dream about my beautiful wifey Rachael Davies missing you loads and love you billions wifey xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx - im back as far as december and its still the same copied and pasted status! Mental!!!

    And do they not live together? They are always missing each other. Or is he actually saying he is missing his wifey in his sleep?
  • pugamopugamo Posts: 18,039
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    Adcm wrote: »
    I wonder if the doctors sorted him out yesterday...

    LOL

    I wonder what was wrong with him this time, and why didn't he give Rachel an update? She would've been glad to hear it :o
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,313
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    WRT Luke Lawton....

    Its the same damn thing every day - Is off to sleep now to dream about my beautiful wifey Rachael Davies missing you loads and love you billions wifey xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx - im back as far as december and its still the same copied and pasted status! Mental!!!

    And do they not live together? They are always missing each other. Or is he actually saying he is missing his wifey in his sleep?

    That's loving someone more than life den, that is ;)
  • TomGrantTomGrant Posts: 4,251
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    "God I've realised I really don't know how to take it easy and relax!!!"

    All this girl whinges and whines on about is how hard she works. Most people do. Yawn.
  • dee-recdee-rec Posts: 2,408
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    Their posts have got to be a wind up surely?? No sane person would post exactly the same rubbish day after day to each other!
  • pugamopugamo Posts: 18,039
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    Odd Socks wrote: »
    That's loving someone more than life den, that is ;)

    Odd Socks, have you found yourself wanting to say that in real life conversations yet :o
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,313
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    pugamo wrote: »
    Odd Socks, have you found yourself wanting to say that in real life conversations yet :o

    Worse. I found myself explaining to my son and his girlfriend why I was saying it. :o
  • pugamopugamo Posts: 18,039
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    Odd Socks wrote: »
    Worse. I found myself explaining to my son and his girlfriend why I was saying it. :o

    LOL!!! :D:D:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,313
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    pugamo wrote: »
    LOL!!! :D:D:D

    Yeah. Somehow, the stomach-bursting hilariousness of the situation loses its appeal over the dinner table. Meh! ;)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,566
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    Something about gained or lost 5lbs.
  • AnnaliseZAnnaliseZ Posts: 3,912
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    I used to have FB but deleted the account a while back
    I would read lots of pointless updates consisting of inane drivel

    The likes of "just had a muller light for breakfast" and " just had mince and dumplings mmmm" I wouldn't consider a right riveting read :rolleyes:

    Wow gossip girl you must have REALLY boring friends!
  • BathshebaBathsheba Posts: 6,654
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    I reckon Luke has seen this thread because he hasn't posted anything on FB since Thursday. Wifey is still posting the usual copy and pasted shite though.
  • BobbyMcGeeBobbyMcGee Posts: 534
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    Bathsheba wrote: »
    I reckon Luke has seen this thread because he hasn't posted anything on FB since Thursday. Wifey is still posting the usual copy and pasted shite though.

    Hahaha
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