Yes, hello, 2 tickets to see 'Snakes on a plane' please. I hear it's very good because Tom Hanks isn't in it. What? Well where is the cinema then? Honestly. :mad:
Yes, hello, 2 tickets to see 'Snakes on a plane' please. I hear it's very good because Tom Hanks isn't in it. What? Well where is the cinema then? Honestly. :mad:
I think the cinema got castaway. Budget restrictions,boa constrictions and all that.
Hello, I'm trying to buy 2 tickets for 'Snakes on a plane'. I've been told it's very good because Kevin Costner isn't in it. What? I know this is a newsagents, I thought you might direct me to the Cinema. Sorry? Buy something? You won't tell me unless I buy something. Honestly.
With all these animals you need some chickens to lay the eggs, a milkmaid to milk the cows, a man in wellies to chase the sheep, and a donkey to prove my theory.
With all these animals you need some chickens to lay the eggs, a milkmaid to milk the cows, a man in wellies to chase the sheep, and a donkey to prove my theory.
And a few village children with eyes too close together :eek:
With all these animals you need some chickens to lay the eggs, a milkmaid to milk the cows, a man in wellies to chase the sheep, and a donkey to prove my theory.
Well you seem to know what you're talking about.
Tell me, what happens if the man in wellies lays the milkmaid instead, but he is too chicken to claim ownership of any eggs that hatch.Would her parents have kittens? Would he get run out of town on the donkey, resulting in sleepless knights for the maid no matter how many sheep she counts?
I'll trade you two of them for three washing up bottles and a golden retriever. I made one earlier :cool:
No they are just plain bits of cardboard tube. I thought you might want to make something out of them. I've also found some cereal boxes, pvc glue and pipe cleaners.
No they are just plain bits of cardboard tube. I thought you might want to make something out of them. I've also found some cereal boxes, pvc glue and pipe cleaners.
That's ok, for plain cardboard ones you can still have the retriever. Although he might keep bringing them back to you
How big are the pipe cleaners? My drains are quite large
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Well. There's a sheepdog as well.
So that's 1 dog= 4 paws
Two ponies= 8 hooves
20 sheep = 80 whatevers
So 8\80+4= a negative number.
We need more :eek:
/Brings in 3 centipedes.
I think the cinema got castaway. Budget restrictions,boa constrictions and all that.
What an udderly good idea :eek:
How many can you spare?
Was he called Clarence?
my maths teacher pretended to be Davina McCall!
You're giving us a box of eggs as well?
That's really generous.
*Thinks of Blue Peter things that can be done with egg boxes*
:cool:
Oooooh. I've been trying to make vodka jelly cubes with mine. The cardboard kept getting soggy, and they weren't coming out square either.
You're genius you are.
What shall I put my jelly in now then?
I've got some sticky-back plastic if that helps.
Ooh, are they dollies with knitted skirts?
I'll trade you two of them for three washing up bottles and a golden retriever. I made one earlier :cool:
Excellent. I can use that to stick the jelly together
Well you seem to know what you're talking about.
Tell me, what happens if the man in wellies lays the milkmaid instead, but he is too chicken to claim ownership of any eggs that hatch.Would her parents have kittens? Would he get run out of town on the donkey, resulting in sleepless knights for the maid no matter how many sheep she counts?
*Da Da Dum Dum Dum*
If they've only got a ukelele though there'd be lots of kids hanging around street lamposts as well.
That's ok, for plain cardboard ones you can still have the retriever. Although he might keep bringing them back to you
How big are the pipe cleaners? My drains are quite large
The book is missing though.